# The Daily Feud: Dopers (Numero Deux) by jali \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 9, 2009, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129 "2009-02-09T21:25:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/41 "2009-02-10T02:42:14Z")
1. twickster 2. Giraffe 3. Tubadiva 4. Opal/Buckeyes 5. don’t poke the bear, dad 6. Buckeyes! 7. cite? 8. Cafe Society 9. Acid Lamp and nashitashi 10. 5 minute wait between searches ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/42 "2009-02-10T02:59:16Z")
1. Guinastasia 2. Marley23 3. TVeblen 4. The Horror of Blimps 5. Cometothedarksidewehavecookies 6. 1920’s death ray 7. Hi Opal 8. MPSIMS 9. Airman Doors and Robin 10. it’s slow ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/43 "2009-02-10T03:50:26Z")
1. OpalCat 2. tomndebb 3. Giraffe 4. Mini-rants 5. olivesmarch4th 6. Gotcha ya! 7. Hi, Opal! 8. MPSIMS 9. RickQ and Brynda 10. Timeouts ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/44 "2009-02-10T04:15:07Z")
1. Sampiro 2. SkipMagic 3. TubaDiva 4. The horror of blimps 5. CometotheDarkSideWeHaveCookies 6. 1920’s style death ray 7. Gotcha ya 8. MPSIMS 9. Airman Doors and Robyn 10. Board slowness Yes, #4 was a pit thread, although I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/45 "2009-02-10T10:55:49Z")
1. Sampiro 2. Tomndeb 3. Giraffe 4. The Horror Of Blimps 5. Cometothedarksidewehavecookies 6. Gotchaya 7. Hi Opal! 8. MPSIMS 9. Robyn and Airman Doors 10. Timeouts ---
**Author:** ![Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Petrobey\_Mavromihalis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Petrobey_Mavromihalis)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/46 "2009-02-10T10:57:23Z")
1. QED 2. Skipmagic 3. Ed Zotti 4. The blimp one 5. Qad the Mer 6. Penis Ensues 7. Hi Opal 8. MPTISMP 9. Airman Doors and MsRobyn 10. Crashing ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/47 "2009-02-10T12:22:19Z")
1. QED 2. C K Dexter Haven 3. Marley23 4. Universal health care 5. Mangetoute 6. 1. Hi Opal 7. Sorry, for the hijack but… 8. MPTISMP 9. MsRobyn and Airman Doors 10. Search Delay #5- Sorry but IMHO it’s a stupid username in French or English. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/48 "2009-02-10T13:00:10Z")
1. Guinistasia 2. Bibliophage 3. TubaDiva 4. Bush sucks 5. FireUnderpantsBoobs 6. Puppygod 7. Rio, by Duran Duran 8. IMHO 9. Airman Doors and Robyn 10. Slow / broken search engine #4: I can’t think of a specific thread, but that’s a popular topic #9 I can’t remember if it’s MsRobyn or MissRobyn or what ---
**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/49 "2009-02-10T13:22:22Z")
I don’t expect to do well in this one, but I’ll give it a shot… 1. Why not 2. Tuba Diva 3. Giraffe 4. The one about Buckeyes 5. Qadoc the Mercotan 6. Gotcha ya! 7. 1920’s style death ray 8. MPSIMS 9. Miss Robyn and Airman Doors 10. Too slow 11. That’s the most recent pitting I remember seeing 12. Or however that’s spelled ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/50 "2009-02-10T14:28:15Z")
1. Guinastasia 2. Tomndebb 3. TubaDiva 4. The Telemarketer Speaks, I Respond 5. Qadgop the Mercotan 6. Band name! 7. Hi, Opal! 8. MPSIMS 9. Weirddave and Ginger of the North 10. Slow board ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/51 "2009-02-10T16:07:38Z")
