# The colour of crap

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 9, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915 "2005-12-09T18:38:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/61 "2005-12-11T21:42:47Z")

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> [@CanvasShoes](#):
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> I thought this thread was going to be about Hildi St. Thomos and Doug Wilson’s decorating styles.
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> 😃
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> They seem to very frequently state that a white room needs “color” and then proceed to paint the walls some color resembling bodily fluids. Baby poop yellow. Diarhea brown…bile green. And then “decorate” to match.

Wow, that’s fascinating.

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**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/62 "2005-12-11T22:10:08Z")

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Sneezy5660 Woo-Hoo!

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/63 "2005-12-11T22:12:31Z")

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This is my color

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**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/64 "2005-12-11T23:52:16Z")

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Archite

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**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/65 "2005-12-11T23:55:15Z")

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A  
Ar  
Arc  
Arch  
Archi  
Archit  
Archite  
Architect  
ArchitectC  
ArchitectCh  
ArchitectCho  
ArchitectChor  
ArchitectChore

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/66 "2005-12-12T00:50:51Z")

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Bites When Provoked. 😃

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**Author:** ![MRirian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@MRirian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MRirian)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/67 "2005-12-12T01:58:47Z")

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sunshine

strawberry

cherry

apple

Is there supposed to be a method to this? 😕

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/68 "2005-12-12T02:23:39Z")

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silenus

Seems I’m green with envy.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/69 "2005-12-12T03:02:40Z")

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I haven’t figured out how this hasn’t been moved to the practic forum.

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**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/70 "2005-12-12T06:31:48Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Hmm…  
> [colour=fnord]fnord[/colour]  
> [colour=ftaghn]ftaghn[/colour]  
> [colour=sowhat]sowhat[/colour]

[colour=adhemar]sowhat[/color]

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**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/71 "2005-12-12T06:33:11Z")

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adhemar

how cool is this

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**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/72 "2005-12-12T06:56:58Z")

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bambi  
hassenpfeffer  
bambi hassenpfeffer

bab  
aefeffe  
bab aefeffe

I have no idea how it decides which letters it decides to read as digits. I dropped all the letters that aren’t hex digits, and the colors changed completely. Further experimentation is warranted. I think it must be the last 6, because “bab aefeffe” and “aefeffe” came out the same. Let’s swap the order:

aefeffe bab

OK, yeah, the last 6. Let’s see about dropped letters. How about “bambi” becoming “ba0b00”:

ba0b00 == bambi

I tried moving on to see how it turns “hassenpfeffer” into a color, but I was unsuccessful. More investigation later.

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**Author:** ![Tamryne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tamryne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamryne)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/73 "2005-12-12T08:11:25Z")

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tamryne

mmh… blue. My name has such an unoriginal color!

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/74 "2005-12-12T08:26:48Z")

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I am this color

Not too interestin of a color. I prefer this one.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/75 "2005-12-12T10:10:51Z")

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This could lead to some very interesting posting tricks

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**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/76 "2005-12-12T12:02:19Z")

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Tomcat  
Tcat  
Wifecat  
Kidcat

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**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/77 "2005-12-12T19:30:57Z")

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dwc1970

Not quite the color I was hoping for.

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**Author:** ![TheFaerie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c57346/32.png) [@TheFaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFaerie)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/78 "2005-12-12T19:57:35Z")

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**TheFaerie**

Let’s see what this comes out as…

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**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-colour-of-crap/334915/79 "2005-12-12T20:19:44Z")

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[216 hexadecimal HTML color codes arranged by hue](http://html-color-codes.com/)

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