# The Daily Feud: Crimes by Windwalker \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 14, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248 "2009-01-14T12:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/21 "2009-01-14T16:22:09Z")
1. Possession of marijuana 2. Kidnapping 3. Miami 4. Liquor store 5. In the home 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Geoffrey Dahmer 9. Money laundering 10. $1,000,000 11. Hard to choose between kidnapping and bank robbery. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/22 "2009-01-14T16:27:14Z")
1. Shoplifting 2. Armed robbery 3. Detroit. 4. Convenience store clerk 5. At home 6. Assault. 7. Forgery. 8. Ted Bundy 9. Murder 10. No amount of money would make me kill someone, even a bad person ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/23 "2009-01-14T16:51:17Z")
1. Smoking Pot 2. Armed Robbery 3. Washington D.C. 4. Convenience Store Clerk 5. Poorer areas 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. John Wayne Casey 9. Tax Evasion 10. 10000 ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/24 "2009-01-14T16:51:55Z")
1. Public drunkenness 2. Child sexual abuse/kiddie porn 3. Detroit 4. Convenience store clerk 5. In the “bad end of town” 6. Assault 7. Embezzlement 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Fraud 10. Wouldn’t do it ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/25 "2009-01-14T16:57:05Z")
1. Breaking/Entering 2. Treason 3. New Orleans 4. Bank teller 5. Alley 6. Assault 7. Check fraud 8. Ted Bundy 9. Auto theft 10. No amount of money ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/26 "2009-01-14T16:57:06Z")
1. Theft 2. Kidnapping 3. Detroit 4. Security guard 5. South side 6. Assault 7. Extortion 8. Ted Bundy 9. Extortion 10. 100,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/27 "2009-01-14T16:59:50Z")
1. parking ticket 2. kidnapping 3. Miami 4. convenience store clerk 5. ghetto 6. breaking a window 7. bad check 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. drug possession 10. wouldn’t kill 11. huh? ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/28 "2009-01-14T17:02:03Z")
And wouldn’t you know it, the very first poster chose the same thing as me for 6. ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/29 "2009-01-14T17:02:28Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > 1. speeding > 2. terrorism > 3. Detroit > 4. 7-11 clerks > 5. home > 6.assault > 6. forgery > 7. Bundy > 8. embezzlement > 9. 0 > 0 can not do it. hire a pro if you need one, Bush will be free next week Ouch, please try not to get this thread closed by the Secret Service! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/30 "2009-01-14T17:04:05Z")
1. Jaywalking 2. Kidnapping 3. New Orleans 4. Pizza delivery driver 5. In the projects 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. John Wayne Gacy 9. Embezzlement 10. $100,000 ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/31 "2009-01-14T17:05:59Z")
Hmm. Apparently I am a really cheap hired killer, or else I am imagining a much worse bad person than everyone else is. I’m not sure what to make of this. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/32 "2009-01-14T17:07:05Z")
1. Jaywalking 2. Arson 3. Chicago 4. Prostitute 5. Inner city 6. Assault 7. Assault 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Wire fraud 10. Ten. Million. Dollars 11. is a guess as to the most common answer. The rest were pretty much off the top of my head. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/33 "2009-01-14T17:15:20Z")
1. Petty larceny 2. Armed robbery 3. Washington DC 4. Bank teller 5. In poor neighborhoods 6. Assault 7. Libel 8. Jack the Ripper 9. Drunk driving 10. No amount will do - 10 - if he’s a threat to me or my family, no money is necessary. If not, none can make me ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/34 "2009-01-14T17:22:19Z")
1. Public intoxication 2. Child molestation 3. Detroit 4. Convenience store clerk 5. In apartments 6. Theft 7. Writing a bad check 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Arson 10. Wouldn’t do it for any money (6. of the basketball, natch) (9. no idea, really, but it seems like a lot of arsonists never get caught) (10. Well, amybe if they were really, REALLY bad, but then I’d probably do it for free) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/35 "2009-01-14T17:29:28Z")
1. Littering 2. Dealing drugs 3. Washington DC 4. Jeweler 5. Slummy neighborhood 6. Malicious mischief 7. Embezzlement 8. Jeffry Dahmer 9. Drug possession 10. No price – wouldn’t do ETA: I was thinking of breaking a window for #6 – I think that would be the actual legal charge. Maybe not. Boy, that’s going to be tough to score. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/36 "2009-01-14T17:40:44Z")
1. Littering 2. Kidnapping 3. Chicago 4. Convenience store clerk 5. In the home 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Ted Bundy 9. Blackmail 10. I couldn’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/37 "2009-01-14T17:45:44Z")
1. DUI 2. Kidnapping With Bodily Injury 3. Detroit 4. Convenience store worker 5. Downtown 6. Assault 7. Fraud 8. Ted Bundy 9. Drug possession 10. Infinite ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/38 "2009-01-14T17:53:41Z")
1. Possesion of personal use marijuana 2. Kidnapping 3. Detroit 4. Teller 5. Home 6. Assault 7. Fraud 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Embezzlement 10.100000000 10. NYC is not a high crime rate city. Jus’ sayin. 11. I almost put 'be a NY Knick 12. I don’t think I could kill a stranger for money. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/39 "2009-01-14T18:23:22Z")
1. Speeding 2. Armed robbery 3. Detroit 4. Retail clerk 5. The ghetto 6. Assault and battery 7. Embezzlement 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Treason 10. $1,000,000 11. Especially in 24-hour convenience stores, pharmacies, gas stations, etc. 12. As Woody Guthrie put it: > [@](#): > > As through this world I’ve wandered, I’ve seen lots of funny men; > Some will rob you with a gun; And some with a fountain pen. 1. Don’t know about the percentage, but it’s a relatively rare offense at any rate. ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/40 "2009-01-14T18:41:25Z")
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