# The Daily Feud: "Friends" by Elendil's Heir \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [October 13, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780 "2008-10-13T21:18:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/1 "2008-10-13T21:18:04Z")

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**DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS**

**Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer,** to get the most people matching you. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -_and would like me to score them_- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

_ **FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!** _

**Write your answers like this** ; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.  
JUST LIKE THIS:

**1. answer \<\<—There is a space after the period!  
2. response  
3. rejoinder**

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at **4:00 PM Central** on Tuesday, 10/14/08 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

The “Friends” TV Feud

1. Who was the smartest of the six?
2. Who was the dumbest?
3. Who did you have a secret crush on?
4. Name a recurring secondary character.
5. Name a recurring location other than Central Perk.
6. Name a star who made a guest or cameo appearance (once or as a recurring character).
7. Name a catchphrase from the series.
8. Rate the spinoff “Joey”: Terrific, OK, fair, poor, sucked.
9. What was Chandler’s job?
10. Name one of Phoebe’s songs.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/2 "2008-10-13T21:27:55Z")

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1. Chandler

2. Phoebe

3. Monica

4. Ursula

5. Monica’s apartment

6. Tom Selleck

7. How _you_ doin’?

8. Sucked

9. Lawyer

10. Smelly Cat

11. Phoebe’s twin–I think that’s her name.

12. Totally!

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/3 "2008-10-13T21:29:39Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Rachel
4. Gunther
5. Monica’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. Lobster
8. Poor
9. Transspondster
10. Smelly Cat

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/4 "2008-10-13T21:30:52Z")

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1. Monica
2. Joey
3. Joey
4. Janice
5. Monica and Rachel’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. How _you_ doin’?
8. Sucked
9. Junior copyrighter
10. ?

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/5 "2008-10-13T21:32:21Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Rachel
4. Gunther
5. Monica’s apartment
6. Bruce Willis
7. How you doin
8. fair
9. Statistical analysis and data reconfiguration
10. Smelly cat

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/6 "2008-10-13T21:41:38Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Ross
4. Mr. Heckles
5. Chandler’s office
6. Marlo Thomas
7. How YOU doin’?
8. sucked
9. Data processing manager
10. Smelly Cat

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/7 "2008-10-13T21:42:58Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. None of them–yuck. Not a joke answer
4. Janice
5. The girls’ apartment
6. Bruce Willis
7. How _you_ doin’?
8. Never watched it
9. Accounting
10. “Smelly Cat”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/8 "2008-10-13T21:45:34Z")

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I’m gonna sit this one out. I never watched it.

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**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/9 "2008-10-13T21:53:34Z")

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1. Ross
2. Phoebe
3. Rachel
4. Ursula
5. Monica’s & Rachel’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. How _you_ doin’?
8. Sucked
9. Accountant?
10. Smelly Cat

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/10 "2008-10-13T21:53:53Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Chandler
4. Janis
5. Monica and Rachel’s apartment
6. Chrissie Hynde
7. Could you BE any more…
8. Sucked
9. Data analyst
10. Smelly cat

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/11 "2008-10-13T22:02:21Z")

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1. Chandler
2. Joey
3. Phoebe
4. Janice
5. Rachel and Monica’s apartment
6. Elliot Gould
7. ‘How _you_ doin’?’
8. Sucked
9. Advertising writer
10. Smelly Cat
11. Debatable, but he had the fewest moron moments that I can remember.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/12 "2008-10-13T22:05:15Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Phoebe
4. Janice
5. Monica and Rachel’s Place
6. Tom Selleck
7. How _you_ doin’?
8. Poor
9. He’s a…uhhh…transpondster!
10. _Smelly Cat_  
(9: He’s actually an IT procurement manager specializing in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. Kill me for knowing that.)

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/13 "2008-10-13T22:24:10Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Rachel
4. Gunther
5. Ross’s classroom
6. Tom Selleck
7. “How YOU doin’?”
8. Fair
9. Something with computers
10. _Smelly Cat_
11. Book-smart, anyway
12. I’m assuming you meant “besides one of the Friends’ apartments” as well
13. My honest opinion – I watched the show regularly during its run

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/14 "2008-10-13T22:25:14Z")

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1. Who was the smartest of the six?  
Phoebe.

2. Who was the dumbest?  
Joey.

3. Who did you have a secret crush on?  
Phoebe.

4. Name a recurring secondary character.  
Fun Bobby.

5. Name a recurring location other than Central Perk.  
Ugly Naked guy/Ross’s apartment.

6. Name a star who made a guest or cameo appearance (once or as a recurring character).  
Eliot Gould.

7. Name a catchphrase from the series.  
Regina Phalange.

8. Rate the spinoff “Joey”: Terrific, OK, fair, poor, sucked.  
Sucked except for Andrea Anders & Drea de Mateo’s legs.

9. What was Chandler’s job?  
Late in the series, junior copywriter. Early on, a grunt/executive in a job only he understood, but which involved WENUS reports.

10. Name one of Phoebe’s songs.  
The Christmas song she wrote including the other five friends’ names.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/15 "2008-10-13T22:27:06Z")

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The “Friends” TV Feud

1. Monica
2. Phoebe
3. None
4. Marcel the Monkey
5. Joey’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. How YOU doin?
8. Sucked
9. businessman
10. Smelly Cat

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/16 "2008-10-13T22:27:43Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Phoebe
4. Gunther
5. Ross’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. How _you_ doing’?
8. Sucked
9. Transponster
10. Smelly Cat
11. 
  - for oldschool fans, this is the only proper answer.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/17 "2008-10-13T22:34:14Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Rachel
4. Gunther
5. Monica’s & Rachel’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. How you doin’?
8. Sucked
9. Manager
10. Smelly Cat

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/18 "2008-10-13T23:07:35Z")

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1. Ross

2. Joey

3. Joey

4. Gunther

5. Monica and Rachael’s Apt.

6. Tom Selleck

7. How _you_ doin’?

8. Sucked

9. Statistical analysis and data reconfiguration

10. Smelly Cat

11. It’s one of my secret shames

12. I’m not flirting with you, I swear! 😃

13. I admit I googled this one

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/19 "2008-10-13T23:12:38Z")

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It pains me to know that since she’s never watched the show **Rebo** does not know the joy of [Smelly Cat](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETQfuzNGT58). 😃

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-friends-by-elendils-heir-game-over/467780/20 "2008-10-13T23:13:03Z")

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1. Ross
2. Joey
3. Rachel
4. Janice
5. Monica’s apartment
6. Tom Selleck
7. How YOU doin’
8. poor
9. Statistical Analysis and Data Reconfiguration
10. Smelly Cat

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