# The Daily Feud: Crimes by Windwalker \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 14, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248 "2009-01-14T12:44:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/61 "2009-01-15T13:39:10Z")

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No worries, take all the time you need! We’ll still be here, jonesing for the next fix, when you come back 🙂

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**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/62 "2009-01-15T13:47:04Z")

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1. Jaywalking
2. Armed Robbery
3. Philadelphia
4. Convenience Store Clerk
5. Home
6. Assault
7. Forgery
8. O.J. Simpson
9. Embezzlement
10. $1,000,000

\<Darn, wish I’d gone with my instincts on #10–my initial response was “I wouldn’t do it.” But I tried to figure out what the most common answer would be. I apologize for what it implies about my opinion of other dopers. Uggghhhh.\>

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/63 "2009-01-15T15:06:46Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> How much to kill someone you do know?

I can think of several people I know whom I would gladly kill for free. 🆒:eek:😃

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/64 "2009-01-15T22:16:03Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> jonesing for the next fix, when you come back

I’ve got the shakes, I must have my feud fix. Maybe a piece of chocolate cake will work. But wouldn’t that be a food fix?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/65 "2009-01-15T23:13:37Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> I’ve got the shakes, I must have my feud fix. Maybe a piece of chocolate cake will work. But wouldn’t that be a food fix?

We did do a chocolate feud a while back, that I authored. Maybe I should think up another, with different chocolate questions, or candy related. Hmmmm.

And **Dolores**? Take all the time you need. sometimes I think we ought to give you a week or two off, and either let someone else do it, or let us go cold turkey.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/66 "2009-01-16T22:20:38Z")

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1. Name a misdemeanor.   
**1. Petty theft 16**

2. Jaywalking 8

3. Littering 8

4. Possession of marijuana 6

5. Speeding 6

6. Public intoxication/DUI 3

7. Breaking/Entering 1

8. parking ticket 1

9. Vandalism 1

10. Besides murder and rape, what crime will, on average, get you the longest sentence?   
**2. Armed robbery 17**

11. kidnapping 12

12. Dealing drugs 10

13. Arson 3

14. Treason 3

15. Child molestation 2

16. Terrorism 2

17. Pass 1

18. Besides NYC and LA, name a U.S. city with a high crime rate.   
**3. Detroit 22**

19. Chicago 9

20. Washington, DC 8

21. New Orleans 5

22. Miami 2

23. Boston 1

24. Houston 1

25. Philadelphia 1

26. St. Louis, MO 1

27. Name an occupation that is a frequent target of crime.   
**4. Convenience/liquor store clerk 33**

28. Bank Teller 6

29. Taxi Driver 4

30. Pizza Delivery Guy 2

31. Jeweler 1

32. Politicians 1

33. Prison guard 1

34. Prostitute 1

35. Security guard 1

36. In a typical big city, where do murders happen most?   
**5. Ghetto/Slum/Poor neighborhood 28**

37. At home 12

38. Alley 2

39. Park 2

40. Cars 1

41. Downtown 1

42. In apartments 1

43. Indoors 1

44. Outside bars 1

45. street corners 1

46. Name a crime that can be committed with a basketball.   
**6. Assault 36**

47. Vandalism/Destruction of property/Malicious mischief 6

48. Theft 4

49. murder 2

50. Robbery 1

51. Trespassing 1

52. Name a crime that can be committed with a pen.   
**7. Forgery 20**

53. Fraud 7

54. Check Fraud 6

55. Embezzlement 4

56. Murder 4

57. Slander/Libel 4

58. Assault 3

59. Blackmail/Extortion 2

60. Name a murderer (serial or otherwise).   
**8. Ted Bundy 20**

61. Jeffrey Dahmer 16

62. John Wayne Gacy 4

63. Lee Harvey Oswald 3

64. Jack the Ripper 2

65. Charles Manson 1

66. John Wilkes Booth 1

67. O.J. Simpson 1

68. Son of Sam 1

69. The Zodiac Killer 1

70. Name a felony that one is least likely to get caught doing.   
**9. Tax evasion 12**

71. Dealing drugs/Drug possession 9

72. Embezzlement 7

73. Fraud 4

74. Blackmail/Extortion 2

75. Treason 2

76. Arson 1

77. Auto theft 1

78. Bribery 1

79. burglary 1

80. Child molesting 1

81. Drunk driving 1

82. Espionage 1

83. forgery 1

84. Illegal downloading 1

85. Money laundering 1

86. Murder 1

87. pass 1

88. Rape 1

89. Taking tag off the mattress 1

90. How much money (in dollars) would it take for you to kill a bad (however you define bad) person you don’t know?   
**10. Wouldn’t do it 28**

91. $1,000,000 9

92. $10,000,000 3

93. $10,000 2

94. $100,000 2

95. $100,000,000 2

96. $5,000,000 2

97. $1,000,000,000 1

98. $5,000 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/67 "2009-01-16T22:31:45Z")

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And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **The Notorious Swampy G**! Good job, dude! **Swampy** got 8/10 top answers. Way to go, [del]homie[/del] dawg. Okay, okay, I’ll stop with the gangsta talk! 🙂 Perfect score was 464.00.

