# The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes, part II, crazy in the head **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 1, 2011, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420 "2011-05-01T23:36:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/781 "2013-10-10T17:00:14Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Stories from men claiming to have slept with him? > > Or just stories of him prancing, having his chin usually tilted ever so slightly upward, and stuff like that? Or just because it’s a safe inference WRT anyone who runs a pray-the-gay-away clinic? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/782 "2013-10-10T18:05:03Z")
No, because it isn’t. Religious delusion is unfortunate, but it is definitely a pathology of some sort, whereas being gay isn’t. I think we should be wary of any contention that depends on the value of any sort of “gaydar”. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/783 "2013-10-11T03:25:50Z")
For all we know, he is gay but chose and still chooses to live a heterosexual life. That is between him in Michelle. Or him and him, because I certainly wouldn’t take that subject to my spouse, if that spouse were Michelle B. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/784 "2013-10-11T04:37:45Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > No, because it isn’t. Religious delusion is unfortunate, but it is definitely a pathology of some sort, whereas being gay isn’t. I think we should be wary of any contention that depends on the value of any sort of “gaydar”. That is entirely true; and it is also entirely true that anyone who runs a “pray the gay away” clinic is not necessarily but **probably** a closet case. A Theocon’s holy and pious But it seems that his judgment is biased By his mind filled with floods Of the cries of hung studs: “Come into the closet and try us!” ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/785 "2013-10-11T04:41:28Z")
> [@carnut](#): > > For all we know, he is gay but chose and still chooses to live a heterosexual life. That is between . . . Let us not take that thought any further than that ellipsis, ever again, for all eternity. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2013, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/786 "2013-10-11T05:52:37Z")
I’m sorry, but this woman is even a poor excuse for an overused cunt-rag. I chose “overused” because she’s dumb enough to even believe in the rapture and then say its true due to recent politics. The intelligence committee?? Really? I would say that phrenologists are WAY FUCKING ahead in the game of logic than this stupid excuse for an American. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/787 "2013-10-12T13:22:55Z")
Remember, people actually voted for this woman to become president of the United States. Just what we need – a president who is looking forward to the End Times. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/788 "2013-10-13T02:43:24Z")
Can you imagine if we had one of those loons in charge during the cold war? Hello, World War III! ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/789 "2013-10-13T08:36:37Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [Michele Bachmann compares Taxes and Debt to the Holocaust](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_bachmann_holocaust). It is horrific what some of these wingnuts say. It boggles the mind to realize she’s a Congressperson instead of just another drunk in a bar. Sorry I’m so late to the party; so late that that News-Yahoo link no longer works. I’ll note that [the article is preserved in the Wayback Machine](http://web.archive.org/web/20110505033051/http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_bachmann_holocaust). ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/790 "2014-12-13T15:47:35Z")
[Is This the End?](http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/12/michele-bachmann-final-days-113542.html#.VIxeM3urHac) Now that she is leaving Congress, seems I may have to change my location soon. So long Michele, the woman who put the crazy in bat shit. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/791 "2014-12-13T15:57:37Z")
Her farewell address. Batshit crazy to the end. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/792 "2014-12-13T19:53:01Z")
You aren’t getting rid of her that easy. This just gives her more time on her hands. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/793 "2014-12-20T23:00:12Z")
I have a couple of thoughts after seeing that speech. First is that Michele apparently understands the number 435, which is a pleasant surprise to me. Second, there’s a portrait of Moses in the House? I gotta start a petition to get rid of it! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/794 "2014-12-20T23:37:23Z")
> [@imthjckaz](#): > > So long Michele, the woman who put the crazy in bat shit. I think she’s the crazy bat who is full of shit, is more like it. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/795 "2014-12-21T02:40:10Z")
I find her strangely hot for some reason. I disagree with every word I’ve ever heard come out of her mouth and yet I think I could work up a hell of a “grudge fuck” with her. Unlike Palin, whose voice (the whole package, really) would instantly render me limp. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/796 "2014-12-21T05:27:30Z")
I heard there was a hardporn video of her and Ann Coulter. They showed it to thirty terrorist suspects and they instantly confessed, as well as taking vows of celibacy. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/797 "2014-12-21T06:00:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I heard there was a hardporn video of her and Ann Coulter. They showed it to thirty terrorist suspects and they instantly confessed, as well as taking vows of celibacy. You could show that tape to 37 Girl Scouts, 8 disabled veterans, and Lassie and they’d confess to the biggest covert plot since the Bay of Pigs. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/798 "2014-12-21T15:41:59Z")
Ohhhh… You can bake sticky buns, stick to your guns, Stick in the mud if you’re lazy! Stick to Latin for Mass, stick your head up your ass But don’t stick your dick in the crazy! No! Don’t stick your dick in the crazy! ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/799 "2014-12-22T00:31:49Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > I find her strangely hot for some reason. I disagree with every word I’ve ever heard come out of her mouth and yet I think I could work up a hell of a “grudge fuck” with her. One of the great faculties of men is the ability to not let their personal views of a person affect their amorous inclinations. Maybe that’s a bad thing. But you know if a woman dictator ever starts rounding people up into camps some guy will say “yeah, she may be a monster…but she’s got nice tits.” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420/800 "2014-12-22T00:32:23Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > I find her strangely hot for some reason. I disagree with every word I’ve ever heard come out of her mouth and yet I think I could work up a hell of a “grudge fuck” with her. I agree, I think she’s quite attractive, physically. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-congresswoman-with-the-crazy-eyes-part-ii-crazy-in-the-head/580420.md?page=41)