# The crazy things people do to their bodies. Meet Vanity Wonder

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 13, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009 "2012-06-13T13:09:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/21 "2012-06-14T16:26:25Z")

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So, when she asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” how exactly are you supposed to answer that?

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/22 "2012-06-14T16:53:03Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> You wanna see crazy things people do to their bodies? [Meet Maria Jose Cristerna aka Vampire Woman](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUYwAOM5utg).

“Typical housewive”???

> [@DMark](#):
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> So, when she asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” how exactly are you supposed to answer that?

“Don’t worry, darling, of course you do!”

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/23 "2012-06-14T17:17:25Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> **Inner Stckler** - I did read the article, and it doesn’t answer my question about whether the excess can be removed. And, in fact, the article says she’s “not dissatisfied” about how she looks now, although she’s grateful she’s in one piece.

“I’m here to tell you it’s not worth it, even if you end up with a fine, _fine_ ass like mine. _Mmm_!”

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/24 "2012-06-14T18:38:33Z")

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> [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](#):
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> I’m surprised that she can sit on that without falling over forward.

Apparently you’re not familiar with the “Weeble” effect.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crazy-things-people-do-to-their-bodies-meet-vanity-wonder/625009/25 "2012-06-14T19:29:33Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> So, when she asks, “Do I look fat in these jeans?” how exactly are you supposed to answer that?

Baby, you look PHAT in these jeans!

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