# The cult of Bohemian Grove

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 9, 2015, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211 "2015-02-09T13:31:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/41 "2015-02-09T16:48:53Z")

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> [@spyderkill](#):
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> You should look on the concept of meritocracy, the thing that capitalism use to explain how the money/power are distributed(of course, a lie).

[The problem with meritocracy](http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Elites-America-After-Meritocracy/dp/0307720462/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1423500502&sr=1-4&keywords=meritocracy) is not that it is not real.

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**Author:** ![spyderkill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@spyderkill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spyderkill)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/42 "2015-02-09T16:50:15Z")

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Yes, this is a opposite argument. I found it, and i posted it. But i dont believe in it.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/43 "2015-02-09T16:50:19Z")

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Bohemian Grove, Elks, Shriners, Freemasons, the list is long. They’re all cut from the same cloth. Basically it’s guys getting together in the ‘secret club house’ and bonding with invented rituals, ceremonies, completely meaningless stuff. Of course, when powerful men get together what they discuss may have more significance, but that’s down to who they are; anything they discuss anywhere may have more significance, that’s what power is about. The dumb rituals and idols have nothing to do with it.

Women go for this secret stuff too, at least they did in ancient Rome. Here’s Juvenal in his sixth satire describing the rites of Bona Dea, a woman-only thing, any male found infiltrating would have been ripped apart as Orpheus was by the Maenads.

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> The Secrets of the Goddess nam’d the Good, 430  
> Are even by Boys and Barbers understood:   
> Where the Rank Matrons, Dancing to the Pipe,   
> Gig with their Bums, and are for Action ripe;   
> With Musick rais’d, they spread abroad their Hair;   
> And toss their Heads like an enamour’d Mare: 435  
> Laufella lays her Garland by, and proves   
> The mimick Leachery of Manly Loves.   
> Rank’d with the Lady, the cheap Sinner lies;   
> For here not Blood, but Virtue gives the prize.   
> Nothing is feign’d in this Venereal Strife; 440  
> ’Tis downright Lust, and Acted to the Life.

Translated by John Dryden

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/44 "2015-02-09T16:53:35Z")

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More a rant, really. Let me move it for you.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/45 "2015-02-09T16:54:18Z")

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> [@spyderkill](#):
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> Yes, this is a opposite argument. I found it, and i posted it. But i dont believe in it.

Well, why don’t you just tell us what _you_ think is going on there?

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**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/46 "2015-02-09T16:55:10Z")

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You people mock, but what just happened at the beginning of this month?

Millions and millions of people watched the Superb Owl on broadcast television. The Owl must be fed.

Study it out!

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/47 "2015-02-09T16:55:59Z")

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> The fact is, they have a owl of 12 meters in the middle of the woods.

Wait…what?? They have a 12 meter owl? That’s a big fucking owl, no doubt! :eek: I didn’t know owls got that big…

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> In 2000 man called Alex Jones made a video of a ritual, wich was made with this owl and a supposed offering to her.

Is this the same guy who has a radio show and is a 9/11 Truther? If so, going to seriously impact how seriously anyone should take this stuff since the guy is a nutball of the 1st order (and should be eaten by rabid 12 meter owls).

Leaving aside all of the weird 12 meter owl and old gods stuff, sounds like a good old boys club.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/48 "2015-02-09T16:56:47Z")

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Ages ago, I worked as a theater lighting technician. I had one summer job setting up lights for a performance by the Bohemian Club in a wooded area somewhat close to the Stanford linear accelerator. I have no idea why that location was used, as opposed to this notorious location in the North Bay.

I didn’t stay for the performances, but my superficial impression was that the event centered around rich and important people putting on a play, probably drinking a lot of expensive wine, and laughing at their powerful friends perform in a production that leaned heavily toward female singing roles. I don’t think they were plotting any world domination that evening; I think they were just snickering at old rich white men singing in falsetto while wearing a dress.

I also remember that the kitchen fed us $8 an hour workers excellent lunches and didn’t charge us. That was awesome.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/49 "2015-02-09T17:00:53Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> Ages ago, I worked as a theater lighting technician. I had one summer job setting up lights for a performance by the Bohemian Club in a wooded area somewhat close to the Stanford linear accelerator. I have no idea why that location was used, as opposed to this notorious location in the North Bay.
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> I didn’t stay for the performances, but my superficial impression was that the event centered around rich and important people putting on a play, probably drinking a lot of expensive wine, and laughing at their powerful friends perform in a production that leaned heavily toward female singing roles. I don’t think they were plotting any world domination that evening; I think they were just snickering at old rich white men singing in falsetto while wearing a dress.
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> I also remember that the kitchen fed us $8 an hour workers excellent lunches and didn’t charge us. That was awesome.

