# The Coldfire Appreciation Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144 "2001-07-11T21:45:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/101 "2001-07-18T12:49:13Z")
**Astroboy, still naked, runs back in…** **WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOO…** Oh! Uh, **Coldie**! :eek: Hi! How are ya? - _Astroboy awkwardly covers himself with a (REALLY stained!) pillow from the sofa… said pillow proves to be too small, so Astroboy grabs another pillow with his other hand, and holds it down by his ankles:D_\* So, uh, **Coldie** … how was the trip? Did ya get any? **Astroboy begins to back slowly towards the door…** Wow! This place sure is a MESS! I bet you’re pretty pissed at whoever did it! I know that I would be… **Astroboy continues backing towards the door…** So… I just stopped by to see how your trip was… and stuff… \*_Astroboy spots his bong lying on the floor near the door, and drops a pillow to pick it up…_ Hey! _he he he_ Someone was using a bong in here! Whaddaya know… _hehehe_ \*_Astroboy reaches the door, FINALLY!!! Astroboy reaches behind him, with a third hand he didn’t know he had until now… and turns the doorknob… Astroboy BOLTS out the door, leaving the sofa pillow vibrating on the floor (but taking the bong with him, of course…)…_ **IT WAS GIN** GER!! She made us[sub] do it!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/102 "2001-07-18T15:12:32Z")
:: **Sunspace** glances around. With some exceptions, the interior decorators have mostly finished. He strolls over nonchalantly, cleaning rag in hand:: Hi! You must be Coldfire. Great party! The others said… ::nonchalantness fails:: …uh. ::grins weakly:: Hope you had a good trip. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/103 "2001-07-18T23:45:09Z")
{b]Jester\*\*, would you please pass me one of these folders ? Thank you. Now let’s see, ummmh…_Kamikaze Airlines_, blah, blah, blah…one-way trip…yadda, yadda, yadda…[Samana Cays](http://www.bahamas-on-line.com/bhicm.html), anybody knows where its… never mind I found it, words, words, words…reservations opened from September to October, isn’t that hurricane season ? Oh, and they’re non refundable and non transferable, Okayyy Now, let’s see if I got this straight, if the plane doesn’t get us, then a hurricane will, if the hurricane doesn’t get us either, then exposure will get us, if we survive this then we’ll die from skin cancer. That’s the plan, so far ? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/104 "2001-07-19T01:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > **IT WAS GIN** GER!! She made us[sub] do it!!![/sub]_\* Try - it was GIN. Or perhaps that nasty crap in the bong. Or maybe it was _all_ **Astroboy’s** fault. Nooo! It’s all **Eutychus55** ’s fault! He’s the oldest! He should know better! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/105 "2001-07-19T01:29:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Try - it was GIN. Or perhaps that nasty crap in the bong. Or maybe it was _all_ **Astroboy’s** fault. > > Nooo! It’s all **Eutychus55** ’s fault! He’s the oldest! He should know better! \*\* [sub]Psst, don’t forget **Veb**![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/107 "2001-07-19T02:01:46Z")
**Chilly Conflagration** , since that was among your first posts, I’ll be gentle. You won’t get far in this forum by insulting its users, or by using “gay” as an insulting term. Take it to the Pit, if you take it anywhere at all. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/108 "2001-07-19T02:13:12Z")
heembo? Is that you? For starters, Chilly, the average intelligence of posters here is probably a surprise to you. The fact that you’re no brighter than earwax does nothing but bring down the average IQ. Secondly, I don’t recall anyone ass-kissing Coldfire in this thread. Did you even bother reading it? Thirdly, trolls and sock puppets are not generally taken to around here. Fourthly, Gay is not a derogatory term around here. Shoo! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/109 "2001-07-19T05:51:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What on Gods Green Earth is a _pietjesneuker_?? 😃 \*\* Pardon my [Dutch](http://www.santesson.com/eneddiv.htm) P.S. You forgot an apostrophe Oh and this young lady, [Dalwhinnie](http://www.adhoc.net/scubi/whisky/scotch/malts/Dalwhinn.htm). You did know that that the age of consent in Britain isn’t 12? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/110 "2001-07-19T13:36:41Z")
Head-lice, eh? Figures, what with me being from a third world country and all. Snort. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/111 "2001-07-19T13:49:01Z")
Damn Coldy babe, I knew you were kinky but that is going a bit far don’t you think ? (PS, did you miss me ? Did you notice I was good and didn’t help with the destruction of your home ?) ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/112 "2001-07-19T23:58:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > Did you notice I was good and didn’t help with the destruction of your home ? Tell the truth, the only reason you didn’t participate is that you didn’t make it here in time ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/113 "2001-07-20T00:54:47Z")
Oh man, why are you all still here? I distinctly remember telling everyone to run away! Now you’re all going to get head lice 😃 ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144/114 "2001-07-20T01:23:14Z")
Lice ? :eek: I tought he said rice :o [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-coldfire-appreciation-thread/72144.md?page=5)