# The crazy things people do to their bodies. Meet Vanity Wonder **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 13, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009 "2012-06-13T13:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Neevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Neevil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neevil)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/1 "2012-06-13T13:09:00Z")
Possibly the most out of proportion body modification/plastic surgery procedure? Alhough having just typed that I am reminded that there have been women whove had extremely large breast implants. The photos are not modified apparently, this is really how she looks. > **[Mother-of-two, who spent $15,000 on butt injections, lifts lid on the secret...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2158234/Vanity-Wonder-Shot-Girls-Mother-spent-15k-butt-injections-writes-book.html)** > > Vanity Wonder, 30, from America's Midwest, has revealed how she became addicted to silicone shots to increase the size of her behind. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/2 "2012-06-13T13:13:51Z")
Baby got back! ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/3 "2012-06-13T13:14:52Z")
What the barnacles? Her websites says: > [@](#): > > Everything I do is structured by the Grace, Love and Protection of GOD. A special Thank You goes out to these following people and companies. Do you think she has to buy two seats to get on an airplane? ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/4 "2012-06-13T13:22:48Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Baby got back! Back? Baybee got a Trailer ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/5 "2012-06-13T13:34:03Z")
Too bad. She looked good before. Now she looks silly. I expect that butt is going to sag in a major way as she gets older. At least she’s still alive. I’ve seen a few stories about women dying from getting someone to give them a butt injection on the black market. ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/6 "2012-06-13T13:36:10Z")
> [@dngnb8](#): > > Back? Baybee got a Trailer I bet she’s feeling fly with her G6. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/7 "2012-06-13T14:26:57Z")
She shouldn’t flush while still seated or else vapor-lock might trap here there. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/8 "2012-06-13T14:35:44Z")
Is that all removable once she regains her senses? StG ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/9 "2012-06-13T14:38:14Z")
“Vanity Wonder”, huh? If you google her name, you get links to a bunch of Big Butt sites. She’s evidently a model who wanted to achieve this look for her careerm, and has gone out of her way to get it. It isn’t as if she’s an obsessive individual whjo has pursued body modification solely to satisfy her own ends\*, like that guy who injected his own penis until it was a huge misshapen lump. \*you should pardon the expression. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/10 "2012-06-13T14:52:43Z")
Poor thing. ---
**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/11 "2012-06-13T19:34:24Z")
I’m surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/12 "2012-06-13T19:39:41Z")
> [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](#): > > I’m surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward. Or walk without falling backwards ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/13 "2012-06-13T19:43:17Z")
She risks snapping her spine if she sleeps on her back. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/14 "2012-06-13T19:45:04Z")
Wow, what an ass. Apparently all of GODs Grace Love and Protection wasn’t enough to get her ass right the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/15 "2012-06-13T19:54:50Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > If you google her name, you get links to a bunch of Big Butt sites. Annnnnnnnd one SDMB thread 😉 Guess we can look forward to some new posters soon! > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > She risks snapping her spine if she sleeps on her back. Guess she’s not a Norwegian Blue. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/16 "2012-06-13T20:05:47Z")
> [@StGermain](#): > > Is that all removable once she regains her senses? > > StG > [@CalMeacham](#): > > If you google her name, you get links to a bunch of Big Butt sites. She’s evidently a model who wanted to achieve this look for her careerm, and has gone out of her way to get it. It isn’t as if she’s an obsessive individual whjo has pursued body modification solely to satisfy her own ends\*, like that guy who injected his own penis until it was a huge misshapen lump. So, if you read the article, like at all, instead of just looking at the pictures, you’d know that she’s no longer getting shots, she’s written a book about her experiences and the world of black market plastic surgery as a warning to other women, and that she’s grateful that unlike many other women, she didn’t die. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/17 "2012-06-13T20:12:56Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > So, if you read the article, like at all, instead of just looking at the pictures, you’d know that she’s no longer getting shots, she’s written a book about her experiences and the world of black market plastic surgery as a warning to other women, and that she’s grateful that unlike many other women, she didn’t die. And this contradicts what I wrote, how? Nor does the article mention her career in this. ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/18 "2012-06-14T15:05:01Z")
**Inner Stckler** - I did read the article, and it doesn’t answer my question about whether the excess can be removed. And, in fact, the article says she’s “not dissatisfied” about how she looks now, although she’s grateful she’s in one piece. > [@](#): > > She admits she stopped when she was nearly sent to jail, and she realised that if anything were to happen to her, she would not be around to take care of her sons. It was a reality check that cut her addiction short. > When looking in the mirror now, she says she does not feel dissatisfied with her body. StG ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/19 "2012-06-14T15:11:43Z")
My favorite part was when the Kwik-E-Mart got mentioned as a real place. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/20 "2012-06-14T16:15:37Z")
You wanna see crazy things people do to their bodies? [Meet Maria Jose Cristerna aka Vampire Woman](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUYwAOM5utg). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009.md?page=2)