# The cutest thing ever

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 22, 2004, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383 "2004-04-22T06:44:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/1 "2004-04-22T06:44:50Z")

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For me, it’s a kitten nestled in the firm yet ample cleavage revealed by a low-cut sweater.

A close second would be the pictures (link’s down, sorry) I saw of an orange cat on the top of a fence, nuzzling a horse. It’s so cute when different species bond like that,

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**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/2 "2004-04-22T07:36:12Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> For me, it’s a kitten nestled in the firm yet ample cleavage revealed by a low-cut sweater.

Link? 🙂

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/3 "2004-04-22T07:52:59Z")

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_winces at the prospect of a kitten not yet old enough to retract its claws_

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/4 "2004-04-22T10:48:09Z")

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Check out the slide show in this link.

[http://www.thesandiegochannel.com/family/2778054/detail.html](http://www.thesandiegochannel.com/family/2778054/detail.html)

More info.

I’ve got a pic of Tim on my HD which is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Mail me if you want a copy of it.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/5 "2004-04-22T12:20:12Z")

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I’ve got a picture of my kitten crashed out on my sister’s ample bosom. She hates the picture, but I’m tempted to blow it up and hang it in my living room.

But the claws…the claws…I liken them to an involuntary acupuncture treatment.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/6 "2004-04-22T16:59:01Z")

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[Here ya go](http://www.boners.com/grub/791376.html) . WARNING: Nothing else on that page is likely to be worksafe. It also wasn’t _quite_ the image I was looking for, but the other site has exceeded its bandwidth for this billing cycle.

Tiny Tim is freakin’ adorable. I like little dogs; they’re cuter, they’re less likely to rupture one of your testicles when they jump onto your lap, and the cat can keep them under control.

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/7 "2004-04-22T17:03:34Z")

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Two bunnies snuggling.  
I have a dutch and a dwarf. There’s a small cat condo in their cage and they’ll both squish in there and lay on each other. It’s so friggen cute!

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**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/8 "2004-04-22T19:29:18Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> [Here ya go](http://www.boners.com/grub/791376.html) . WARNING: Nothing else on that page is likely to be worksafe. It also wasn’t _quite_ the image I was looking for, but the other site has exceeded its bandwidth for this billing cycle.

Wow, I just spent about 20 minutes cracking up at pics over there. Not works safe at all, but halarious.

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**Author:** ![Aragowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/da6949/32.png) [@Aragowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aragowyn)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/9 "2004-04-22T19:55:20Z")

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I agree the pics of cross-species young 'uns are the cutest thing ever, esp when they are traditionally thought of as arch enemies.  
Here’s the cutest video ever:  
[Kung Fu Kitty Show off](http://students.bath.ac.uk/enpdms/personal/Fun/Kitty_%20Fight.mpg)

And the cutest song ever: (warning: get kleenex)  
[Shii’s Song](http://www.2000greetings.com/mycard.htm?c=1442)

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/10 "2004-04-23T02:02:52Z")

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That video was HILARIOUS! I just watched it 5 or 6 times in a row - too funny! I love how the kitten just gets completely bowled over. Cats rock!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/11 "2004-04-23T02:29:45Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> For me, it’s a kitten nestled in the firm yet ample cleavage revealed by a low-cut sweater.

“I wasn’t staring at your breasts-I was admiring your pussy!” 😃

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/12 "2004-04-23T03:12:59Z")

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> [@stevenalice](#):
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> I agree the pics of cross-species young 'uns are the cutest thing ever…

How about these?  
[http://www.dchome.net/files/twins02.jpg](http://www.dchome.net/files/twins02.jpg)  
[http://www.dchome.net/files/twins01.jpg](http://www.dchome.net/files/twins01.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/13 "2004-04-23T04:23:20Z")

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I do believe I got a little misty over that little Flash video, **stevenalice**. I think I’ve heard that song (in a lower register) elsewhere. Anyone recognize it?

**scr4** : Adorable. Where’d those pics come from?

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/14 "2004-04-23T05:34:16Z")

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> [@scr4](#):
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> How about these?  
> [http://www.dchome.net/files/twins02.jpg](http://www.dchome.net/files/twins02.jpg)  
> [http://www.dchome.net/files/twins01.jpg](http://www.dchome.net/files/twins01.jpg)

Damn you, **scr4**! I am so lucky I’m alone in my dorm room right now. This is an approximate transcription of my reaction upon viewing those pics.

“Eeeehehee… that’s the cutest thing EVAR! Ohhhh. Wookit dat! Eeeehehe, issa kittee and bunnee and they looks da same! Kyoooootness…”

I am a sucker for cuteness. ::sigh::

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/15 "2004-04-23T07:22:42Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> **scr4** : Adorable. Where’d those pics come from?

I don’t know, the links were posted on another board without explanation. I’d like to know myself, if anyone knows.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/16 "2004-04-23T11:13:16Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> I do believe I got a little misty over that little Flash video, **stevenalice**. I think I’ve heard that song (in a lower register) elsewhere. Anyone recognize it?

It’s the Lunar Boat Song from [Lunar: Silver Star Story](http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/gameId,3903/)

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/17 "2004-04-23T13:49:51Z")

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> [@Tir Tinuviel](#):
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> It’s the Lunar Boat Song from [Lunar: Silver Star Story](http://www.mobygames.com/game/sheet/gameId,3903/)

I think I’ve seen that video elsewhere as well, except totally in Japanese.

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**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/18 "2004-04-23T15:07:19Z")

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Thanks, Tir! It’s been years since I’ve played that.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/19 "2004-04-23T15:13:45Z")

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[Aww, der ickle kittin wants to bwush his teef](http://www.screensavershot.com/animals/cute.jpg)  
(I thought I’d google image ‘cute’ for this thread)

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**Author:** ![jellytoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jellytoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellytoes)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-cutest-thing-ever/241383/20 "2004-04-23T19:37:38Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> [Aww, der ickle kittin wants to bwush his teef](http://www.screensavershot.com/animals/cute.jpg)  
> (I thought I’d google image ‘cute’ for this thread)

That’s not so cute if you have ever tried to actually brush a cat’s teeth. I don’t know how I survived that one :::::shudders:::::

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