# The Control-V game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 12, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722 "2003-08-12T20:35:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/241 "2003-08-24T02:28:32Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> SJ Flames White Wolf For Bad-Faith Behavior

I wonder what that was about.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/242 "2003-08-26T07:36:26Z")

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“I ate my siamese twin… burp…”  
That was the best of **Spoz** ’s suggestions for a new MSN name, since I freaked both my siblings out with “there’s no party like an underwear party ;)” earlier tonight.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![nickannan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bcef8e/32.png) [@nickannan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nickannan)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/243 "2003-08-26T10:23:38Z")

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_see closure pending details_

i’d been tidying up old jobs from the pending list  
boring i know but then i am at work!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/244 "2003-08-29T04:49:27Z")

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Isn’t life shit. The thing I fucking despise the most is the thing we can’t escape and it’s getting worse fast - Adverfuckingtising!

No wonder people go round shooting people, I feel like a shooting rampage sometimes when I have been bombarded with CRAP I don’t want.

The whole thing stinks, very little advertising of a product is about the merits of that product, it’s all lowlife trickery, getting us to subconsciously like something using sex, or lies, or fuckogg.  
(weird. I could swear I had a more recent post in ctrl-v)

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/245 "2003-08-29T05:03:03Z")

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Hmm… might as well see what I have in my clipboard.

> [@](#):
>
> Well this is what you have been waiting for the Classic stories of Copy One !!
> 
> Classic Story (1) …
> 
> MUD –  
> Many of my crazy stories where in Primary School, So this is one of the early Ones …  
> Check it…
> 
> We used to play a game in Grade 3 called Rope. It was where you’d run around as fast as you can with a Small sized rope, and the person to grab the rope is the Winner… And then they would have their turn …  
> Anywayz it was a Cold Wet Winters Day. The Grass was wet and there were Puddles of Mud everywhere. Well you Guessed it … I was running for the rope … I could see it in my sights … And as the rope started turning, I turned with it and jumped for it. Straight into the BIGGEST pile of Mud, you have ever seen. The Whole school was there to have a look. I was covered from Head to toe in Mud … The funny thing is thou… it was only on one side of my body … The other side was perfectly clean.  
> As it turns out the school had to ring my parents for new clothes. But they were unable to reach them. So they then rang the next of kin … Which at the time happened to be my dads mate Wayne … He had 2 kids of his own … So he ended up bring down some clothes. It was a track suit which happen to be 2 size 2 small. It was Grey and red and came only half way up my Arms and Legs … And for the rest of the day The kids had another chance to have a laugh at me .!!!

Ah yes, a recent entry from [**Stuckey** ’s blog](http://copyone.blogspot.com). Why that resides in my clipboard, I do not know.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/246 "2003-08-29T05:03:55Z")

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Malcom MacDowell as Alex in “A Clockwork Orange”  
-my response to the characters you want to sleep with thread over in CS earlier tonight.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/247 "2003-08-29T05:11:58Z")

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apparently, you are not here

Must have been from when my sister was online.

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**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/248 "2003-08-29T06:12:16Z")

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whaat  
i was referencing some guys work, and his name is

D.Ohja

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/249 "2003-08-29T06:36:56Z")

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[http://www.shockwave.com/bin/content/shockwave.jsp?id=texttwist](http://www.shockwave.com/bin/content/shockwave.jsp?id=texttwist)

Text Twist… a very amusing word game.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/250 "2003-08-29T06:38:09Z")

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I don’t think you will get sick and die if you leave the stick of butter out. My French class got into a discussion about this once. The teacher said that leaving it out was a “Canadian” thing, and that she thought that out custom of putting it in the refrigerator was silly.

My post from the Scrape or Slice Butter poll in IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/251 "2003-08-29T06:41:10Z")

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Mama Told Me (Not to Come)

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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/252 "2003-08-29T11:22:34Z")

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on the first page of google :  
sonoran desert mountain bicylists -www.sdmb.org  
sun devil marching band  
statistics and data management branch  
and a picture of a [sandisk](http://www.sandisk.co.jp/cons/mmc.htm).

