# The Cute One is a peanut poopy-head (long, pathetic)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362 "2005-07-13T17:22:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362/21 "2005-07-13T22:48:00Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> I’m sorry. You’re not a cat. We of the human species usually _kick_ ourselves in the arse. However, if you are that flexible and that is what you would do in these circumstances, by all means, do. Just not in my house.
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> :smack:

Sitting here surrounded by cats, that was unreasonably funny. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362/22 "2005-07-13T22:48:24Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> I’m sorry. You’re not a cat. We of the human species usually _kick_ ourselves in the arse. However, if you are that flexible and that is what you would do in these circumstances, by all means, do. Just not in my house.
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> :smack:

OMG. Your typos are going to \*kill \* me.

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362/23 "2005-07-13T22:53:59Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> I’m sorry. You’re not a cat. We of the human species usually _kick_ ourselves in the arse. However, if you are that flexible and that is what you would do in these circumstances, by all means, do. Just not in my house.
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> :smack:

I thought it was a clever blending. Licking your wounds, kicking yourself becomes “licking your arse”. Who knew? Penis ensues! 😉

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362/24 "2005-07-14T02:09:40Z")

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Things looking the way they do, at least I have **Anastasaeon** ’s typos to keep me company. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cute-one-is-a-peanut-poopy-head-long-pathetic/312362/25 "2005-07-14T12:03:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> So it doesn’t matter that we spent hours talking and having a good time **before** we started dating? That we share political views and have a similar family background, enjoy playing games and have similar tastes in movies and food (as in we’ll try anything once, and most things twice)? I didn’t go into all the things that are great about this relationship because the OP is long enough already, and I’m not worried about the myriad of things that are going so well, just a few things that are problematic.

Bolding mine. Maybe you’re better off friends than a couple.

You didn’t mention the similar views in your OP, so I couldn’t base my opinion of them before.

By all means, let him get his head together. But I wouldn’t sit home waiting for his call while he is. As **irishgirl** said, if he really cared, he would want to spend time with you.

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