# The Daily Feud: Dopers on Dopers by SSG Schwartz \[Closed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 18, 2008, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411 "2008-08-18T12:59:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/21 "2008-08-18T21:15:14Z")

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1. Indygrrl

2. 5 time champ

3. Eve

4. Game Room

5. Princess Bride

6. 1920’s Style Death Rays

7. WtF

8. George W Bush is the stupidest, worst President ever!

9. Twickster

10. Issues with opposite sex, Or same sex depending on your orientation

11. She’s an exotic dancer

12. There will be a lot of different answers, so I will plug myself

13. I just hope the newbies will be familiar with Eve since she has been on a fairly long hiatus

14. We’re in it.

15. I have actually never seen the movie straight through

16. 
17. 
18. I think almost everyone now agrees that George W Bush is the stupidest, worst President ever! So there aren’t as many Pit threads about our Fearless Misleader, but I think that is the topic that the most will answer

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/22 "2008-08-18T21:16:41Z")

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[QUOTE=5 time champ]  
3. I just hope the newbies will be familiar with Eve since she has been on a fairly long hiatus  
[/QUOTE]

I was hoping that, too, but so far I think we’re the only two to have listed her. Drag.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/23 "2008-08-18T21:18:01Z")

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1. gabriella
2. Qadgop the Mercotan
3. Terrifel
4. IMHO
5. Star Wars
6. I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
7. IANAL
8. Letting cats outside
9. Sampiro
10. I’m bored, entertain me

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/24 "2008-08-18T21:19:14Z")

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1. Silver Tyger Girl
2. Antinor01
3. Sampiro
4. MPSIMS
5. Lord of the Rings
6. 1920s style death ray
7. IANAL
8. Declawing cats
9. Sampiro
10. Cat pictures

(1. =^\_^=  
2. Well, he’s the only male Doper that I’ve seen in real life that I found cute.  
10. Not that I have a problem with that…)

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/25 "2008-08-18T21:22:58Z")

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1. **Sleeps with Butterflies**
2. **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup** \*
3. **Vinyl Turnip**
4. **MPSIMS**
5. **The Fellowship of the Ring**
6. **1920’s-style "death ray"**
7. **IMHO**
8. **something something about fat people**
9. **Lobsang**
10. **Sequential threads**  
\*I, personally, have no idea if he’s dreamy or even what he looks like. However, someone told me he was, a really long time ago.

ETA: Of course, I’m the sexiest doper, male or female, but I thought I’d get disqualified if I tried to pull a fast one there.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/26 "2008-08-18T21:30:20Z")

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1. Opalcat (Hi Opal! 😃 )
2. SkipMagic (I guess, why not?)
3. Photopat 😉
4. Great Debates
5. To Kill a Mockingbird (I don’t know, it just seems like one)
6. 1920s style death ray
7. YMMV
8. Hillary Clinton
9. Lekatt
10. cute kitties

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/27 "2008-08-18T21:37:32Z")

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1. Indygrrl
2. Giraffe
3. Sampiro
4. MPSIMS
5. Princess Bride
6. Gotcha ya!
7. DNFTT
8. Outdoor cats
9. Sampiro
10. Cat pics

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/28 "2008-08-18T22:22:56Z")

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1. Rilchiam
2. Johnny LA
3. Scylla
4. Cafe Society
5. Star Wars
6. 1920’s-style “Death Rays”
7. IANAL
8. Fat people
9. Scylla
10. Meaning of your username

Note on 1 and 2, I forget faces pretty fast, so I have no idea what anyone looks like. Those are people who just seem like they’d be sexy.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/29 "2008-08-18T22:44:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Dolores Reborn]  
Yes, _terribly!_ Where ya been? Outer Mongolia?  
[/QUOTE]

Western Pennsylvania. Same difference.  
😃 (hey, I’m from there, I can say it.)

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/30 "2008-08-18T22:46:24Z")

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Ok, I don’t expect to do well on this one, I’m going for obscure but some of the other old-timers may find this interesting.

