# The Creationists ride again - on Jesus Horses

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-creationists-ride-again-on-jesus-horses/366759 "2006-07-31T19:23:20Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 20, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-creationists-ride-again-on-jesus-horses/366759/81 "2006-09-20T20:33:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Duck Duck Goose]  
Okay, so…quick! Pop quiz! Would you have Adam with–or without–a belly button?  
[snerk]  
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I wouldn’t stop at the belly button, why I would even leave him uncircumsized. I would have him displayed with an umbilicus leading up into a giant, pulsing, placental sac in the sky guarded by hideous, beastie, seraphim that sung unimaginably beautiful country music --Preferably, some Toby Keith ditties.

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