# The Daily Feud: Crimes by Windwalker \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 14, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248 "2009-01-14T12:44:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/41 "2009-01-14T19:08:13Z")
1. Littering 2. Kidnapping 3. Detroit 4. Convenience store clerk 5. Slums 6. Assault 7. Fraud 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Tax evasion 10. I would not do it. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/42 "2009-01-14T19:24:14Z")
1. Jaywalking 2. Kidnapping 3. Chicago 4. Taxi Driver 5. Ghetto 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Ted Bundy 9. Drug possession 10. Sorry, wouldn’t do it ---
**Author:** ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/43 "2009-01-14T19:24:26Z")
1. Speeding 2. Kidnapping 3. Houston 4. Store clerk 5. At home 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Gacy 9. Dealing drugs 10. 10,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/44 "2009-01-14T19:32:07Z")
1. Jaywalking 2. Armed robbery 3. New Orleans 4. Liquor store clerk 5. Ghetto neighborhoods 6. Assault 7. Writing bad check 8. Ted Bundy 9. Taking tag off the mattress 10. pass ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/45 "2009-01-14T19:34:39Z")
1. Speeding 2. Drug trafficking 3. Detroit 4. Convenience store clerk 5. In the ghetto (specific enough?) 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Ted Bundy 9. Embezzlement 10. I can’t be bought ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/46 "2009-01-14T19:35:29Z")
Well, now looking at everyone else’s answers, I must say I put “pass” on number 10 for the same reason as many — I wouldn’t do it for any amount. So if we’re counting that, can you count that for me? ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/47 "2009-01-14T19:43:07Z")
See the thing about #10 is thought about the absolutely worst possible person I could think of and then thought, “$10,000 would get me a nioce vacation somewhere so I could get away from it all.” Of course for the most pedestrian of bad guys it would take almost no amount. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/48 "2009-01-14T19:52:15Z")
1. Possession of under an ounce of marijuana. 2. arson 3. Chicago. 4. Convenience store. 5. At home. 6. Trespassing. 7. Slander. 8. Lee Harvey Oswald. 9. Tax evasion. 10. 10000 ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/49 "2009-01-14T20:17:16Z")
1. Petty theft 2. Treason 3. Chicago 4. Prison guard 5. Inner city 6. Robbery 7. Assault 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Espionage 10. I would not do it ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/50 "2009-01-14T21:25:57Z")
I am shocked by what some of you think you can get away with! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/51 "2009-01-14T21:27:19Z")
Yeah. Like I could ever really posess drugs. Hah! … think they bought it? ---
**Author:** ![Natty\_Bumppo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e480ec/32.png) [@Natty\_Bumppo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natty_Bumppo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/52 "2009-01-14T21:31:31Z")
1. Theft 2. Armed Robbery 3. D.C. 4. Pizza Delivery Guy 5. Inner City 6. Assault 7. Libel 8. Ted Bundy 9. Embezzling 10. Wouldn’t do it for money. (Sorry to be difficult.) ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/53 "2009-01-14T21:33:04Z")
1. Littering 2. Drug dealing 3. Detroit 4. Liquor store clerk 5. Inner City 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Ted Bundy 9. Tax evasion 10. No amount of money could get me to do it 10 - The only way I could intentionally kill another person would be in self-defense, in which case I wouldn’t need or want the money ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/54 "2009-01-14T21:53:39Z")
1. Shoplifting 2. Selling Drugs 3. Detroit 4. Convenience store clerk 5. Dark Alleys 6. Assaulting someone 7. Murder 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Selling Drugs 10. $5,000 ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/55 "2009-01-14T22:02:51Z")
1. Shoplifting 2. Drug 3. Detroit 4. 7-11 clerk 5. Cars 6. Murder 7. Murder 8. Dahmer 9. Name a felony that one is least likely to get caught doing. 10. Can’t say any amount. I couldn’t kill for money. ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/56 "2009-01-14T22:10:28Z")
I always screw up! I can’t believe I didn’t answer a question. Again. The poster before me and I match quite a few times. Unbelievable. I checked other answers and it’s weird that we match so well compared to other posters. \*\* Mahaloth\*\* How YOU doin’? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/57 "2009-01-15T00:38:20Z")
1. Shoplifting 2. Drug Dealing 3. Detroit 4. Convenience Store Clerk 5. Inner City 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Income Tax Evasion 10. Wouldn’t Do It ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/58 "2009-01-15T01:11:09Z")
Assuming I’m not too late: 1. Petty theft 2. Arson 3. Washington DC 4. Banking 5. In a person’s home 6. Battery 7. Fraud 8. John Wilkes Booth 9. Tax evasion 10. $10,000,000 11. Travelling! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/59 "2009-01-15T02:22:06Z")
1. Shoplifting 2. Armed robbery 3. Detroit 4. Taxi driver 5. Poor part of town 6. Assault 7. Forgery 8. Jeffrey Dahmer 9. Rape 10. $1million 11. Noo Yawkers ain’t going like this question- NYC has a very low murder rate 12. Well there are traveling violations; and the LA Clippers have been awful for years 13. huh? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/60 "2009-01-15T13:34:36Z")
**5 time champ** is #49. I’ve been away from work for a couple of days. The scoring on this one might have to wait until I get caught up - maybe this afternoon, maybe tomorrow. Sorry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248.md?page=4)