# The Coldfire Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144 "2001-07-11T21:45:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/1 "2001-07-11T21:45:58Z")
Continued over from [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76984&pagenumber=lastpage](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76984&pagenumber=lastpage) No, um … really … we were trying to watch things. And really, we were just saying to ourselves what a _wonderful_, understanding person you are. Patient, forgiving … That smell? Um … don’t worry about it … _ **RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!** _ [Edited by Eutychus55 on 07-11-2001 at 04:51 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/2 "2001-07-11T22:07:22Z")
Umm… about the chandelier, I think it was already on the floor when you left… and about Poofy… um… well… here’s a bottle brush… Poofy may need cleaning! :eek: _ **RUNS AWAY!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/3 "2001-07-11T22:07:44Z")
OK, guys, we’d better try and clear some of this mess up… **Whammo**? You did **that** - there’s no way on God’s earth that **I** am gonna touch it! ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/4 "2001-07-11T22:25:58Z")
-waves at Coldy- Hey there! I didn’t do a thing… I just stumbled in at the last minute and protected Hamlet from the big bad other posters…I was good the whole time -makes sure her halo is straight- ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/5 "2001-07-11T22:35:40Z")
To be honest, I was too out of it to even post to that last thread, what with lying in the fetal position in a puddle of my own excrement and all. Sorry about those carpet stains, **Coldie**. But being a Nazi, you deserve no less. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/6 "2001-07-11T22:35:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby \* > \*\*-waves at Coldy- Hey there! I didn’t do a thing… I just stumbled in at the last minute and protected Hamlet from the big bad other posters…I was good the whole time -makes sure her halo is straight- \*\* **Saunters up to Obsidian** Hey baby, whats shakin?? Other then the BED last night! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/7 "2001-07-11T22:42:48Z")
Hey, don’t look at me, man! I did NOT touch the stereo! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/8 "2001-07-11T22:47:29Z")
Hey, I’m not ascared of no **Coldfire** , I din’t hardly do nuthin’, that chandelier was installed incorrectly, and furthermore, if **Coldfire** wants to complain, he can bloody well, kiss my… ::notices everyone else standing slackjawed in fear, suddenly feels the **COld** heavy breathing directly behind her:: um, I mean I was hardly even here, I mean, like look at the evidence, I wasn’t even around [sub]when the video tapes were made[/sub], **it’s not my fault!!** ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/9 "2001-07-11T22:50:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > **Saunters up to Obsidian** Hey baby, whats shakin?? Other then the BED last night! -gives him an innocent blank look- My name isn’t baby… and whatever do you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/10 "2001-07-11T23:25:11Z")
Hey, you guys!!! You were right all along. It musta been the vodka water gun, or detop’s special kisses, or Ginger’s threeway, but you were right, I was a hall-monitor jerk. I’ve decided to join you in the festivities! You were right. Coldy is a big, fat, egotistical jerk and I’m glad the place was trashed. He deserves it!!! Woo hoo, this is so freeing. Pass me a beer quick!! Yep, I wish I woulda been with you guys the entire time. Then I’d scream at the top of my lungs: THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, AND I HOPE COLDY ROTS IN HECK!!! huh?, wha? He’s where??? Aw, FUUUUUUUUU… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/11 "2001-07-11T23:38:48Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Juniper200_ > **::cell phone:: > Hello? Bob Vila? Will you work for beer like my friends who usually help me with household projects? yes? Boy, have I got a job for you…** Who needs Bob Vila? Ginger’s here! And if we ask nicely, **Tripler** will help, too. I’m pretty sure I can get him to help… hey, is there any beer left? If not, I’ll use my feminine wiles. I think I have some of those left. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/12 "2001-07-11T23:45:52Z")
Coldy? Oh yeah, I know him, great kid, love his work, yada yada… **TAXI!** ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/13 "2001-07-12T00:02:49Z")
\ Feh, nothing that a little bit of duct tape and some WD-40 could clear. Any beer left anybody, oh, Hi Coldy, how was Scotland ? \ Dididid you en… en… enjoy you… you… yourself ? [sub]all the while trying to disappear into the floor[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/14 "2001-07-12T00:32:29Z")
Um…hey, Coldie…we um, got you a present? Do you like Faberge Eggs? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/15 "2001-07-12T01:05:16Z")
I didn’t lay a finger on the stereo and I took care of your precious Poofy, just like you asked. In fact, Poofy is now in a hidden location, safe from these perverts and under guard. Don’t listen to **Whammo**. He was playing with the Poofy stunt double 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/16 "2001-07-12T01:13:24Z")
You got stains? I got that _Oxi-Clean_ stuff . . . _Powered by the air we breathe!!_. But I did not bring the horse into the backyard. I think that was **wring** and **lurker**. I didn’t do it. . . :eek: Tripler But I did bring my own hooch. Is that okay? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/17 "2001-07-12T01:30:42Z")
Hi **Coldy** …I wasn’t able to make the party, sorry I missed you. What’s that you say? You weren’t even THERE? Well, shoot. See, I KNEW there was a reason why I stayed home. But…I still appreciate you, is that okay? 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/18 "2001-07-12T01:40:04Z")
**Coldy** Me and Jeff hosed all the whipped cream and bodily fluids out of the rubber room. I have a present for you… **a Neil Peart autographed drum head** ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/19 "2001-07-12T01:50:19Z")
You bunch of butt kissers! **Coldy**! Yoo-hoo! I didn’t touch the stereo or drink your beer! ---
**Author:** ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/20 "2001-07-12T02:43:38Z")
Hey, I got there late, so I didn’t do _nuttin._ _looks around_ **Tygr** still here? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144.md?page=2)