# The Daily Feud: Gone to the Dogs by Avarie537 \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 5, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635 "2009-02-05T22:39:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/61 "2009-02-06T17:12:44Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> 3: Or however you spell that.

I’ll never forget how to spell that one thanks to Les Nesman!😃

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/62 "2009-02-06T17:25:53Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> I’ll never forget how to spell that one thanks to Les Nesman!😃

…or how to pronounce Chi Chi Rodriguez …or what fartles are…

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/63 "2009-02-06T17:29:18Z")

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Fartles? I must have missed that one!

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/64 "2009-02-06T17:42:50Z")

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1. Doberman
2. Agility
3. Chihuahua
4. drug-sniffing
5. Jack Russell Terrier
6. Fido
7. Princess
8. Snoopy
9. Foxes
10. 16

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1. Not really, nowadays, I guess, but I’m hoping the “Generic name for a dog” pays out.
2. Foxen?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/65 "2009-02-06T18:10:20Z")

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1. German Shepherd
2. Agility
3. Chihuahua
4. drug-sniffing
5. Jack Russell Terrier
6. Jack
7. Maggie
8. Snoopy
9. foxes
10. 16 years

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/66 "2009-02-06T18:15:42Z")

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1. Rottweiler
2. Herding contest
3. Chihuahua
4. Barking to alert business owner of customer
5. Doberman pinscher
6. Duke
7. Lady
8. Pluto
9. Rabbits
10. 15 years

Oh well, I answered just in case this thread had inspired a lot of chatter…

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/67 "2009-02-06T18:25:00Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> Fartles? I must have missed that one!

Someone calls Les ‘Queer’ and a rumor starts that he’s gay. He climbs out on a ledge and as the 'KRP crew tries to talk him down he sends Herb to find out what fartles means. It’s from the ‘To be or not to be’ soliloquy and it looks like I misspelled it.:smack:

> [@](#):
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> When he himself might his quietus make  
> With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,  
> To grunt and sweat under a weary life,

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/68 "2009-02-06T18:39:29Z")

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1. Name a breed of dog that might intimidate you (other than pitbull/Staffordshire terrier).   
**1. Doberman Pinscher 22**

2. Rottweiler 20

3. German Shepherd 7

4. Rhodesian Ridgeback 1

5. Name a competition for dogs (other than plain ol’ beauty/conformation contest).   
**2. Agility 20**

6. Dog racing 11

7. Herding 7

8. Westminster 5

9. Crufts 2

10. Frisbee 2

11. Hunting 1

12. K9 police dog trials 1

13. Obedience 1

14. Name a breed of dog a celebrity might carry with them.   
**3. Chihuahua 44**

15. Poodle 4

16. Yorkshire Terrier 2

17. Name a service a dog might be trained for (other than seeing-eye).   
**4. Drug sniffing 29**

18. K-9 8

19. Bomb sniffing 4

20. Hearing 2

21. Search and rescue 2

22. cadaver dog 1

23. Herding 1

24. Mobility Assistance 1

25. Seizure assistance 1

26. Tracking 1

27. Name a breed of dog named after a person.   
**5. Jack Russell Terrier 31**

28. King Charles Spaniel 7

29. Doberman Pinscher 6

30. St. Bernard 5

31. Yorkshire Terrier 1

32. What’s a common name for a male dog?   
**6. Max 12**

33. Fido 9

34. Spot 9

35. Rex 6

36. Buddy 3

37. Rover 3

38. Spike 3

39. Bastard 1

40. Benji 1

41. Buster 1

42. Butch 1

43. Sparky 1

44. What’s a common name for a female dog?   
**7. Fifi 11**

45. Daisy 7

46. Lady 7

47. Lassie 7

48. Molly 5

49. Lucy 3

50. Princess 3

51. Maggie 2

52. Bitch 1

53. Ginger 1

54. Queenie 1

55. Sally 1

56. trixie 1

57. Name a famous cartoon dog.   
**8. Snoopy 27**

58. Pluto 11

59. Scooby Doo 6

60. Underdog 3

61. Goofy 1

62. Marmaduke 1

63. Odie 1

64. Name something dogs are trained to hunt (other than birds).   
**9. Foxes 34**

65. Rabbits 8

66. Raccoons 6

67. Criminals 1

68. Drugs 1

69. In years, what is a long lifespan for a medium (50 pound) dog?   
**10. 15 35**

70. 12 5

71. 20 3

72. 14 2

73. 16 2

74. 10 1

75. 18 1

76. 9 1

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/69 "2009-02-06T18:47:22Z")

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And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **swampbear**!!! (I think JoeDawg whispered in your ear!) ::flings dog biscuits:: **swampy** got 8/10 top answers. Excellent! Perfect score was 530.00.

