# The curse is broken!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 7, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627 "2001-05-07T09:05:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/1 "2001-05-07T09:05:41Z")
When [last we spoke,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63621) the Sua dude revealed that he couldn’t get lucky in NYC to save his life, but every time he left town, there was, um, manna from heaven. Well, in a brief two-week period, all has changed. The prophet was honored in his home town. OTOH, I went out of town last weekend and didn’t get lucky. Is this a cause for celebration? I am uncertain. The NYC sex drought is over; however I plan to move soon. Arghh. 'Course, it could make the NYC Dopefest this weekend a LOT more fun. 😃 Sua ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/2 "2001-05-07T09:46:09Z")
And, yet, SPOOFE is still a virgin… (Man, how’s _that_ for compliment-fishing?) ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/3 "2001-05-07T09:49:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*And, yet, SPOOFE is still a virgin… > > (Man, how’s _that_ for compliment-fishing?) \*\* Awww, {{{{SPOOFE}}}} Hey, easy there, big fella … Let go!! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/4 "2001-05-07T11:04:59Z")
> [@](#): > > _Orig. by SPOOFE_ > And, yet, SPOOFE is still a virgin… > (Man, how’s that for compliment-fishing?) Hmm. I dunno. Sounds more like a _challenge_ to me … ---
**Author:** ![Carina42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Carina42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carina42)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/5 "2001-05-07T12:12:39Z")
Awww **SPOOFE** ::sniff:: Dr Laura would be so proud. Is that a compliment? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/6 "2001-05-07T13:37:54Z")
No worries, **SPOOFE** , **Sua** said he was moving soon, you’re in there! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/7 "2001-05-08T13:21:28Z")
Whaaat? C’mon, that was a joke! Haha…he. Guys? ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/8 "2001-05-08T13:49:06Z")
I confess, **thinksnow** … I didn’t get it. Sua ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/9 "2001-05-08T14:18:16Z")
**Sua** , you (feequently) comment that you hook-up outside of NYC, but never in the city proper. Now you’ve mentioned that you have conquered that domain as well. So now you’re moving. **SPOOFE** mentions immediately after that he needs sweet, sweet lovin’…odds are that **SPOOFE** is not in NYC so you should be able to fill his order, as it were. [sub]And yes, I realize you are a male, too. Hence the joke.[/sub] Well, I guess I’ll quit. Having to explain things I find funny invariably means that they are funny only to me. Such is life. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/10 "2001-05-08T14:19:24Z")
Of course, that first parenthetical should be “(frequently).” ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/11 "2001-05-08T14:24:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > Well, in a brief two-week period, all has changed. The prophet was honored in his home town. Damn. Lucky bitch. :: kicking dirt :: jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/12 "2001-05-08T14:34:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\ ***Sua** , you (frequently) comment that you hook-up outside of NYC, but never in the city proper. \*\* Eep! Is that the perception? :o Well, I guess when you start a thread on the issue, I guess that qualifies as “frequently”. Time to shut up now. Sua P.S. **jarbabyj** , it was an old GF just passing through town. I’m still available. :leeringsmiley: ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/13 "2001-05-09T02:00:48Z")
Aw rats, and here I was all ready to offer to help you with your little problem…oh well. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/14 "2001-05-09T03:06:31Z")
Hey **Geo** , _I’m_ not having sex whereever it is that you are. Care to help a Doper out? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/15 "2001-05-09T03:13:22Z")
**It’s not Fair!** First, in [this thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63621) **SuaSponte** goes on about how when he’s in Florida on “business,” he’s gettin’ some: > [@](#): > > Since then, I’ve: > > had a two-month relationship down in Florida in February and March, 2000; > > [other sexploits in other locations deleted] > > just ended a really lovely four-week relationship, again in Florida. And then, in [another thread,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68333) he mentions that when he was in Florida on business: > [@](#): > > The Magistrate recommended that we be awarded 100% of our fees and costs, totalling almost **$1.6 million.** Sex with a couple of ladies and a million and a half dollars, all when he’s in Florida??!! and he gripes that he can’t get anything in New York??!! feh. [[[[grumble, grumble, grumble]]] ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/16 "2001-05-09T03:54:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*Hey **Geo** , _I’m_ not having sex whereever it is that you are. Care to help a Doper out? \*\* Come on to NYDope this weekend and show me what ya got, babe! [sub]This could get interesting…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/17 "2001-05-09T04:24:54Z")
NY this weekend, huh? Well, iot is short notice, but I’ve got nothing going on and I _do_ have relatives…hmmm, I’ll get back to you on this. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2001, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-is-broken/64627/18 "2001-05-09T04:30:02Z")
I am just popping my head in hear to say that I havent had sex in months. Any Vegas peoples need curses broken BESIDES me? OK… Im done. Carry on.