# The cold Monday morning MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [February 10, 2014, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962 "2014-02-10T11:03:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/381 "2014-02-17T00:30:21Z")
I spent the day running around helping friends. mesquite chicken in in the oven, and tequila lime rice on the stove. Feel better soon, **Boofae**. Good luck o the Big Divorce, **VBob**. And I second the call for TMI. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/382 "2014-02-17T00:48:14Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I always decide what I’m goin’ to wear to irk the night before and have it all laid out. This comes from childhood when mom (the mom of five kids) always had us do that so she could shove us out the door ASAP each mornin’. Anywho, I went in the bedroom a little bit ago to do just that and then remembered, I don’t have to do that this evenin’. 😃 :mad: Today was one of the rare days this winter that we did not add to Snowpocalypse part {lots of Roman numerals}, so I _will_ need to get up early & purtify & go into the orifice tomorrow. First time since last Wed. Guess I need to shave too, huh? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/383 "2014-02-17T00:57:17Z")
> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#): > > Looks like it’s you **EmilyG:D** I may post the MMP when I get up, if nobody else has yet. Though I’m not sure when I’m getting up. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/384 "2014-02-17T01:08:04Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I may post the MMP when I get up, if nobody else has yet. Though I’m not sure when I’m getting up. Sleep in, they won’t wait. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/385 "2014-02-17T02:01:21Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Sleep in, they won’t wait. > > 🙂 Yep:D ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/386 "2014-02-17T02:12:05Z")
Dammit, my surgeon just called in sick, and I’m indefinitely postponed. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/387 "2014-02-17T02:21:27Z")
oooh. that sux, **Bobbio**. {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/388 "2014-02-17T02:24:33Z")
Bummer **Bob**. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/389 "2014-02-17T02:38:12Z")
So tomorrow we’ll look for “I still have a gall bladder MMP” ? How annoying is it on a daily basis these days? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/390 "2014-02-17T03:06:37Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Dammit, my surgeon just called in sick, and I’m indefinitely postponed. Wimp. The guy doing my bionic hip was going on vacation with a buddy. One of Swampy’s friends, no doubt. 🙂 So the friend croaked, and the hip guy didn’t go on vacation. Did he call? “Hey, Plant, I’m not on vacation, you don’t have to walk in pain experienced by the damned in hell for a month, after all!” Nope. Sat around smoking Cuban cigars in his underwear until the scheduled time. Again, a girlfriend had her gall bladder removed. Her only complication was losing weight from the hospital food. 🙂 If she is sick, can’t the anesthesiologist, or nurse or janitor do it? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2014, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/391 "2014-02-17T05:35:59Z")
[New MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17112072#post17112072)! ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/392 "2014-02-19T03:38:20Z")
Hey Ya’ll! It’s been an eventful last week. I have guppy fry! This is my first time taking care of baby fish. I ran out and got a 5 gallon tank kit to house them in. Here are a few vids [Guppy fry born 2-16-14 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-G7MsaU1B0) So CUTE!!! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962/393 "2014-02-19T04:06:36Z")
Very cool! Get over to [this week’s MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17118595#post17118595) and post it again! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cold-monday-morning-mmp/680962.md?page=19)