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**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/253 "2003-08-29T12:02:50Z")

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## COOL:Gen fatal error in batch encountered TranCode : nb15401B De volgende fout is opgetreden: =============================== TIRM030E: APPLICATION FAILED - UPDATES HAVE BEEN BACKED OUT TIRM031E: FAILING PROCEDURE EXIT DATA FOLLOWS TIRM032E: LAST OR CURRENT ACTION BLOCK ID =1884889188 TIRM033E: LAST OR CURRENT ACTION BLOCK NAME = JTR01001\_AANVOERDER\_GET\_AB TIRM034E: LAST OR CURRENT DATABASE STATEMENT = 42 TIRM035E: CURRENT STATEMENT BEING PROCESSED = 0000000042 TIRM038E: \*\* FATAL DATABASE ERROR WAS ENCOUNTERED \*\* TIRM039E: DB LAST STATUS = DB

## The token datastream length was not correct. This is an internal protocol error .

## NB15401B TIRM046E: TRANSACTION PROCESSING TERMINATED COOL:Gen fatal error in batch encountered Datum / Tijd : 20030828 / 201139 LoadModuleName : nb011b TranCode : nb15401B De volgende fout is opgetreden: =============================== TIRM030E: APPLICATION FAILED - UPDATES HAVE BEEN BACKED OUT TIRM031E: FAILING PROCEDURE EXIT DATA FOLLOWS TIRM032E: LAST OR CURRENT ACTION BLOCK ID =1884889188 TIRM033E: LAST OR CURRENT ACTION BLOCK NAME = JTR01001\_AANVOERDER\_GET\_AB TIRM034E: LAST OR CURRENT DATABASE STATEMENT = 42 TIRM035E: CURRENT STATEMENT BEING PROCESSED = 0000000042 TIRM038E: \*\* FATAL DATABASE ERROR WAS ENCOUNTERED \*\* TIRM039E: DB LAST STATUS = DB

## Incorrect syntax near ‘.’.

## NB15401B TIRM046E: TRANSACTION PROCESSING TERMINATED COOL:Gen fatal error in batch encountered Datum / Tijd : 20030828 / 201139 LoadModuleName : nb012b TranCode : nb05301B De volgende fout is opgetreden: =============================== TIRM030E: APPLICATION FAILED - UPDATES HAVE BEEN BACKED OUT TIRM031E: FAILING PROCEDURE EXIT DATA FOLLOWS TIRM032E: LAST OR CURRENT ACTION BLOCK ID =1884888381 TIRM033E: LAST OR CURRENT ACTION BLOCK NAME = JTR17001\_LID\_GET\_AB TIRM034E: LAST OR CURRENT DATABASE STATEMENT = 69 TIRM035E: CURRENT STATEMENT BEING PROCESSED = 0000000069 TIRM038E: \*\* FATAL DATABASE ERROR WAS ENCOUNTERED \*\* TIRM039E: DB LAST STATUS = DB

## The datastream for token 32 should only be sent after other datastreams. It can not be a command datastream on it’s own. This is an internal error.

NB05301B TIRM046E: TRANSACTION PROCESSING TERMINATED

Boy, isn’t that exiting.

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/254 "2003-08-29T15:22:23Z")

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-dis db(DMRP0001) space(IMRP50AC) locks  
A display of a DB2 tablespace to see what resource holds the lock.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/255 "2003-08-29T15:31:53Z")

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Neutral Good Elf Ranger Cleric  
Follower Of Mielikki

_Reply to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=207890)._

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**Author:** ![lexi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lexi/32/6806_2.png) [@lexi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lexi)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/256 "2003-08-29T17:10:23Z")

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ok dirdel

Looking through a sendmail log - wondering why yahoo always answers ok dirdel when you’ve sent a message.

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**Author:** ![BelZarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BelZarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BelZarak)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/257 "2003-08-29T17:33:01Z")

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**Author:** ![Contrabass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Contrabass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrabass)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/258 "2003-08-29T17:54:25Z")

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```auto

if (pStopInfo->PRMode == PRMODE_PLAY

```

Wow, that was pretty boring. It’s also from yesterday. I remember copying it, then realizing I didn’t need to paste it anywhere…

The secret lives of our computers!

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/259 "2003-08-29T18:29:29Z")

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[http://www.hotbands.com/pianochart.php](http://www.hotbands.com/pianochart.php)

It didn’t work in Netscape so I had to open up IE.

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-control-v-game/194722/260 "2003-08-29T18:34:12Z")

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&w&bPage &p of &P

* * *

Oh, yeah. Here at work, I had to print a Promissory Note, and had to take out the IE printer control codes for the footer.

Carry on.

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