# The Daily Feud: How Things Go Wrong by Windwalker \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 29, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714 "2008-09-29T15:03:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/21 "2008-09-29T15:52:38Z")

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1. Skiing
2. DUI
3. Being late
4. Fart in an elevator
5. Lust (sleeping with your spouse, etc.)
6. Run them over
7. Whisky dick
8. Joel Schumacher is a tool
9. While whacking off to 'net porn
10. Morphed from a black man to a white woman

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/22 "2008-09-29T15:56:31Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Cellphones
3. Incompetence
4. Arrogance
5. Infidelity
6. Gun
7. Old age
8. Greed
9. Business trip overseas
10. Billy Jean was not his love

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/23 "2008-09-29T15:56:58Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Drunk driving
3. Incompetence
4. Murder someone
5. Over a potential sex partner
6. Car accident
7. Drunkenness
8. Greed
9. End of composing a paper
10. Went insane

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/24 "2008-09-29T16:01:14Z")

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1. Falling off a ladder
2. Drunk driving
3. Stealing from the company
4. Call in a bomb threat
5. Friend is in love with your partner
6. Hunting accident
7. Being drunk
8. Somebody thought it would sell tickets?
9. After you finish a term paper, but before you save it
10. Too famous at too young an age

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/25 "2008-09-29T16:01:50Z")

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1. Name a way to break your leg.
2. Name a reason why a car accident happens.
3. Name a reason for getting fired.
4. Name a way to piss off as many people as possible.
5. Name a reason for being betrayed by a friend.
6. Name a way to accidentally kill someone.
7. Name a reason for not being able to get it up.
8. Explain the existence of the film Batman & Robin.
9. Name an inopportune moment for your computer to die.
10. Explain what happened to Michael Jackson (interpret that as you will!)
11. Skiing
12. talking on cellphone
13. sexual harassment
14. voting republican
15. affair with friends spouse
16. car accident
17. old age
18. profits
19. just before you save spreadsheet
20. vanity

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/26 "2008-09-29T16:08:05Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Inattention
3. Too much internet surfing
4. Talk on your cell phone during a movie
5. Money
6. Hit/run over them with your car
7. Stress
8. There is a Devil and he’s very active in Hollywood
9. Right in the middle of a raid boss fight in WoW
10. His brain was taken over by aliens

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/27 "2008-09-29T16:10:28Z")

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1. Falling down stairs
2. Talking on cellphone
3. Incompetence
4. Witness \*
5. Cheated with your SO
6. Car accident
7. Too tired
8. Repressed homosexuality
9. Middle of unsaved thesis
10. Excessive plastic surgery

- As in, “Have you accepted Jesus as your savior?”

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**Author:** ![bink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@bink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bink)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/28 "2008-09-29T16:12:52Z")

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1. skiing
2. DUI
3. insubordination
4. spamming
5. love triangle
6. car accident
7. excessive drinking
8. I’m afraid I can’t do that
9. Just before a save
10. Too much money, not enough reality.

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/29 "2008-09-29T16:13:48Z")

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1. Name a way to break your leg.

2. Name a reason why a car accident happens.

3. Name a reason for getting fired.

4. Name a way to piss off as many people as possible.

5. Name a reason for being betrayed by a friend.

6. Name a way to accidentally kill someone.

7. Name a reason for not being able to get it up.

8. Explain the existence of the film Batman & Robin.

9. Name an inopportune moment for your computer to die.

10. Explain what happened to Michael Jackson (interpret that as you will!)

11. snow skiing

12. reckless driving

13. unexcused absences

14. send em one of those chain emails

15. jealousy

16. car accident (manslaughter)

17. prostate problems

18. they’re the original ambiguously gay duo, right?

19. just when you’ve finished up an oevre OP for the MMP

20. there is no explanation that would make sense–the boy child is warped.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/30 "2008-09-29T16:14:09Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Not paying attention
3. Surfin NSFW sites
4. Be sloshed at an office party
5. Having a really hot slutty girlfriend
6. Driving in bad conditions
7. Nervousness
8. Hollywood
9. Just when you’re about to press save
10. He turned white

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/31 "2008-09-29T16:14:30Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Not paying attention
3. Being an asshole
4. Be a bad driver
5. Money
6. Car accident
7. Drunk
8. There is none
9. When writing your thesis
10. Fame

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/32 "2008-09-29T16:15:34Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Drunk Driving
3. Incompetence
4. Be a jerk
5. Love
6. Car accident
7. Drunk
8. Money
9. Just before saving an important document
10. He went insane

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**Author:** ![mshar253](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@mshar253](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mshar253)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/33 "2008-09-29T16:53:05Z")

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1. Falling (out of a tree)
2. Cell phones
3. Insubordination
4. Talking in a movie theater
5. Cheats with your significant other
6. Car accident
7. Drugs
8. Studio wanted to make money
9. You’re not through watching “that” video
10. Pedofilia

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/34 "2008-09-29T17:09:01Z")

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1. Fall from a ladder
2. Talking on cellphone
3. Showing up late too often
4. Run for president
5. Lending money
6. Talking on cellphone while driving
7. Picked up ugly chick
8. Drugs in Hollywood
9. Any time
10. All of the above

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/35 "2008-09-29T17:31:03Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Drunk driving
3. Theft
4. Cell phone in a theater
5. Sex with their significant other
6. Car accident
7. Too drunk
8. An attempt to make money
9. Writing your thesis
10. Too much too soon

Joe

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/36 "2008-09-29T17:35:30Z")

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1. Skiing
2. Drinking
3. Not showing up
4. Loud radio
5. Sex
6. Drunk driving
7. Stress
8. The devil
9. Finishing important paper
10. Abused by father

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/37 "2008-09-29T17:42:14Z")

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1. Skiing accident
2. Driver is drunk
3. Excessive absenteeism
4. Hold up a customer line
5. He sleeps with your wife
6. Car accident
7. Partner is insufficiently alluring
8. Producers took lots of drugs
9. Completing tax filing
10. Too much fame too soon
11. At the bank, fast-food restaurant, etc.
12. Or “she sleeps with your boyfriend”, etc.
13. Of course, it’s never _my_ fault… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/38 "2008-09-29T17:44:42Z")

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1. Fall while skiing
2. Speeding
3. Incompetence
4. Express a political difference
5. Lust
6. Allergen in food
7. Too drunk
8. People wanted to see George Clooney in a rubber suit with built-in manipples
9. While finishing a big report for work
10. Really, really bad plastic surgery

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/39 "2008-09-29T17:46:55Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> 1. Fall while skiing
> 2. Speeding
> 3. Incompetence
> 4. Express a political difference
> 5. Lust
> 6. Allergen in food
> 7. Too drunk
> 8. People wanted to see George Clooney in a rubber suit with built-in manipples
> 9. While finishing a big report for work
> 10. Really, really bad plastic surgery

… Um, not sure how you would score #1 (as “falling” or “skiing,” but I propose that we go with whatever would give me the most points, since this one was REALLY hard).

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/40 "2008-09-29T17:49:50Z")

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Delores, you will have your work cut out for you on this one!

1. Ski accident
2. Rain/wet pavement
3. Stealing
4. Become a Nazi
5. Steals your boyfriend/girlfriend
6. Vehicular manslaughter
7. Intoxication
8. Potential profits
9. Important paper due tomorrow
10. Young mind warped by fame

Gosh, half the challenge was getting these to five words or under! That could be a game in and of itself.

1. That’s not really a “reason” … more like a circumstance where someone is betrayed by the friend.

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