# The Crunchy Frog Appreciation Thread...because he's an attention whore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460 "2001-09-29T05:20:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/21 "2001-09-29T23:46:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*It’s all part of my master plan to keep those around me off balance. \*\* You’re implying this crew was ever anything _but_ unbalanced? BWAHAHAHA! ::wipes eyes; slowly coasts out of hysterical laughter:: Oh, okay now. **Crunchy Frog** is seriously demented but also posts some seriously good stuff. Besides, I really love his name. It always reminds me of those frogs whose skins secrete hallucinogenic _stuff_ so people go around surreptitiously LICKING them. (“Hey, man, wanna hit of quality FROG?”) Gotta love 'im. Veb ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/22 "2001-09-30T00:22:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > > \*\*When I hit 2000 posts, you may start a thread for me, but only if you wear the jacket. \*\* > > Oh, golly gee, _may_ I? Wow, thanks **hardy**! Wait till I tell Wally and Lumpy! \*\* To quote the Guest of Honor… **Bite me Crunchy** And you would be the Beaver, wouldn’t you? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/23 "2001-09-30T05:55:16Z")
Ya know, Halvsie was the reason I started lurking on this board. I thought, damn these people are cool, I wanna be just like them! Thanks Crunchy! ---
**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/24 "2001-09-30T07:34:13Z")
_kiss_ That’s really all I wanted to do here. Bye now. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/25 "2001-09-30T21:15:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Soda \* > \*\*_kiss_ > That’s really all I wanted to do here. > Bye now. \*\* You know, if I got as much action IRL as I get on the boards, I’d have died from dehydration by now… ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/26 "2001-09-30T22:41:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*You know, if I got as much action IRL as I get on the boards, I’d have died from dehydration by now… \*\* Poor **Crunchy**. My heart bleeds for you. Let’s see how we can fix this situation… _dumps a gallon of jello over **Crunchy** ’s head_ That should give you something to suck on for a little while, keep you from getting virtually dehydrated. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/27 "2001-09-30T22:53:33Z")
You know, I _really_ hate Jello. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/28 "2001-09-30T22:57:35Z")
I’d have dumped _Cello’s Chocolate-Covered Cherries_ over you, but they just don’t keep you hydrated quite as well as jello! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/29 "2001-09-30T22:58:59Z")
Sure, you give him a gift and he complains…Typical 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/30 "2001-09-30T23:10:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Sure, you give him a gift and he complains…Typical 🙂 \*\* Sorry, no more complaining. BTW, since you’re a Cubs fan, next time you go to a game, thank them for beating the Astros again today. Cards are only one game out of first place thanks to that come-from-behind win. As a Cardinal fan, I appreciate that. See? I can be gracious. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/31 "2001-10-01T02:28:15Z")
Yeah, well lick my tarp roller 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/32 "2001-10-01T02:49:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Yeah, well lick my tarp roller 🙂 \*\* :eek: Just here to say congrats and look what I walk into! ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/33 "2001-10-01T03:10:27Z")
Hey **Crunch** Howsa 'bout dem _balls_, son? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/34 "2001-10-01T03:20:51Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by iampunha \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > Oh. Yeah. **CF** is a cool cat. > > Er, frog. Oh, whatever. > [sub]Do cats eat frogs?[/sub] \*\* [sub]mmmmm… frooooogggg… yummmmmmmmm…[/sub] what? huh? oh, of **COURSE** not… we cats wouldn’t **DREAM** of eating **FROG** … [sup]hey, yo, kitty! yeah you! pass me the frog legs, willya?[/sup] 😃 congrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[sup]AAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTSSSSSS[/sup]… _sound fades away into distance as cougarfang is kicked out of thread_ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/35 "2001-10-01T11:55:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > > \*\*Yeah, well lick my tarp roller 🙂 \*\* > > :eek: > > Just here to say congrats and look what I walk into! \*\* Relax Arden, it’s nothing sexual,[sub]for once[/sub]. Way back in the day, a Cardinals outfielder named Vince Coleman, who was the stolen base leader at the time and therefore could have outrun it, was caught in Busch Stadium’s automatic tarp roller. It’s one of the few things I can honestly mock theose red wearing bastards for. 🙂 And thanks Euty. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/36 "2001-10-01T13:24:18Z")
It was the second clause of the thread title that got me rushing in here. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/37 "2001-10-01T13:29:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*Way back in the day, a Cardinals outfielder named Vince Coleman, who was the stolen base leader at the time and therefore could have outrun it, was caught in Busch Stadium’s automatic tarp roller. It’s one of the few things I can honestly mock theose red wearing bastards for. 🙂 > \*\* Ya know, I’d seen you tease him about that before but I had no idea what it was about. [sub]_snicker_[/sub] How the hell do you get caught in a tarp roller? I mean, really. That’s just embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/38 "2001-10-01T17:38:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruby \* > \*\*Hey **Crunch** > > Howsa 'bout dem _balls_, son? > > 😃 \*\* Dear God, **Ruby**! Nooooo! I love **Crunchy Frog** more than numpty. Even though he was mean to me in the Welcome Wagon thread. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/39 "2001-10-01T17:48:17Z")
Of course he was mean to EVERYBODY in the Welcome Wagon. But it IS the reason I wear a “BITE ME” shirt as my official DoperFest Casual Wear[sup]TM[/sup]. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460/40 "2001-10-01T22:13:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Of course he was mean to EVERYBODY in the Welcome Wagon. But it IS the reason I wear a “BITE ME” shirt as my official DoperFest Casual Wear[sup]TM[/sup]. \*\* Which, if I remember correctly (and the pictures should be ready now, so I can prove it) was _dirty_ when you came to the Sarasota DopeFest! So I never had the opportunity to bite you! [sub]Though I did get to feel your power between my legs…[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-crunchy-frog-appreciation-thread-because-hes-an-attention-whore/84460.md?page=3)