# The Daily Feud: Feud-phemisms by notfrommensa \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 8, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252 "2008-12-08T15:36:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/41 "2008-12-08T19:26:29Z")

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1. Better half

2. Ball and chain

3. Asshole

4. Kids

5. Buddy

6. Smashed

7. Passed

8. Bumping uglies

9. Flogging the bishop

10. Johnson

11. Okay, I know that puts me out of the running, but can’t think of anything better.

12. Wasn’t this exact question in the last feud?

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**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/42 "2008-12-08T19:43:52Z")

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1. Honey
2. Her Highness
3. Chief
4. Kids
5. Buddy
6. Wasted
7. Pass away
8. Making love
9. Spank the monkey
10. Weener

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/43 "2008-12-08T19:51:00Z")

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1. Dear
2. The Old Lady
3. Slavedriver
4. Sprogs
5. Buddy
6. Wasted
7. Buying the farm
8. Doing it
9. Australian kiss
10. Wiener  
Notes:
11. Or “Old Man”, of course
12. I’ve no idea where this is from, but I’ve seen it a lot lately
13. Apparently only used in the US and in a particular rural corner of England where it originated
14. Like a French kiss, but down under.

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**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/44 "2008-12-08T19:54:51Z")

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1. Sweetheart
2. She who must be obeyed
3. HMFIC
4. Offspring
5. Buddy
6. Wasted
7. Passing
8. Doing it
9. Petting
10. Thing

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**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/45 "2008-12-08T19:56:12Z")

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1. Honey
2. Ball and Chain
3. supervisor
4. rugrats
5. Buddy
6. Wasted
7. kicking the bucket
8. Doing “It”
9. Hummer
10. Weiner

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**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/46 "2008-12-08T19:57:50Z")

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1. Honey
2. Their full name
3. Supervisor
4. Kids
5. Buddy
6. Smashed
7. Terminal
8. Doin’ it
9. Fooling around
10. Boobies

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/47 "2008-12-08T20:15:56Z")

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1. Honey
2. Dummy\*
3. Manager
4. Kids
5. Buddy
6. Plastered
7. Kicking the bucket
8. Screwing
9. Blowjob
10. Johnson

- Lousy answer, probably, but nothing I thought of seemed to fit. I’m sure I’ll whack myself on the head when I see what everybody else said.

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/48 "2008-12-08T21:17:57Z")

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1. Honey
2. Bitch
3. MANAGEMENT
4. Runts
5. Bud
6. Wasted
7. Seeing the Light
8. Whoopie
9. Cuddling
10. Family Jewels

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/49 "2008-12-08T21:21:29Z")

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1. Honey
2. The Old Ball and Chain
3. Manager
4. Kids
5. Buddy
6. Wasted
7. Passing Away
8. Doing It
9. Making Out
10. Wiener

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**Author:** ![Purgatory\_Creek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Purgatory\_Creek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purgatory_Creek)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/50 "2008-12-08T22:10:22Z")

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1. The old man
2. Ball and chain
3. Slavemaster
4. Rugrats
5. Homie
6. Gassed
7. Kicking the bucket
8. Whoopee
9. Second or third base
10. Weiner

#6 In honor of Andy Taylor and Barney Fife

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/51 "2008-12-08T23:27:24Z")

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1. Honey
2. Dumbass
3. Idiot
4. Rugrats
5. Bud
6. Wasted
7. Kicked The Bucket
8. Doin’ It
9. Makin’ Out
10. Weiner

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/52 "2008-12-08T23:43:37Z")

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1. Honey
2. that jerk
3. chief
4. offspring
5. buddy
6. wasted
7. expiring
8. doin’ it
9. making out
10. dingle

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/53 "2008-12-09T00:07:57Z")

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Anyrose is the 48th response. We need two more

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**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/54 "2008-12-09T04:12:30Z")

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1. sweetie
2. jerk
3. manager
4. chilluns
5. pal
6. lit
7. passing
8. boinking
9. bj
10. boobs

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/55 "2008-12-09T07:26:46Z")

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1. Dear
2. Ball-n-chain
3. supervisor
4. kids
5. buddy
6. wasted
7. passing away
8. screwing
9. making out
10. boobs

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/56 "2008-12-09T13:19:48Z")

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**Tangent** is #50. I’ll go tally the [del]votes[/del] scores. 😉

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/57 "2008-12-09T15:20:12Z")

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1. Name a term of endearment for your spouse.   
**1. Honey 38**