**Rebo** – are you going to score “slow” and “timeouts” as the same or different for #10? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/52 "2009-02-10T16:38:19Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Didn’t see the rule, sorry. But I only went to get a link in case anyone hadn’t yet seen the thread. I’ll give it to you, but per the formatting rules: (Is it in the rules? :)) Don’t put links in the answers!!! They don’t c&p right. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/53 "2009-02-10T16:40:38Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > **Rebo** , have mercy on me – this is what people are (more helpfully) calling “Buckeyes.” As all great pit threads do, it went in so many different directions that I was drawing a blank on the starting place, but it is the one I was thinking of. Mercy is granted. 😃 > [@twickster](#): > > **Rebo** – are you going to score “slow” and “timeouts” as the same or different for #10? Slow and timeouts are the same thing. Crash and “downtime” or similar meaning the board is down is different. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/54 "2009-02-10T16:47:12Z")
**Spoons** is #43. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/55 "2009-02-10T17:29:33Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > Mercy is granted. > > 😃 Thanks! > [@Rebo](#): > > Slow and timeouts are the same thing. Crash and “downtime” or similar meaning the board is down is different. Makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/56 "2009-02-10T19:26:24Z")
> [@Scarlett67](#): > > 1. FireUnderpantsBoobs > > 2. I forget what she changed it to. **AwSnappity**. > [@](#): > > 1. Half of the first couple I thought of was recently banned; do they still count? (Yes, for purposes of matching they do, but I mean if you’re making a list.) I’d say yes, as such a question as “name a pro football player” can be interpreted to mean “whether active, retired, or kicked out of the league”. Also, not only are the banned member’s posts still (as far as I know) available, but there’s always a chance of reinstatement. This board isn’t like the old Soviet Union, where disgraced _apparatchiks_ are airbrushed out of Politburo photos and have their names stricken from official records. Although I suppose the people who join just to spam the board (and are soon discovered and silenced) can be said to have “been disappeared”… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/57 "2009-02-10T20:05:48Z")
Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/58 "2009-02-10T20:12:50Z")
1. Q.E.D 2. Giraffe 3. Tomndeb 4. The Buckeyes one 5. Psuedotriton Ruber Ruber 6. Hal and the Sheep Incident 7. Hi Opal! 8. MPSIMS 9. Airman Doors and Robin 10. Signatures ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/59 "2009-02-10T22:46:16Z")
1. A very prolific Doper. **1. Guinistasia 16** 2. Diogenes the Cynic 5 3. Liberal 5 4. QED 5 5. Sampiro 4 6. WhyNot 2 7. Elucidator 1 8. ivylass 1 9. Ninety-Wt 1 10. OpalCat 1 11. Quasmodian 1 12. twickster 1 13. What Exit? 1 14. The most popular staff member. **2. Giraffe 12** 15. Tomndebb 9 16. Tubadiva 8 17. C K Dexter Haven 5 18. Cecil Adams 5 19. SkipMagic 3 20. Marley23 2 21. Bibliophage 1 22. Colibri 1 23. Jerry 1 24. Lynn Bodoni 1 25. TVeblen 1 26. The most pitted staff member. **3. TubaDiva 14** 27. Tomndebb 11 28. Giraffe 5 29. Ed Zotti 2 30. Marley23 2 31. C K Dexter Haven 1 32. Czarcasm 1 33. Manhattan 1 34. pass 1 35. TVeblen 1 36. A very popular pit thread. \*\*4. Buckeyes 7 37. The Telemarketer Speaks, I Respond. 7\*\* 38. Mini-Rants 6 39. The Horror of Blimps 5 40. Bush sucks 2 41. Evil Nazi Groundhogs 2 42. Obama haters 2 43. Anti Sign-off rant 1 44. Anything with the word “fuck” in it 1 45. Bad drivers 1 46. Hey Der Trihs, over here 1 47. Miz Grand and her cheating BJ’s to the cop 1 48. My anger burns with the rage of 1000 suns 1 49. Obama has to dress down 1 50. pass 1 51. Shut up, lekatt 1 52. the latest from Jack Chick 1 53. Universal health care 1 54. USA really too different from English-speaking world to have similar policies?