# The Conners (open spoilers)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116 "2018-10-18T00:23:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/61 "2020-04-25T16:10:51Z")

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I just finished binge watching season 2 on Hulu. Anyone else want to see the Conners have to deal with COVID19 lockdown?

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/62 "2020-04-25T18:40:52Z")

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That would actually make for some good plot lines… For example, who in the household would get stimulus checks in a timely manner.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/63 "2020-05-09T02:09:18Z")

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I’ve been wondering which shows will do a covid plot line and which will ignore it. The Conners was the first show that came to mind as a likely candidate to address it.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/64 "2020-05-09T03:03:13Z")

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I enjoy the show. I guess I have no taste.

My main observation is the perfect casting for Darlene’s daughter, Harris. The kid reminds me SO much of Sara Gilbert’s portrayal of Darlene at that age. She’s got the sarcasm and eyeroll and shoulder slump down perfectly. Their facial features are even similar.  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/65 "2020-05-09T03:14:10Z")

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How many mortgages did Dan and Roseanne take on that house?

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/66 "2020-05-09T18:55:45Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> On top of that, they no longer have to feed Roseanne.

> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> My internet laugh out loud moment for the day. Bravo!

My mind must be circling the drain. I have ZERO recollection of posting that.

Anyway, I watch the show - I cannot answer why - but it strikes me that virtually every actor who is a carryover from “Roseanne” has forgotten how to perform. It is striking how bad they all are.

Even John Goodman, who has been so good, man, in many varied roles in the past. It’s as if they each have an identical twin and we’re watching the non-acting twins trying to carry on.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/67 "2020-05-09T19:09:32Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> How many mortgages did Dan and Roseanne take on that house?

Two (a second for the bike shop), but wasn’t the house only $30,000 or so?

How does a house with 4+ wage earners not have $200/month to pay a mortgage?

Dan, Darlene, Becky, Harris, etc all have jobs and all live there I think.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-conners-open-spoilers/823116/68 "2020-05-09T20:32:15Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> On top of that, they no longer have to feed Roseanne.

> [@TreacherousCretin](#):
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> My internet laugh out loud moment for the day. Bravo!

My mind must be circling the drain. I have ZERO recollection of posting that.

Anyway, I watch the show - I cannot answer why - but it strikes me that virtually every actor who is a carryover from “Roseanne” has forgotten how to perform. It is striking how bad they all are.

Even John Goodman, who has been so good, man, in many varied roles in the past. It’s as if they each have an identical twin and we’re watching the non-acting twins trying to carry on.  
mmm

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