# The Cossack Game -- Thread #2

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 9, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673 "2008-04-09T21:55:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/121 "2008-04-12T19:08:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
You must be too young to remember World War II. So am I, but my dad is a jazz and film buff, and often told me about Harry James and his wife, the leggy blonde bombshell Betty

Grackle.

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I think Betty had six sisters, which is why Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote The House of the Seven Grables.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/122 "2008-04-12T19:17:47Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
I think Betty had six sisters, which is why Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote The House of the Seven Grables.  
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You forgot to mention their Uncle

Gables

who Hawthorne described as as a cowboy who often pretended he was a colorful sidekick in the Old West.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/123 "2008-04-12T19:27:41Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
You forgot to mention their Uncle

Gables

who Hawthorne described as as a cowboy who often pretended he was a colorful sidekick in the Old West.  
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Do you mean

Gabby Hayes?

If so, you’d do well to be informed that that term refers to nightclubs where singers entertain. Liza Minnelli starred in a movie about one.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/124 "2008-04-12T19:31:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Do you mean

Gabby Hayes?

If so, you’d do well to be informed that that term refers to nightclubs where singers entertain. Liza Minnelli starred in a movie about one.  
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No, no, no! Cabaret is a variety of red wine.

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**Author:** ![MHaye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bbe5ce/32.png) [@MHaye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MHaye)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/125 "2008-04-12T20:26:40Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
No, no, no! Cabaret is a variety of red wine.  
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But surely a cabernetis the piece of furniture you store the wine in?

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/126 "2008-04-12T20:34:58Z")

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[QUOTE=MHaye]  
But surely a cabernetis the piece of furniture you store the wine in?  
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Unless I am very much mistaken, a cabinet is a polished unfaceted gemstone.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/127 "2008-04-12T20:39:04Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Unless I am very much mistaken, a cabinet is a polished unfaceted gemstone.  
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You are indeed very much mistaken. A

cabochon

is both a type of monkey and a type of monk.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/128 "2008-04-12T20:43:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
You are indeed very much mistaken. A

cabochon

is both a type of monkey and a type of monk.  
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Not unless they grow in the garden, because capuchin is the genus pepper plants are in.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/129 "2008-04-12T20:52:56Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Not unless they grow in the garden, because capuchin is the genus pepper plants are in.  
[/QUOTE]  
When you started writing you post you were probably right but now

capsicum

refers to a small free-floating biological cell, especially ones occurring in blood.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/130 "2008-04-12T21:04:18Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
When you started writing you post you were probably right but now

capsicum

refers to a small free-floating biological cell, especially ones occurring in blood.  
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My, my, my. Not even close. A

corpuscle

is the officer below sergeant

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/131 "2008-04-12T21:15:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
My, my, my. Not even close. A

corpuscle

is the officer below sergeant  
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Actually, corporal is an ecosystem with lots of plants like scrub oak. Wild fires are common – in fact, necessary.

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/132 "2008-04-12T21:18:04Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Actually, corporal is an ecosystem with lots of plants like scrub oak. Wild fires are common – in fact, necessary.  
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Are you trying to tell us you’re the girl who ran calling “Wild fire,” 'cause a

chaparral is where your horse of that name escaped from.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/133 "2008-04-12T21:19:55Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Actually, corporal is an ecosystem with lots of plants like scrub oak. Wild fires are common – in fact, necessary.  
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Now, this time I’m going to have to guess that when you say

chaparral

you’re really thinking about the old busybody who hangs out with a young couple to keep them from having any fun

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/134 "2008-04-12T21:37:40Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Are you trying to tell us you’re the girl who ran calling “Wild fire,” 'cause a

chaparral is where your horse of that name escaped from.  
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Actually, Wildfire “busted down his stall.” But you’d be wrong anyway, because corral is what the Great Barrier Reef is made of.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/135 "2008-04-12T21:42:02Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Actually, Wildfire “busted down his stall.” But you’d be wrong anyway, because corral is what the Great Barrier Reef is made of.  
[/QUOTE]

I see what you’re trying to say, but

coral

is Billy Bob’s character in _Sling Blade_

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/136 "2008-04-12T21:44:25Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Actually, Wildfire “busted down his stall.” But you’d be wrong anyway, because corral is what the Great Barrier Reef is made of.  
[/QUOTE]  
Well, I had to set you up for you post intro; nonetheless, when you suggest

[spouler]coral[/spoiler]

what you mean is the type of song that a group of people go around singing to people’s houses at a particular time during the year, with chaperones if they’re especially young or if they’re wassailing excessively along the way.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/137 "2008-04-12T22:39:25Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
…the type of song that a group of people go around singing to people’s houses at a particular time during the year, with chaperones if they’re especially young or if they’re wassailing excessively along the way.  
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No, a carol is a study cubby in a college library.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/138 "2008-04-12T23:13:36Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
No, a carol is a study cubby in a college library.  
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Well, you’re partially right. Carrels might be found on the outside of the library, since they are female figures used as architectural elements in place of columns.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/139 "2008-04-12T23:32:28Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Well, you’re partially right. Carrels might be found on the outside of the library, since they are female figures used as architectural elements in place of columns.  
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It’s possible you made a mental slip, since a

Caryatid   
is one of those noisy bugs you tend to hear at night in the summer, along with frogs, dogs, and children being molested

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cossack-game-thread-2/444673/140 "2008-04-12T23:40:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Zeldar]  
It’s possible you made a mental slip, since a

Caryatid   
is one of those noisy bugs you tend to hear at night in the summer, along with frogs, dogs, and children being molested  
[/QUOTE]

No, you’re thinking of katydids, the group of animals that includes llamas, alpacas, and the like.

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