\* 1 55. Why was [somebody/anybody] banned? 1 56. The strangest poster name you can think of. **5. Qadgop the Mercotan 9** 57. pseudotriton ruber ruber 5 58. Cometothedarksidewehavecookies 4 59. I Have Hippos In My Garden 3 60. Deep Fried 2 61. Exapno Mapcase 2 62. FireUnderpantsBoobs 2 63. Amazon Floozy Goddess 1 64. Bad Bad Rubber Piggy 1 65. Boozahol Squid, P.I. 1 66. Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor 1 67. don’t poke the bear, dad 1 68. I love me vol I 1 69. iamthewalrus:3= 1 70. Mangetoute 1 71. Merkwurdegliebe 1 72. Nzinga Seated 1 73. olivesmarch4th 1 74. Punoqllads 1 75. Stink Fish Pot 1 76. Suntan Tiger Tamer 1 77. Swallowed my Cellphone 1 78. Tapioca Dextrin 1 79. vco3s new name - THXTRIUOTTYHTHAS 1 80. The funniest Doper meme. **6. Penis ensued 6** 81. 1920’s style death ray 5 82. When come back bring pie 5 83. Gotcha Ya 4 84. Rio by Duran Duran 4 85. I burning your dog 3 86. Band name! 2 87. Buckeyes 2 88. Hal and the Sheep Incident 2 89. Lick my hairy nutsack you crazy ass bitch 2 90. Once in 1960, for 20 minutes 2 91. Bacon 1 92. cow-orkers 1 93. Gaudere’s Law 1 94. Hi Opal 1 95. nuke it from orbit 1 96. Puppygod 1 97. teh gay 1 98. The lamest Doper meme. **7. Hi, Opal 28** 99. 1920’s style death ray 5 100. Rio by Duran Duran 3 101. Cite? 2 102. Once in 1960, for 20 minutes 2 103. 14 k of g… 1 104. Gotcha ya 1 105. Sorry, for the hijack but… 1 106. When come back bring pie 1 107. The most popular forum. **8. MPSIMS 24** 108. Cafe Society 7 109. General Questions 7 110. The BBQ Pit 3 111. Game Room 1 112. Great Debates 1 113. IMHO 1 114. A Doper couple. **9. Airman Doors and MsRobyn 31** 115. Weirddave and Ginger of the North 3 116. Acid Lamp and nashitashi 1 117. CalMeacham and PepperMill 1 118. Dio and Lissener 1 119. Dread Pirate Jimbo and Featherlou 1 120. Elenfair and lno 1 121. pass 1 122. RickQ and Brynda 1 123. Satan and Drain Bead 1 124. Tomndebb 1 125. Uncle Bill and GeoBabe (old school, baby). 1 126. The biggest Doper board complaint. **10. Slow 20** 127. Search function 13 128. Downtime 7 129. Moderation/Admin complaints 3 130. Signatures 1 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129/60 "2009-02-10T22:53:55Z")
And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **jali**!!! She wins her own Feud! Woo and hoo! ::flings confetti:: **jali** got 6/10 top answers. Good going! Perfect score was 379.54. Thanks all, and thanks for a fun Feud, **jali**! New one up tomorrow morning, maybe tonight. \*\*1. jali 343.18 \*\* 2. Monstera deliciosa 336.36 3. Hilarity N. Suze 329.55 4. pravnik 325.00 5. Chronos 311.36 6. Avarie537 306.82 7. swampbear 304.55 8. Mahaloth 300.00 8. Spoons 300.00 10. criminey.jicket 293.18 10. Dolores Reborn 293.18 10. twickster 293.18 13. Scarlett67 284.09 13. Ro0sh 284.09 15. Freudian Slit 279.55 16. Petrobey Mavromihalis 272.73 16. fisha 272.73 16. ShibbOleth 272.73 19. Beadalin 270.45 20. Springtime for Spacers 268.18 21. El\_Kabong 263.64 22. WVmom 261.36 23. Baker 250.00 24. MsWhatsit 234.09 24. Sternvogel 234.09 26. 5 time champ 231.82 26. Aspidistra 231.82 28. 3acresandatruck 229.55 28. Queen Tonya 229.55 30. winterhawk11 225.00 31. Fretful Porpentine 218.18 32. Sublight 200.00 33. astorian 186.36 34. bluecanary 184.09 35. Sparky812 181.82 35. HongKongFooey 181.82 37. Sampiro 161.36 38. gonzomax 150.00 38. Key Lime Guy 150.00 40. Jack Batty 136.36 41. Justin Credible 129.55 42. AuntiePam 122.73 43. Elendil’s Heir 90.91 44. WormTheRed 75.00 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-numero-deux-by-jali-game-over/485129.md?page=4)