Thanks, everyone! Thank you, **Avarie537**! It was fun! (Sorry I screwed up question 2.)

New one up today.  
\*\*1. swampbear 516.00 \*\*  
2. 42fish 512.00  
3. Fretful Porpentine 506.00  
4. criminey.jicket 500.00  
5. astorian 496.00  
6. wheresgeorge04 490.00  
7. Beadalin 462.00  
7. twickster 462.00  
9. ShibbOleth 458.00  
10. Elendil’s Heir 454.00  
11. Cunctator 444.00  
12. Only Mostly Dead 442.00  
13. Sparky812 434.00  
14. Claptree 430.00  
15. NDP 428.00  
16. Sigmagirl 422.00  
16. Aspidistra 422.00  
18. SiXSwordS 420.00  
19. Key Lime Guy 412.00  
20. Monstera deliciosa 402.00  
21. Little Nemo 400.00  
22. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 396.00  
23. critter42 392.00  
24. Sublight 390.00  
25. madmonk28 388.00  
26. pravnik 380.00  
26. 5 time champ 380.00  
28. robardin 378.00  
29. Thudlow Boink 376.00  
30. AuntiePam 372.00  
31. Hockey Monkey 364.00  
31. cmkeller 364.00  
33. winterhawk11 356.00  
34. Hoopy Frood 354.00  
35. Freudian Slit 352.00  
36. 3acresandatruck 350.00  
37. WormTheRed 344.00  
38. Petrobey Mavromihalis 332.00  
39. Mahaloth 318.00  
39. Harmonious Discord 318.00  
41. Gangster Octopus 312.00  
42. Hilarity N. Suze 310.00  
43. notfrommensa 306.00  
44. Avarie537 294.00  
45. gonzomax 282.00  
46. WVmom 276.00  
47. Springtime for Spacers 270.00  
48. Dolores Reborn 264.00  
49. El\_Kabong 262.00  
50. Simmerdown 196.00

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This was a ruff one. My performances are really going to the dogs.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/71 "2009-02-06T19:00:40Z")

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Seventh, not bad – thank god I didn’t go with my first impulse for #9, which was “rats.” 😃

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/72 "2009-02-06T19:05:11Z")

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Ugh, didn’t do very well on that one. I’m a cat person–no idea how long dogs live. Not sure why I glommed onto “raccoons” instead of “foxes,” either. And forgot about Rottweilers and Dobermans.

Uh…yeah. Call me when the Cat Feud shows up. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/73 "2009-02-06T19:23:22Z")

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> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> …or how to pronounce Chi Chi Rodriguez …or what fartles are…

I’m drawing a blank as well…

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/74 "2009-02-06T19:49:51Z")

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Third! Woohoo! My best ever finish!

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/75 "2009-02-06T20:00:06Z")

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> [@Sparky812](#):
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> I’m drawing a blank as well…

..

> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> ..

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/76 "2009-02-06T20:09:59Z")

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I went from 7th last one to 45th this one. What is wrong with these feuds? I can not think of what else it could be. The feuds are flawed. This one more than most. I lost to a frozen Worm. I am avoiding pies like a Space Invaders game.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/77 "2009-02-06T20:49:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1. Name something dogs are trained to hunt (other than birds).   
> **9. Foxes 34**
> 2. Rabbits 8

This appears to very UK centric. No one I know goes on fox hunts, and I know many rabbit hunters.

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**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\
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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> This appears to very UK centric. No one I know goes on fox hunts, and I know many rabbit hunters.

And I’m from the UK and answered racoon instead of fox because I was trying to think like an American, d’oh!

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/79 "2009-02-06T21:21:52Z")

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I got in too late for this one. Probably a good thing. Based on what I would have answered I would have been near the bottome.

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**Post date:** [February 6, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-gone-to-the-dogs-by-avarie537-game-over/484635/80 "2009-02-06T21:41:39Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> This appears to very UK centric. No one I know goes on fox hunts, and I know many rabbit hunters.

But Elmer doesn’t always take his dog along.

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