# The curse of same sex marriage, according to FounderChurch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331 "2012-07-15T19:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/41 "2012-07-16T19:18:54Z")
I nominate **Left Hand of Dorkness** for post of the year. That was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long, long time. And it seemed oddly authentic. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/42 "2012-07-16T20:33:55Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Are all the wackos a seasonal thing? As of late they seem to be coming out of the woodwork… > **CAPT** Yeah, it’s as if a bunch people decided to all join within several months of each other to kook the place…_checks Capt Kirks join date_…um, Capt? Anything you wanna explain? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/43 "2012-07-16T20:47:11Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > :rolleyes: Only because you’re one of the sheeple who believes the **lamestream media**. Conspiracy theorists have been meeting and establishing standards at least since May 1, 1776, when the Bavarian Illuminati were founded. Although some still meet under that banner, they have also infiltrated the Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, and the Comic-Con Administration (who claimed they were throwing me out for “grooming issues” but really were afraid that I’d show everyone the Man Behind the Curtain). Kids, this is what you do to you teacher. He used to be (mostly) normal. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/44 "2012-07-16T21:48:57Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Kids, this is what you do to you teacher. He used to be (mostly) normal. Twitch. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/45 "2012-07-16T21:50:28Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I nominate **Left Hand of Dorkness** for post of the year. That was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long, long time. And it seemed oddly authentic. You telling me he _wasn’t_ serious? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/46 "2012-07-16T23:09:51Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Kids, this is what you do to you teacher. He used to be (mostly) normal. > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Twitch. Here, have some apple juice. It’s in an apple shaped mug, because you’re a teacher and all. Isn’t that CLEVER? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/47 "2012-07-17T01:24:39Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > Here, have some apple juice. It’s in an apple shaped mug, because you’re a teacher and all. Isn’t that CLEVER? Oh, I’m ON to you. The APPLE is a symbol of the Montauk Proj- –aw hell, I can’t keep it up. It’s not that difficult to do, but man is it a pain in the ass. Why on earth do people put such effort into something so annoying? I have the feeling that Adam Sandler has the answer to my question. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/48 "2012-07-17T03:51:03Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Styrofoam underpants! Styrofoam underpants! Styrofoam underpants! > > Let’s see what that brings. 😃 Squeaky farts. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/49 "2012-07-17T03:53:49Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > :rolleyes: Only because you’re one of the sheeple who believes the **lamestream media**. Conspiracy theorists have been meeting and establishing standards at least since May 1, 1776, when the Bavarian Illuminati were founded. Although some still meet under that banner, they have also infiltrated the Freemasons, the Trilateral Commission, and the Comic-Con Administration (who claimed they were throwing me out for “grooming issues” but really were afraid that I’d show everyone the Man Behind the Curtain). What, you got a thing against serif fonts? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/50 "2012-07-17T04:00:48Z")
What, there’s a new serif in town? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/51 "2012-07-17T05:10:01Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > … and the Comic-Con Administration (who claimed they were throwing me out for “grooming issues”… Too clean? Wearing a suit? Wearing a Spiderman t-shirt you hadn’t bought there? Dish! ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/52 "2012-07-17T07:25:27Z")
There is no such thing as any new serif. Pay no attention to ALLL those people behind those curtains. ---
**Author:** ![gamerunknown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6bbea6/32.png) [@gamerunknown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gamerunknown)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331/53 "2012-07-17T08:13:36Z")
I hear Marley shot the serif… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-curse-of-same-sex-marriage-according-to-founderchurch/628331.md?page=2)