# "The Critic" Poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-critic-poll/79439>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 2, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-critic-poll/79439 "2001-09-02T21:45:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-critic-poll/79439/21 "2001-09-03T07:18:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by RealityChuck \*  
> \*\*Does everyone here know that there are new episodes of “The Critic” online? Try [http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/animation/series/critic/](http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/animation/series/critic/) \*\*

Yes! Yay! Chuck, I’ll even forgive you for panning “Battlefield Earth” ( the book) “Pope Fiction”!(featuring the angriest Jesus I’ve ever seen.) The cast of “Cats” foraging through trashcans! Remake of “Planet of the Apes” (“Oh my God! They’re making it again! Damn them! Damn them!”)

A new Critic fix! Wonderful!  
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-critic-poll/79439/22 "2001-09-03T12:41:29Z")

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From the episode where he’s a truckdriver, I like the part where’s he’s being interviewed:

Man: Are you prone to having blackouts?  
Jay: No.  
Man: Are you prone to having blackouts?  
Jay: No.  
Man: Are you prone to having blackouts?  
Jay: NO!  
Man: Well excuse me, Mr. I Know Where I am At All Times. (pause) Are you prone to having blackouts?  
Jay: Yes!  
Man: Great! One more thing is the eye test. You see that sign over there.  
Jay: Yes.  
Man: Good. You’re hired.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-critic-poll/79439/23 "2001-09-03T21:00:43Z")

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Thought of one more, when Vlada finds the black box.

“Vlada, there’s a black box in my brouillabass!”  
“I will get you another.” [goes into kitchen, takes the tub that his mother is soaking her feet in back to Jeremy]  
“There’s an old lady’s stocking in my soup!”  
“She is not so old- I mean, that’s a noodle.”

Hehe.

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