Thanks for playing, everyone! Thanks for a fun Feud, **Windwalker**.

And thanks for putting up with my unavailability. I’ve had some pressing life issues of late. It looks like **5 time champ** has started one! w00t!  
\*\*1. swampbear 442.00 \*\*  
2. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 434.00  
3. Redwing 420.00  
3. Beadalin 420.00  
5. AuntiePam 408.00  
6. 42fish 406.00  
7. NDP 404.00  
8. ShibbOleth 376.00  
9. gonzomax 372.00  
10. WVmom 364.00  
11. Jack Batty 362.00  
11. wheresgeorge04 362.00  
11. Ellen Cherry 362.00  
14. Baker 360.00  
15. winterhawk11 352.00  
16. This’ll Do 348.00  
16. Hal Briston 348.00  
18. Sternvogel 346.00  
18. Sigmagirl 346.00  
20. Euphonious Polemic 340.00  
21. 5 time champ 336.00  
22. Gangster Octopus 332.00  
22. Natty Bumppo 332.00  
24. Kobal2 298.00  
25. Mahaloth 296.00  
26. criminey.jicket 292.00  
27. cmkeller 290.00  
28. Elendil’s Heir 284.00  
28. as\_u\_wish 284.00  
30. Freudian Slit 280.00  
30. Fiddle Peghead 280.00  
32. rucciface 270.00  
33. jali 262.00  
34. Biggirl 252.00  
35. MsWhatsit 248.00  
35. Fretful Porpentine 248.00  
37. notfrommensa 242.00  
38. Sublight 238.00  
39. WormTheRed 234.00  
39. twickster 234.00  
41. El\_Kabong 228.00  
42. Tom Scud 220.00  
43. Windwalker 212.00  
44. zamboniracer 206.00  
44. Simmerdown 206.00  
46. bluecanary 200.00  
47. 3acresandatruck 196.00  
48. madmonk28 192.00  
49. Ethilrist 168.00  
50. bibliophage 136.00

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/68 "2009-01-16T22:32:45Z")

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Oh yeah - it’s nice to know that over half of y’all aren’t murderers! 😉

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/69 "2009-01-16T22:57:37Z")

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Interesting. I wonder if so many people would have thought of Ted Bundy had the question not mentionned “serial or otherwise”.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/70 "2009-01-16T23:09:17Z")

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Yet again I get more than half of what the winner gets… I rule 😃

Hey **Gonzo**! Due to the complete lack of crime here on the island, I’m still in the bottom half - it’s you that hails from the gangsta-hood 😉

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/71 "2009-01-17T00:30:33Z")

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I am A-OK with coming in 39th.

Fun feud, though.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/72 "2009-01-17T00:31:26Z")

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Thanks, **Rebo**! Much appreciated as usual.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/73 "2009-01-17T01:45:41Z")

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Rebo, Thanks as always for running the feud. I am staying away from the rogue feud because out of respect for you.

Seriously, I know nothing about about LOTR so that is why I am sitting that one out.

Hope Rebo gets all her ducks in a row.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/74 "2009-01-17T02:23:48Z")

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I would still kill the shit out of Hitler.

You Nazis.

joe

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/75 "2009-01-17T06:45:09Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> Yet again I get more than half of what the winner gets… I rule 😃
> 
> Hey **Gonzo**! Due to the complete lack of crime here on the island, I’m still in the bottom half - it’s you that hails from the gangsta-hood 😉

What did you do kill Otak?  
Bundy was easy for me ,a guy I worked with’ s daughter was killed by him. A sad story.  
Our crime in Detroit has dropped a lot because this winter sucks. It was -15 this morning with horrendous wind chills. Then we have had snow up the wazoo. We are now a very safe city.  
What can you steal in Iceland…fish?

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**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/76 "2009-01-17T12:43:55Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Bundy was easy for me ,a guy I worked with’ s daughter was killed by him. A sad story.

Oh my, Gonzo. That is sad. ☹  
Okay, this newish Feuder has noticed twice now that non-answers are actually answers (Question 10 - How much would you kill for?). Must remember that and I might actually float up to a slightly higher strata.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/77 "2009-01-17T15:07:50Z")

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Holy crap! I think this is the best I’ve ever done – or close to it.

Crime. Figures.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/78 "2009-01-17T16:29:07Z")

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Guess y’all won’t be messin’ with me will ya! 😃

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/79 "2009-01-17T16:56:06Z")

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LOL at “taking tag off the mattress” for #9. Who said that? 😃

Tax evasion is the perfect answer when the question is “caught **doing** ”. Who watches us fill out our tax forms?

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-crimes-by-windwalker-game-over/481248/80 "2009-01-17T23:18:55Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> LOL at “taking tag off the mattress” for #9. Who said that? 😃

[**Ellen Cherry.**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/report.php?p=10692766)

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