# The Daily Feud: Dopers on Dopers by SSG Schwartz \[Closed\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 18, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411 "2008-08-18T12:59:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/1 "2008-08-18T12:59:04Z")
(I changed a few questions so we wouldn’t duplicate a recent Feud.) If any of you have ideas for Feuds -_and would like me to score them_- PM me and I’ll get you on The List. **DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS** Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points. _ **FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!** _ **Write your answers like this** ; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks. JUST LIKE THIS: **1. answer 2. response 3. rejoinder** The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:00 PM Central on Tuesday, 8/19/08 whichever comes first. Good luck! 1. Who is the sexiest Doper? (female) 2. Who is the sexiest Doper? (male) 3. Which Doper has the best wit? 4. what is your favorite forum? 5. Name a movie all Dopers are expected to have seen. 6. Other than “Once, for twenty minutes,” or “Hi, Opal,” name a Doper catch phrase. 7. Name an often used acronym (abbreviation.) 8. Name a topic sure to start a war in the Pit. 9. Which Doper’s threads do you _have_ to read? 10. Name a topic that’s been repeated over and over in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/2 "2008-08-18T13:04:33Z")
1. Lionne (Gee, that was a no-brainer) 2. Argent Towers 3. Autolycus 4. IMHO 5. Office Space 6. 1920’s style death day 7. IANAL 8. Fat… 9. Giraffe 10. MMP ---
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/3 "2008-08-18T13:12:45Z")
[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] 1. Dolores Reborn 2. SSG Schwartz 3. koxinga 4. GQ 5. Pulp Fiction 6. When come back bring pie 7. IIRC 8. obesity 9. siam sam 10. weight loss [/QUOTE] re. 1 and 2: I really don’t know so I guess my best bet is to placate the people running this thread 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/4 "2008-08-18T13:17:51Z")
1. Ivylass 2. Noone Special 3. Sampiro 4. The Game Room 5. Lord of the Rings 6. Rio, by Duran Duran 7. FTR 8. Tipping waiters 9. Sampiro 10. How did you get your user name ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/5 "2008-08-18T13:19:41Z")
[QUOTE=Švejk] re. 1 and 2: I really don’t know so I guess my best bet is to placate the people running this thread 🙂 [/QUOTE] Thanks! 😉 I’m kinda old and plump, though. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/6 "2008-08-18T13:26:53Z")
1. Delores Reborn 2. Zebra 3. Lieu 4. Cafe Socitey 5. The Princess Bride 6. 1920’s Style Death Rays 7. TBTB 8. Overweight people 9. Samprio 10. cats ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/7 "2008-08-18T14:02:33Z")
1. OpalCat 2. Boyo Jim 3. Bryan Ekers 4. IMHO 5. The Princess Bride 6. Penis ensues 7. IANAL 8. Tipping 9. Northern Piper’s 10. My Cat/Kitten (With Pictures) ---
**Author:** ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/8 "2008-08-18T14:02:47Z")
1. Opal 2. Monstre 3. Shirly Ujest 4. MPSIMS 5. Gone With the Wind 6. 1920’s style death ray 7. IANAL 8. Shoes off or on in the house 9. Qagdop the Mercotan 10. I have a new kitten! 11. I have no idea, but everyone should see that movie, right? I’m probably not going to do well at this - I don’t spend enough time in the Mumper threads. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/9 "2008-08-18T15:18:10Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] 1. 1920’s style death day [/QUOTE] 🙂 Boy isn’t somebody going to be pissed, when they realize what they typed. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/10 "2008-08-18T15:35:23Z")
1. An Alternate Universe Female version of Amp 2. Amp 3. Amp 4. MPSIMS 5. STAR WARS 6. 1920’s Style Death Ray 7. IANAL 8. Tipping 9. Amp 10. Cat pictures Yeah, I know I’m not going to win with my answers but screw it, if I don’t toot my own horn no one else will ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/11 "2008-08-18T15:43:29Z")
