# The Daily Feud: How Things Go Wrong by Windwalker \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 29, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714 "2008-09-29T15:03:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/41 "2008-09-29T17:50:47Z")
1. Fall on ice 2. Drunk driving 3. Theft 4. Dis their politics 5. To get your girl(boy)friend 6. Firearm discharge 7. Drunk 8. Profit motive 9. Just before you save 10. He went nuts ---
**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/42 "2008-09-29T17:57:46Z")
1. ski accident 2. drunk driver 3. surplus force 4. insult Dale Earnhardt at the Daytona 500 5. romantic competition 6. drunk driver 7. too drunk 8. money money money 9. before answering re: Life, the Universe & Everything 10. it’s inexplicable ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/43 "2008-09-29T18:06:03Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > 1. Skiing > 2. Inattention > 3. Too much internet surfing > 4. Talk on your cell phone during a movie > 5. Money > 6. Hit/run over them with your car > 7. Stress > 8. There is a Devil and he’s very active in Hollywood > 9. Right in the middle of a raid boss fight in WoW > 10. His brain was taken over by aliens Too many words!!! (Check the OP.) You too, **Tarr** — ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/44 "2008-09-29T18:15:18Z")
1. Skiing 2. Alcohol 3. Misuse of comapny resources 4. Send spam email 5. Love 6. Car accident 7. back goes out 8. Money 9. Giving a presentation for work 10. Never had a normal childhood ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/45 "2008-09-29T18:16:13Z")
1. falling (from a height) 2. Alcohol 3. not productive 4. have a party shut down 5. sleeps with my girlfriend 6. Car accident 7. Alcohol 8. Money 9. finishing a project 10. insanity ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/46 "2008-09-29T18:17:22Z")
Crap, mis-read #7. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/47 "2008-09-29T18:44:50Z")
1. Skiing 2. Ran a red light 3. Stealing 4. Wear strong smelly perfume 5. Something to do with the opposite sex/romantic entanglement 6. Hit with a car 7. Drunk 8. Reefer, and lots of it 9. In the middle of a big project on deadline 10. Aliens ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/48 "2008-09-29T18:46:23Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > [COLOR=Blue] > > 1. Name a way to break your leg. > 2. Name a reason why a car accident happens. > 3. Name a reason for getting fired. > 4. Name a way to piss off as many people as possible. > 5. Name a reason for being betrayed by a friend. > 6. Name a way to accidentally kill someone. > 7. Name a reason for not being able to get it up. > 8. Explain the existence of the film Batman & Robin. > 9. Name an inopportune moment for your computer to die. > 10. Explain what happened to Michael Jackson (interpret that as you will!) 1. Not repaying a loan shark 2. Drunk driver 3. Playing the Feud at work 4. Forwarding chain emails to everyone you know 5. He wants to sleep with your girlfriend 6. Drunk driving 7. Too drunk to fuck 8. Hollywood has no shame 9. Before saving your work 10. Insanity Notes: 4. Bonus points for adding a mere ‘Me too!’ type of response to it first 7. To quote the Dead Kennedys ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/49 "2008-09-29T18:49:07Z")
:o :o Too wordy too! :o :o Sorry, Dolores! ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/50 "2008-09-29T18:50:09Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > 1. To quote the Dead Kennedys This is how I arrived at my answer as well! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/51 "2008-09-29T18:51:44Z")
1. Skiing 2. Distracted drivers 3. Tardiness 4. Stop bathing 5. Friend and S.O. get together 6. Run them over while driving distracted 7. whiskey 8. Lack of Tim Burton 9. Before you print your cover sheet for the TPS reports 10. Janet beat him up too much ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/52 "2008-09-29T19:28:04Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > 1. Not repaying a loan shark > 2. Drunk driver > 3. Playing the Feud at work > 4. Forwarding chain emails to everyone you know > 5. He wants to sleep with your girlfriend > 6. Drunk driving > 7. Too drunk to fuck > 8. Hollywood has no shame > 9. Before saving your work > 10. Insanity Didn’t notice the five-word limit. Re-edited answers: 1. Not repaying a loan shark 2. Drunk driver 3. Playing the Feud at work 4. Forwarding chain emails 5. Sleeps with your boy/girlfriend 6. Drunk driving 7. Too drunk to fuck 8. Hollywood has no shame 9. Before saving your work 10. Insanity ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/53 "2008-09-29T19:28:26Z")
1. Skiing 2. Inattention 3. Lateness 4. Computer virus 5. Jealousy 6. Gas oven - no flame 7. Age 8. World needed more suck 9. Banking transfer 10. Wanted to become Diana Ross ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/54 "2008-09-29T19:36:09Z")
1. Skiing 2. Driving drunk 3. Arguing with boss 4. Email offensive stuff 5. Women 6. Hunting accident 7. Too much alcohol 8. Money 9. When you’re trying to get Daily Fued response in before it hits 50 10. Everyone in his family is crazy ETA: Missed the five word limit. 1. Submitting Feud response in time 2. Everyone in his family’s crazy ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/55 "2008-09-29T19:45:01Z")
1. Skiing 2. DWI 3. Incompetence 4. Hold up traffic 5. Stealing boyfriend/girlfriend 6. Car accident 7. Nervousness 8. Greed 9. Completing a thesis 10. Childhood trauma ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/56 "2008-09-29T19:51:21Z")
1. Skiing 2. Drunk driving 3. Wasting time on SDMB 4. Drunk texting 5. Hooking up with friend’s ex 6. Gun accident 7. Stress 8. Temporary insanity 9. Big paper due, not saved 10. Child abuse ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/57 "2008-09-29T19:56:10Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > 1. Skiing > 2. Not paying attention > 3. Surfin NSFW sites > 4. Be sloshed at an office party > 5. Having a really hot slutty girlfriend > 6. Driving in bad conditions > 7. Nervousness > 8. Hollywood > 9. Just when you’re about to press save > 10. He turned white Missed the 5 word limit: 4: Being sloshed at a party 5: Having a hot slutty girlfriend 9: Before you press save ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/58 "2008-09-29T20:10:37Z")
After a _very_ quick count, **N. Sane** is #47. I’m gonna go score this bitch. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/59 "2008-09-29T20:19:03Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > 1. Skiing > 2. DUI > 3. Being late > 4. Fart in an elevator > 5. Lust (sleeping with your spouse, etc.) > 6. Run them over > 7. Whisky dick > 8. Joel Schumacher is a tool > 9. While whacking off to 'net porn > 10. Morphed from a black man to a white woman Didn’t notice the limit. Make #9 “while whacking off to porn” and #10 “black man to white woman”. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714/60 "2008-09-29T21:13:31Z")
1. Fall out of a tree 2. Operator error 3. Absenteeism 4. Play Bagpipes at three AM 5. A woman 6. Operator error (in a car) 7. High blood pressure 8. Greed & stupidity 9. When I’m on the Dope 10. He was kidnapped by Aliens All answers five words or fewer! 11. Drunk driving, failing to see opposing traffic, trying to drive through trees, mistaking the gas for the brake… 12. I was going to make a comment about playing a CD of bagpipes at full volume at three AM, but I figured marching down Park Ave at three AM would do it even better. 13. Or a man, if that’s the interest that you and your former best friend share 14. Well, it’s that or shooting someone with an empty gun 15. Don’t ask why I know this 16. Does Hollywood need any other reason for any bomb? 17. I do not care to explain just when the kidnapping took place. I hope I squeaked in. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-how-things-go-wrong-by-windwalker-game-over/465714.md?page=4)