1. Elenia28
2. Oldscratch
3. Eve
4. GD
5. Showgirls
6. Gotcha Ya
7. MPSIMS
8. Declawing cats
9. tomndebb
10. May 5, 1945 - we shall remember

Commentary

1. Now known as **Anaamika**
2. Best known for a brief drunken foray into bestiality
3. Gone but not forgotten
4. Cut my teeth there, still an important source of news for me
5. Search “lissener showgirls” for some of the most bizarre, and (mainly in the case of **Cervaise’s** posts) interesting threads you’ll ever read here.
6. Originated by Eve, from a typo made by Wildest Bill. It took a life of its own.
7. Most of the other acronyms are in wide use around the Internet, MPSIMS is homegrown
8. Probably tied with tipping threads for how personal they get and how there seems to be no common ground.
9. Notorious for not starting threads, although he’s been around forever and has many posts.
10. Technically [one thread, but it’s been bumped every year for the past 8 years](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=23572), so it’s recurring in that sense. A good read if you’ve never read it.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/31 "2008-08-18T23:51:52Z")

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1. OpalCat
2. Rico
3. Shodan
4. MPSIMS
5. The Princess Bride
6. When come back bring pie
7. SDMB
8. Threads being closed
9. Shodan
10. TMI

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/32 "2008-08-19T00:26:00Z")

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1. OpalCat
2. Giraffe
3. Cervaise
4. MPSIMS
5. _The Princess Bride_
6. IANA\_\_\_
7. YMMV
8. Why was this thread closed?
9. QtM
10. Cats
11. It’s that tongue thing.
12. I always look for Sauron’s threads, but QtM posts more so I think this will be a more popular answer.
13. Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats

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**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/33 "2008-08-19T00:39:01Z")

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1. pbbth
2. Soul
3. Master Wang-Ka
4. IMHO
5. Star Wars
6. 1920’s Style Death Ray
7. IANAL
8. Why do all \_\_\_ people…
9. tdn
10. Cats

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/34 "2008-08-19T00:58:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Baker]

1. swampbear

[/QUOTE]

AWWWWWWWWW… Shucks! :o

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/35 "2008-08-19T01:28:02Z")

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1. Indygirl
2. LOUNE
3. Loune (least original user name ever)
4. Pit
5. Holy Grail
6. I got nuttin
7. IMHO
8. Anything criticizing Israel.
9. Tipping
10. Kitties

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/36 "2008-08-19T01:36:06Z")

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1. EJ’sGirl
2. SSG Schwartz
3. Autocyclus
4. MPSIMS
5. Titanic
6. A 1920’s style death ray
7. IANAL
8. Tipping
9. Shagnasty
10. Kittens

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/37 "2008-08-19T01:39:58Z")

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1. After me, \*\*Anastaseon \*\*
2. \*\*Full Metal Lotus \*\*
3. **Vinyl Turnip**
4. Cafe Society
5. The Princess Bride
6. 1920’s style death ray
7. FTR
8. Fat people
9. **Cervaise**
10. Cat pictures

1)love her!  
2)based on his threads about his love life

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/38 "2008-08-19T02:02:40Z")

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1. Beaucarnea
2. fervour
3. Vinyl Turnip
4. Pit
5. Star Wars
6. I _am_ the fucking hall monitor
7. YMMV
8. Obesity is a character flaw
9. Euthanasiast
10. How can I tell if she likes me? What should I do?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/39 "2008-08-19T02:51:22Z")

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I can’t believe nobody else said sequential threads for #10!

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-dopers-on-dopers-by-ssg-schwartz-closed/460411/40 "2008-08-19T02:56:58Z")

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1. HazelNutCoffee
2. What Exit
3. Boyo Jim
4. MPSIMS
5. Monty Python Holy Grail
6. Bring Pie
7. IANA…
8. Declawing cats
9. Tokyo Player
10. Help me name my new cat

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