1. OpalCat 2. pass 3. Sampiro 4. The Game Room 5. LOTR 6. I got nuthin’ 7. YMMV 8. Religion 9. Sampiro 10. Dopefests 11. had to pass; not enough info for an opinion. 12. not a pass–seen this one many times. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/12 "2008-08-18T15:44:53Z")
1. Ms. Purl McKnittington 2. Cluricaun 3. Vinyl Turnip 4. MPSIMS 5. Star Wars 6. Rio by Duran Duran 7. IANAL 8. Fuck You and Your Ugly Kitty Pics 9. Silenus 10. I’m New. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/13 "2008-08-18T16:46:51Z")
1. HazelNutCoffee 2. Giraffe 3. Eve 4. IMHO 5. The Princess Bride 6. Batman, if he’s prepared 7. IANA 8. Indoor vs. outdoor cats 9. Scylla 10. Scary/creepy things that have happened to you ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/14 "2008-08-18T16:57:03Z")
1. lobstermobster 2. Santo Rugger\* 3. Sampiro 4. Game Room 5. LOTR 6. When come back bring pie 7. YMMV 8. Why are fat girls so . . . 9. Siam Sam 10. Cat Pics \*The idea is to go with the most matched and I’m the only one who knows how sexy I am at least this way I might get one other. I don’t think there is going to be a conch in this one except for #5 and even then I doubt there will be more the 50%. ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/15 "2008-08-18T17:05:35Z")
1. Anaamika 2. Bricker 3. Cervaise 4. General Questions 5. Lord of the Rings 6. 1920’s style death rays 7. IMHO 8. Liberal media bias 9. Rickjay 10. Ask a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ I have no idea who’s regarded as sexy, so I pretty much picked sexy female based on the tiny number of Dopers I can remember having female screen names, and sexy male based on his being a somewhat authoritative (SDSAB) lawyer. Rickjay puts a lot of time and effort into his posts (though I can only remember baseball-related ones), and I can’t really think of any other answer… ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/16 "2008-08-18T17:06:54Z")
1. Dolores Reborn 2. NoOne Special 3. Sampiro 4. MPSIMS 5. Lord of The Rings 6. When come back bring pie 7. IANA 8. Tipping in restaurants 9. Sampiro 10.Cats 10. Hey, it never hurts to suck up! 😃 11. This one may be a PITA (HEH!) 12. As opposed to tipping cows ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/17 "2008-08-18T17:39:40Z")
1. **OpalCat** 2. **World Eater** 3. **lieu** 4. **The Game Room** 5. _The Princess Bride_ 6. “Penis ensues” 7. YMMV 8. Cats – indorr or outdoor? 9. **Dolores Reborn** 10. Sequential threads 11. DISCLAIMER: Going for what I think will be the most popular answer. If the **Doper** whom I’ve personally addressed as “the sexiest woman in the world” reads this: I assure you I was telling the truth, sweetie! 🆒 12. Based on comments I’ve seen from straight women and gay men 13. One of those answers that would probably be different two days from now, based on what I had recently read 14. Actually true in my case 15. Not that I have complied… 16. “Your mileage may vary”, and I’m sure it will! 17. The “conch” if this thread turns into a big kiss-up fest ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/18 "2008-08-18T18:38:59Z")
Hi. Back after a week without Intarweb access. Y’all miss me? 1. Aanamika 2. Sampiro 3. Cervaise 4. MPSIMS 5. Lord of the Rings 6. fnord 7. ymmv 8. SUVs 9. Johnny L.A. 10. Dopefests ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/19 "2008-08-18T21:03:06Z")
1. ivylass 2. swampbear 3. Scylla 4. MPSIMS 5. LOTR trilogy 6. When come back, bring pie 7. DNFTT 8. Using “fat” as a negative descriptive term 9. Scylla 10. (Help me name) my cat/dog ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/20 "2008-08-18T21:14:21Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] Hi. Back after a week without Intarweb access. Y’all miss me? 1. Aanamika 2. Sampiro 3. Cervaise 4. MPSIMS 5. Lord of the Rings 6. fnord 7. ymmv 8. SUVs 9. Johnny L.A. 10. Dopefests [/QUOTE] Yes, _terribly!_ Where ya been? Outer Mongolia? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411.md?page=2)