As a drone, not spending time bypassing policy makes me happy. No, ordering you tickets or letting you use my work computer to check your e-mail will not be possible.
(And this annoys me; try to spend a second of your time to analyze the drone you are shopping from, note his or her body language and then tone and set of voice. “That will not be possible.” means “No.” Don’t press the point unless you want to be flat out refused. People who try to game and slither around the system irritate and embarass us. )
I will go a long way to facilitate any exchange between you, the customer, and us, the service provider. If you need two minutes to exchange money from one account to another so you can retain the room for another night, I can accomodate you. If you need to transfer money so you can go out drinking, sorry mac, you’re on your own.
And this is where the bad precedent in breaking policy comes in; if I allowed person X to first go in and change money from one account to the other in order to retain the room, and then the person came back and needed more money for a night on town, he or she would be affronted that she couldn’t use the computer for the other stuff. Or if he or she told her friends that we were OK with doing this, I have no longer made an exception, I have created a precedent and set an anticipation. And that’s going to be a headache for me and particularly for the other people who work here, because for me atleast it’ll be my own fault.
And since the “rule” (Thou Shalt Not Toucheth My Computer) is not writ in stone or obvious, I’ll have an explanation problem and have to rely on the - in the customer’s eyes - “weak” excuse of “Sorry, policy.” Or allow the precedent to get established and let my computer be used for mundane tasks, which will obviously disrupt my workflow.
And since people are notorious assholes about telling their friends about “Oh, Target at 37th Street are easygoing about return dates, it’s no big deal if you go in this friday or next wednesday” you’re pretty much better off - as a drone - sticking to the rules. Even if it means an occasional legitimate gripe gets thrown overboard with the trash. Fortunately, that’s why we have managers who we can discretely escalate an isoleted incident to.
On an unrelated note, there are some rules which should be implicitly accepted by a customer upon entering a store or service vendor of any kind:
1: You have nothing to do in an employee’s workspace. Whether this is behind a bar, in the kitchen, behind a hotel’s desk, in a factory space, in a office, in a cubicle or whatever is irrelevant. You have your area and I have mine. Cross the line without an explicit invitation and you will be thrown out on your ass.
2: Drones are in most cases paid by the hour. They are, for all intents and purposes, trained robots. Acknowledge this, phrase your extraordinary request politely and be prepared to accept a firm rejection and we can most likely help you. We do apologize for any assholes or abrupt customer handlers you may meet. However, pitching fits is not accepted in modern society. And while your threats of boycotting a company are no doubt scary on a macro-economic scale, drones would be hard pressed to care less than they already do.
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Also keep in mind that while you may boycott us at a whim, we - speaking specifically for hotels here - can easily get you blacklisted for the entire downtown area if you take your shit too far.
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Passive aggressiveness is not appreciated. Muttering under your breath that “this place/store/hotell/shop/restaurant/bar/pub/office/service provider sucks” while you know we can hear you is the product of you being poorly raised by your parents. You are getting what you are paying for. If you feel the quality is “beneath” you, please, feel free to leave and go up on the pay scale until you hit your comfortable level.
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Failure on your part to read up on the terms and agreements between us and precisely what your order entails does not, except in very rare cases, constitute “Not getting what you paid for.” Not Getting What You Paid For (NGWYPF, or the sound oysters make when they slide off your plate) are actual clerical errors or misrepresentations of the actual product.
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The best way to thank a drone is to thank him or her in front of his manager. While tips are great - fantastic, even - and personal thanks are always appreciated, being thanked while a manager is observing is perfect. A good Drone-Boss relationship helps us maintain our job security, increase our chances for promotions or raises and lets the manager know he made a good call on hiring us. Of course, we do not expect you to go to any great lengths to achieve this and would most likely be embarassed if you did, but if you have gotten consequently good service from a specific serviceperson, thanking him in front of the manager if there’s an opportunity is a most gracious move on your part.
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Likewise with complaints. Letting the manager understand that you are displeased with the service provided by person X in an otherwise well-staffed store is better off done subtly than making ludicruous threats and complaints to the manager. Any decent manager will defend an employee when confronted by an external customer so if you’re expecting them to be chastised on the spot, you are stupid. No matter how good a customer you are, you are less worth than a competent and 95% good customer-handler drone.