# The Daily Feud: Jokes'R'Us by Scarlett67 \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861 "2008-11-03T14:35:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/1 "2008-11-03T14:35:15Z")

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**DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS**

**Object of the game: Try to think of the most popular answer,** to get the most people matching you. Google is allowed, if you desire. Only answers that are “serious” will be scored. Joke answers will not be considered, as it is not fair to other players.

Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

If any of you have ideas for Feuds -_and would like me to score them_- PM me and I’ll get you on The List.

_ **FORMATTING OF ANSWERS IS IMPORTANT!** _

**Write your answers like this** ; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks.  
JUST LIKE THIS:

**1. answer \<\<—There is a space after the period!  
2. response  
3. rejoinder**

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at **4:00 PM Central** on Tuesday, 11/04/08 whichever comes first.

Good luck!

1. Fill in the blank: A \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ walks into a bar . . .
2. Name a prop used by a clown.
3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke.
4. Name a bad stand-up comic.
5. Name something associated with a jester.
6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges.
7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers.
8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad.
9. Name a Shakespeare comedy.
10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/2 "2008-11-03T14:43:35Z")

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1. Guy
2. Squirty flower
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
4. Gilbert Gottfried
5. Jester hat
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger
9. Much Ado About Nothing
10. Whoopi Goldberg

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/3 "2008-11-03T14:52:42Z")

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1. Priest
2. Pie
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. Howie Mandel
5. The funny hat
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Wiggling ears
9. Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Jim Carrey

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/4 "2008-11-03T14:54:33Z")

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1. Guy
2. Squirting flower
3. Orange you glad to see me?
4. Andrew Dice Clay
5. Funny hat
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger!
9. Much Ado About Nothing
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/5 "2008-11-03T14:55:19Z")

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1. Man
2. Pie
3. Mooooooo!
4. Carrot Top
5. Mime (little head on stick)
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger
9. Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/6 "2008-11-03T14:55:24Z")

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1. Guy
2. squirting flower
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. Carrot Top
5. 3-corner hat with bells
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Farting with your underarm
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Robin Williams

Joe

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**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/7 "2008-11-03T14:55:48Z")

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1. Fill in the blank: A \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ walks into a bar . . .

2. Name a prop used by a clown.

3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke.

4. Name a bad stand-up comic.

5. Name something associated with a jester.

6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges.

7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers.

8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad.

9. Name a Shakespeare comedy.

10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor.

11. man

12. seltzer bottle

13. Boo hoo hoo

14. no idea

15. jingle bells

16. Curly

17. Harpo

18. cat’s cradle

19. As you Like it

20. Billy Crystal

re #3: Knock knock … who’s there? Boo … Boo Who? Boo hoo hoo! 😛  
I have absolutely no idea on who is a bad stand up comic, though.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/8 "2008-11-03T14:56:04Z")

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Dammit - I said #3 wrong. Banana is what I meant.

I never could tell a frickin’ joke. ☹

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/9 "2008-11-03T14:57:06Z")

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1. Priest
2. Floppy shoes
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana?
4. Carrot Top
5. Three pointed cap
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Pulling your thumb off
9. Taming of the Shrew
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/10 "2008-11-03T14:57:56Z")

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1. Rope

2. flower that squirts water

3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana

4. Carlos Mencia

5. The three pointed hat thing

6. Curly

7. Harpo

8. Pull My Finger

9. Much Ado About nothing

10. Jamie Foxx

11. Well not bad so much as a thief.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/11 "2008-11-03T14:59:12Z")

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> [@tarragon918](#):
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> re #3: Knock knock … who’s there? Boo … Boo Who? Boo hoo hoo! 😛

I’ve always heard the punchline of that one as ‘Don’t cry, it’s only a joke.’

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/12 "2008-11-03T15:01:35Z")

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1. Guy
2. Flower that squirts water
3. MOOOOOO!
4. Carrot Top
5. Bells
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Tearing a phone book in half
9. As You Like It
10. Jim Carrey

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**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/13 "2008-11-03T15:03:07Z")

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1. Guy
2. Balloon
3. Mooo!
4. Carrot Top
5. Multi-point Hat
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Got your nose
9. Midsummernight’s Dream
10. Tom Hanks

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/14 "2008-11-03T15:04:46Z")

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1. priest, a minister and a rabbi
2. pie
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. Gallagher
5. Hat with bells on it
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. The thumb trick
9. The Comedy of Errors
10. Robin Williams

Notes:  
8. You know, where it looks like you’re pulling off the end of your thumb, but you’re just moving the other thumb

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/15 "2008-11-03T15:16:01Z")

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1. man
2. Red nose
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. Henny Youngman
5. Jester hat
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger
9. As You Like It
10. Steve Martin

Thanks for changing the title, **Rebo** – yours is way better! 🙂

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/16 "2008-11-03T15:20:59Z")

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1. Fill in the blank: A \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ walks into a bar . . .

2. Name a prop used by a clown.

3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke.

4. Name a bad stand-up comic.

5. Name something associated with a jester.

6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges.

7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers.

8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad.

9. Name a Shakespeare comedy.

10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor.

11. Man

12. cream pie

13. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana

14. Gilbert Gottfried

15. funny hat

16. Curly

17. Harpo

18. wiggle ears

19. Much Ado About Nothing

20. Jim Carrey

21. My dad can wiggle his ears, but I can’t, but other than I couldn’t think of a goofy trick he might have taught me.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/17 "2008-11-03T15:25:26Z")

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Jesus, I knew I should have gone with Much Ado…

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/18 "2008-11-03T15:30:53Z")

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1. Man
2. Squirty lapel flower
3. Mooo!
4. Gallagher
5. Funny hat with bells
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Amputed thumb trick
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Jim Carrey (respected is a stretch)

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/19 "2008-11-03T15:34:35Z")

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1. Man
2. Lapel flower water squiter
3. Pass
4. Henny Youngman
5. Pointy shoes
6. Harpo
7. Pull my finger
8. Much Ado About Nothing
9. Tom Hanks

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/20 "2008-11-03T15:34:51Z")

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1. horse
2. seltzer bottle
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
4. Joe Piscopo
5. The hat with the bells on it
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. wiggling your ears
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Bill Murray

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