2. Better half 4

3. Dear 4

4. Sweetie/Sweetheart 2

5. Love of my life 1

6. The old man 1

7. Name a term of non-endearment for your spouse.   
**2. Ball and Chain 21**

8. Bitch 5

9. Old Lady/Old Man 4

10. Dear 3

11. Dumbass/Dummy 2

12. Idiot 2

13. jerk 2

14. Their full name 2

15. battleaxe 1

16. Her Highness 1

17. Her Indoors 1

18. Hey you 1

19. My future ex 1

20. Old hag 1

21. She who must be obeyed 1

22. Slave driver 1

23. Warden 1

24. What is another word for a boss?   
**3. Supervisor 17**

25. Manager 8

26. Chief 6

27. Head/Head honcho 4

28. Slavedriver/Slavemaster 4

29. Asshole 2

30. Big Cheese 1

31. Big Kahuna 1

32. fearless leader 1

33. Gaffer 1

34. HMFIC 1

35. Idiot 1

36. Scrooge 1

37. The Big Guy 1

38. The man 1

39. What is another word for your children?   
**4. Kids 32**

40. Offspring 6

41. Rugrats 4

42. dependents 2

43. Spawn 2

44. Ankle biters 1

45. chilluns 1

46. Runts 1

47. Sprogs 1

48. Name a synonym for “friend”.   
**5. Buddy 37**

49. Pal 10

50. Mate 2

51. Homie 1

52. What is a synonym of being “drunk”.   
**6. Wasted 21**

53. smashed 6

54. plastered 4

55. Hammered 3

56. Intoxicated 3

57. Blasted 2

58. Loaded 2

59. Shitfaced 2

60. Blitzed 1

61. Fucked up 1

62. Gassed 1

63. lit 1

64. Three sheets to the wind 1

65. Tipsy 1

66. trashed 1

67. What is a synonym for “dying”.   
**7. Passing away/on 18**

68. Kicking the bucket 17

69. croaking 3

70. Expiring 3

71. Buying the farm 2

72. Circling the drain 2

73. Terminally ill 2

74. Departing 1

75. Seeing the Light 1

76. Snuffing it 1

77. Name a PG rated euphemism for sexual intercourse.   
**8. Doing it 19**

78. Making love 9

79. screwing 5

80. Making whoopie 3

81. Banging 2

82. Boinking 2

83. bumping uglies 2

84. Doing the nasty 2

85. Humping 2

86. Getting it on 1

87. Home run 1

88. knocking boots 1

89. Laying pipe 1

90. Name a PG rated euphemism for any other sexual activity (besides intercourse).   
**9. Making out 9**

91. Blow job 7

92. Going down on 5

93. Second or third base 4

94. Heavy petting 3

95. 69 2

96. Eating at the Y 2

97. fooling around 2

98. giving/getting head 2

99. sucking face 2

100. Australian kiss 1

101. bopping the baloney 1

102. Choking your chicken 1

103. Cuddling 1

104. Diving 1

105. Finger 1

106. Flogging the bishop 1

107. getting horn honked 1

108. Hummer 1

109. jacking off 1

110. pooping 1

111. Spank the monkey 1

112. Name a PG rated euphemism for a sexual body part.   
**10. Boobs 15**

113. Weiner 9

114. Johnson 4

115. pee pee 2

116. Privates 2

117. tits 2

118. Wee wee 2

119. Cock 1

120. Dick 1

121. dingle 1

122. Dipstick 1

123. Family Jewels 1

124. Hooters 1

125. Joystick 1

126. knockers 1

127. Member 1

128. Mr. Happy 1

129. ta-tas 1

130. Thing 1

131. Todger 1

132. Vajayjay 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/58 "2008-12-09T15:29:00Z")

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And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **Beadalin**!!! Good job! ::flings confetti:: **Beadalin** got 9/10 top answers. Excellent! Perfect was 454.00.

Thanks everybody! And thank you, **notfrommensa** for a fun Feud!

Stay tuned, kids…

**1. Beadalin 452.00**  
2. Sigmagirl 428.00  
3. Dolores Reborn 426.00  
4. Mahaloth 424.00  
5. Queen Tonya 406.00  
6. Sateryn76 402.00  
7. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 396.00  
8. criminey.jicket 390.00  
9. The Tof 366.00  
9. Zebra 366.00  
11. Paintcharge 364.00  
12. Justin\_Bailey 362.00  
13. gonzoron 358.00  
13. Tangent 358.00  
15. cmkeller 350.00  
16. DfrntBreign 342.00  
17. This’ll Do 340.00  
17. Windwalker 340.00  
19. swampbear 312.00  
20. winterhawk11 308.00  
21. WVmom 306.00  
22. jali 304.00  
23. Sternvogel 300.00  
24. Natty Bumppo 296.00  
25. Jack Batty 290.00  
26. Baker 286.00  
27. anyrose 282.00  
28. El\_Kabong 276.00  
29. bluecanary 264.00  
30. Larry Borgia 262.00  
30. Elendil’s Heir 262.00  
32. Liberal 254.00  
33. ShibbOleth 252.00  
33. zamboniracer 252.00  
35. MsWhatsit 248.00  
35. cruel butterfly 248.00  
37. Fiddle Peghead 234.00  
38. notfrommensa 228.00  
39. Key Lime Guy 226.00  
40. fusoya 224.00  
41. brownie55 212.00  
42. Chronos 200.00  
43. NDP 170.00  
44. Sparky812 166.00  
45. Freudian Slit 160.00  
46. WormTheRed 142.00  
47. OtakuLoki 138.00  
48. adhemar 128.00  
49. Purgatory Creek 124.00  
50. gonzomax 114.00

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/59 "2008-12-09T15:30:32Z")

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Hot damn!

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-feud-phemisms-by-notfrommensa-game-over/476252/60 "2008-12-09T15:31:46Z")

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Second place/runner up/silver medal/I placed! Woo-hoo!

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