But did you see any 12 meter owls? Because THAT would certainly be a sight to see!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/50 "2015-02-09T17:06:59Z")

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> [@XT](#):
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> But did you see any 12 meter owls? Because THAT would certainly be a sight to see!

Are you suggesting that 12 meter owls migrate? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![spyderkill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@spyderkill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spyderkill)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/51 "2015-02-09T17:08:00Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Well, why don’t you just tell us what _you_ think is going on there?

I believe that there are things going on that normal people doesnt care about, their leaders are worshipping old statues, making conspirations and nobody really cares. Their music, video clips are full of little meanings, simbols that you can see at any book of sourcery and ocultism. Again, nobody cares. If all this is bullshit, why this still happening?

Of course, there are people who gonna tell that i’m crazy and a lot of other things. I’m not telling that demons exists, but the people that rule our world seems to believe in that.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/52 "2015-02-09T17:09:00Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Are you suggesting that 12 meter owls migrate? :dubious:

They are non-migratory, and there is no way they could carry coconuts…

Er, wait…assuming you could even have a 12 meter owl, I suppose it could carry anything it liked (well, except for physics, but with Alex Jones at the helm, assuming he’s who I think, we can just toss that physics crap out and go with flying 12 meter owls that could carry a whole coconut TREE!).

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/53 "2015-02-09T17:12:45Z")

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> [@XT](#):
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> But did you see any 12 meter owls? Because THAT would certainly be a sight to see!

They’re not going to show **Ravenman** any owls. Ravens and owls are hereditary enemies. Hugin and Munin as harbingers of Odin are not welcomed by Molech. Him not seeing the owl practically proves it’s true.

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**Author:** ![spyderkill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@spyderkill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spyderkill)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/54 "2015-02-09T17:13:09Z")

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Ahhh let’s just have sex and pee in the woods. FUCK THE OWL

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/55 "2015-02-09T17:13:35Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Are you suggesting that 12 meter owls migrate? :dubious:

The 12 meter stone owls are actually the _baby_ stone owls.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/56 "2015-02-09T17:13:41Z")

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> [@spyderkill](#):
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> I believe that there are things going on that normal people doesnt care about, their leaders are worshipping old statues, making conspirations and nobody really cares.

You’re right. Normal people don’t care.

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**Author:** ![spyderkill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@spyderkill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spyderkill)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/57 "2015-02-09T17:16:06Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> You’re right. Normal people don’t care.

Ohh Must be because of that that they usually don’t do much relevant things in life.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/58 "2015-02-09T17:16:26Z")

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> [@spyderkill](#):
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> I believe that there are things going on that normal people doesnt care about, their leaders are worshipping old statues, making conspirations and nobody really cares. Their music, video clips are full of little meanings, simbols that you can see at any book of sourcery and ocultism. Again, nobody cares. If all this is bullshit, why this still happening?
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> Of course, there are people who gonna tell that i’m crazy and a lot of other things. I’m not telling that demons exists, but the people that rule our world seems to believe in that.

_If_ you don’t believe that demons exist, and _if_ they are in some way worshipping demons, then they are just wasting their time screwing around in the woods and nobody is the worse for it.  
Do you believe that demons exist?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/59 "2015-02-09T17:17:49Z")

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Look, if the PTB want to conspire, under circumstances where only a face-to-face meeting will do, they won’t do it at the BG; too many drunks, too many nosy reporters. They’ll meet at somebody’s home, or a nice quiet hotel somewhere.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cult-of-bohemian-grove/712211/60 "2015-02-09T17:19:33Z")

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> [@spyderkill](#):
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> I believe that there are things going on that normal people doesnt care about, their leaders are worshipping old statues, making conspirations and nobody really cares. Their music, video clips are full of little meanings, simbols that you can see at any book of sourcery and ocultism. Again, nobody cares. If all this is bullshit, why this still happening?
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> Of course, there are people who gonna tell that i’m crazy and a lot of other things. I’m not telling that demons exists, but the people that rule our world seems to believe in that.

This is all fine to believe, but I’ve seen no reason to believe any of it. There are no records of conspiracies, no evidence of little meanings and symbols in their activities… in short, there’s no more evidence that something nefarious is going on than that the janitors in my building are conspiring to take over. The fact that important people get together for a meeting in the woods isn’t evidence that they are conspiring for nefarious purposes.

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