# The current second Trump administration: a compendium of horrors

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [November 6, 2024, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774 "2024-11-06T09:17:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2302 "2025-09-26T22:51:19Z")

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This could also be posted in the leopard’s eating peoples faces pit thread because you know who the soy farmers voted for?

Now they are waiting for their welfare checks…

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2303 "2025-09-26T23:25:23Z")

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Amen, from soybean country, Illinois USA.  
But what my farmer friends don’t sell in soybeans, they make up for by purchasing Trump baseball caps.  
So it evens out?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2304 "2025-09-26T23:37:03Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> But what my farmer friends

You should ask them why they voted to put themselves in risk of bankruptcy. You should also ask them how they feel about socialism; you know, where U.S. taxpayers give free money to specific groups.

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2305 "2025-09-27T00:07:26Z")

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Interestingly, I ran across this article just earlier today after someone in another post linked to another article in The New Republic about another trump atrocity.

Are American farmers’ faces safe from leopards because they’re in on the grift?

> **[Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich.](https://newrepublic.com/article/200822/farmers-rebel-trumpnomics-tariffs-economy)**
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> The majority of family farmers aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.

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**Author:** ![PhillyGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@PhillyGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhillyGuy)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2306 "2025-09-27T00:19:19Z")

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Here’s an, um, interesting Truth Social post out today from @realDonald Trump:

> [@](#):
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> Pregnant Women, DON’T USE TYLENOL UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, DON’T GIVE TYLENOL TO YOUR YOUNG CHILD FOR VIRTUALLY ANY REASON, BREAK UP THE MMR SHOT INTO THREE TOTALLY SEPARATE SHOTS (NOT MIXED!), TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT SEPARATELY, TAKE HEPATITAS B SHOT AT 12 YEARS OLD, OR OLDER, AND, IMPORTANTLY, TAKE VACCINE IN 5 SEPARATE MEDICAL VISITS! President DJT

It looks like Trump doesn’t trust RFK Jr to give medical advice. Donald is correct there.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2307 "2025-09-27T00:23:08Z")

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In a rare moment of agreement, I’d also suggest staying away from Chicken P.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2308 "2025-09-27T00:30:20Z")

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It’s interesting that despite it being proven that Tylenol causes Autism we still get to hear anti-vaxer dog-whistles.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2309 "2025-09-27T02:24:35Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> Are American farmers’ faces safe from leopards because they’re in on the grift?

Nope. There’s a name for people who think that supporting Trump protects them: suckers. And they aren’t in on the grift anymore; they only _think_ they are, but that was before they helped elect somebody who thinks nothing of screwing over his own supporters. Somebody who doesn’t need their support anymore, to boot. To quote that linked article:

> “Here in agriculture, I thought we all knew that story about free milk and a cow. And, uh, he’s got the milk,” she said. “He don’t need to buy the cow.”

Trump got into office; so their usefulness is at an end to him. Trump has no reason to _want_ to help them, and given how supine Congress has been there’s no reason to think it’ll pressure him to do so anyway.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2310 "2025-09-27T02:27:03Z")

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Given how the Right just loves soy, if all the soy farmers go bankrupt they’ll celebrate.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2311 "2025-09-27T02:29:11Z")

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Nnnmmm

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2312 "2025-09-27T03:09:15Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> > [@solost](#):
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> > Are American farmers’ faces safe from leopards because they’re in on the grift?
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> Nope. There’s a name for people who think that supporting Trump protects them: suckers.

I’ll bet that U.S. taxpayers pay for bailing out the ‘farmers’… again.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2313 "2025-09-27T03:16:58Z")

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There’s no market for soybeans, so we’ll just create one.

> After expediting emergency aid payments of more than $8 billion to over 560,000 farmers since March, Secretary Rollins today released the $2 billion in remaining funding for the Emergency Commodity Assistance Program (ECAP) and announced the purchase of more than 417,000 metric tons of American grown commodities to support international food assistance programs. Together, these actions represent billions in support of American producers, helping them weather economic uncertainty at home while expanding markets for U.S. agriculture abroad.

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I’ll bet that U.S. taxpayers pay for bailing out the ‘farmers’… again.

See above.

[https://www.usda.gov/about-usda/news/press-releases/2025/09/25/kansas-city-secretary-rollins-speaks-state-farm-economy-announces-suite-actions-support-american](https://www.usda.gov/about-usda/news/press-releases/2025/09/25/kansas-city-secretary-rollins-speaks-state-farm-economy-announces-suite-actions-support-american)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2314 "2025-09-27T03:26:28Z")

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> TAKE CHICKEN P SHOT

Makes bleach injections sound downright sensible by comparison.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2315 "2025-09-27T03:26:55Z")

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> Secretary Rollins today released the $2 billion in remaining funding for the Emergency Commodity Assistance Program (ECAP) and announced the purchase of more than 417,000 metric tons of American grown commodities to support international food assistance programs.

If only we had something already set up to do this.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2316 "2025-09-27T04:05:30Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Chicken P.

That should be Trump’s Rapper Name.

Don’t ask what the “P” stands for.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2317 "2025-09-27T04:07:41Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> to support international food assistance programs

…except they’ve killed all those programs…

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2318 "2025-09-27T17:02:33Z")

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“ChatGPT, rewrite ‘Button Up Your Overcoat’ in the style of Donald Trump…”

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2319 "2025-09-27T19:19:32Z")

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NY Times sub-headline:

“The president characterized Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities as being under siege from domestic terrorists.”

Remove the words “being under siege from,” and you got yourself a true statement, there.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2320 "2025-09-27T21:22:43Z")

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Due to constant and repeated pressure from all sides, Trump decides to release the files!

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G1zOxa0XsAEvDCc?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G1zOxa0XsAEvDCc?format=jpg&name=large)

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-current-second-trump-administration-a-compendium-of-horrors/1009774/2321 "2025-09-27T22:31:35Z")

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I guess when enough people have asked for the ones we really want… 🤷‍♀️  
What’s the magic number?

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