# The Coldfire Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144 "2001-07-11T21:45:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/21 "2001-07-12T03:35:59Z")
Um… where am I? I don’t _remember_ much… [sub] but I had the strangest dreams, at least I think they were dreams… [/sub] ::suddenly looks around:: Uh, I got here late. Yeah that’s it. ::attempts to speak brightly, but just sounds brittle:: So…anyone need help tidying up? Urk. ---
**Author:** ![Cleophus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e57/32.png) [@Cleophus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cleophus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/22 "2001-07-12T03:41:45Z")
Sure. I’ll pitch in. I’m going to need some help emptying the Jell-O tub. Can someone get Astroboy out of here? He’s looking really pathetic, with all the vomit in his hair. What’s the best way to dispose of a bong? Nice job, Ginger. We now have the walls fixed. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/23 "2001-07-12T03:49:04Z")
Just tie the bong to **Astroboy** and throw him in the back of the car. With a bucket. Good thing this rubber room is easy to hose down. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/24 "2001-07-12T03:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cleophus \* > \*\*What’s the best way to dispose of a bong? \*\* No need to, it’s legal here. If you don’t know what to do with it, give it to **Hamlet** , I don’t know how, but he seems to have acquired a taste for it. 😃 BTW, does anybody have more duct tape ? I ran out of it while fixing the plumbing. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/25 "2001-07-12T03:54:36Z")
Sure, I’ll help with the jello tub. [sub]Jello tub? I don’t remember that at all. Unless I thought it was the swimming pool?[/sub] Buckets. Plastic garbage bags. We’ll have to melt it and flush it. [sub]This was a _private house_?[/sub] ::eek:: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/26 "2001-07-12T03:58:41Z")
And there’s duct tape and a flashlight in my pack [sub]wherever that is[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/27 "2001-07-12T04:04:02Z")
And there’s duct tape and a flashlight in my pack [sub]wherever that is[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/28 "2001-07-12T04:18:32Z")
And there’s duct tape and a flashlight in my pack [sub]wherever that is[/sub]. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/29 "2001-07-12T04:25:18Z")
Amateur! You don’t use Duct Tape on plumbing! You call the big burly plumber boy [sub]droooool[/sub]. And obviously you guys haven’t had much jell-o tub experience. Just throw **Astroboy** in the tub and turn on the shower to relatively hot. It’ll melt, he’ll smell _much_ better, and the car won’t be all skanky smelling after we drop him off on a dyke somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/30 "2001-07-12T05:53:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > **Amateur! You don’t use Duct Tape on plumbing! You call the big burly plumber boy [sub]droooool[/sub].** Down, girl, down 😃 [sub]and the second part of your post was **way** too easy ![/sub] Anyway, I’m off to Netherland Tire for more duct tape, anything else is needed ? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/31 "2001-07-12T06:12:11Z")
Soap. Preferably something not too harsh… [sub]rfrbynttoohrshh…[/sub] Is there an echo in here? [sub](thinks: what did I do with my ticket home?)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/32 "2001-07-12T12:39:36Z")
Where you guys looking for the Grolsch? thats on the other side of the patio. I don’t want to try the Grolch, but I believe Coldy swears by it. (heh, heh heheheh) ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/33 "2001-07-12T13:18:39Z")
: **Bunny** begins polishing **Coldy’s** bike: No, honest, I brought it into the house so it wouldn’t get, um, rained on. Yeah, that’s it. I mean, I can do a much better job of spit polishing it here in the bedro…inside. What’s that? Why is there mustard on my back? Um, well, you see, it all started with the strawberry mead…and… :scuffs feet, looks contrite: ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/34 "2001-07-12T13:37:34Z")
:: muttering to self while scrubbing out the hot tub :: [sub]razza-frazzin’…always gotta be ME doin’ the clean up…tub was ALREADY full of jello when I got here…but NO, ever’boddy else clears out or PASSES out and leaves all the work for us sober types who never even had the CHANCE to get sloshed on Grolch OR Grolsch or frazzin’ strawberry mead…and besides, Ol’ Clog-boi won’t even appreciate the efforts here, even though I’m using his toothbrush to file the green crusted jello out of his tilework…[/sub] _Hey, **Searching For Truth**!_ (tosses a soapy sponge in her direction) Gimme a hand here, why’ncha… \>SPLASH\< Ohh, dammit, **Ginger** ya mean I gotta scrub off **Astropuke** , too? razzafrazzincryinoutloud… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/35 "2001-07-12T13:41:03Z")
Hey, don’t look at me; I’m just delivering the pizzas. Now, who had the pepperoni, mushroom and is this banana? pizza? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/36 "2001-07-12T14:03:15Z")
**Astroboy (sort of) wakes up…** Hey, whaddaya doin? Get yer f\*\*\*\*\*\* hands off me!! I’ll kick yer ass! You and what army? Come and get i… **Astroboy struggles for a bit before passing out again…** ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/37 "2001-07-12T14:11:14Z")
Calm down, **Astroboy**. It’s just Tygr. He’s straight. Unless you’re looking for - ? **Tygr** , shut the hell up. You helped make the mess all over the rest of the place, you can bloody well help clean up. And stop touching **Astroboy** there! The party’s _over_. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/38 "2001-07-12T14:23:55Z")
> [@](#): > > The party’s over. **Astroboy suddenly bolts up…** WHAT??? This party ain’t over until I say it’s over!! (Get off me, dammit!) **Astroboy stands up and rips off his clothes…** WHOO HOOOOOO!!! **Astroboy runs naked through the house…** PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-RTY!!! Where the hell is that bong? And who has all the beer?? ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/39 "2001-07-12T15:02:51Z")
Hey, guys? Why are we worried here? I mean, it’s not like WE did anything. Jeez, the man said it himself: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*THIS IS ALL MY FAULT, AND I HOPE COLDY ROTS IN HECK!!! > \*\* And I got it all on videotape, too. Trust me, everybody, we’re in the clear! Now let’s take this party over to what’s left of his next door neighbor’s house! ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/40 "2001-07-12T17:53:08Z")
Copies of the video will be available on eBay shortly. I’ll make the reserve price something…affordable. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144.md?page=3)