# The Daily Feud: Jokes'R'Us by Scarlett67 \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861 "2008-11-03T14:35:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/21 "2008-11-03T15:35:51Z")

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1. Curly

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/22 "2008-11-03T15:36:43Z")

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1. Man
2. Red nose
3. Orange you glad you came-a-knockin’?
4. Eddie Murphy
5. The funny hat with bells on
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Armpitfarts
9. The Merchant of Venics
10. Jim Carrey

4: I never liked him  
10: He should be well respected by now, considering the non-slapstick movies he’s made.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/23 "2008-11-03T15:37:59Z")

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1. grasshopper
2. cream pie
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana”?
4. The Unknown Comic
5. hat with bells
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. “Got your nose!”
9. As You Like It
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/24 "2008-11-03T15:42:27Z")

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1. Duck
2. red rubber nose
3. Moo
4. Bobcat Goldthwait
5. Silly hat
6. curly
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/25 "2008-11-03T15:50:59Z")

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1. Man
2. Horn
3. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange?
4. Bob Saget
5. Hat with bells on it
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Making fart noises with armpit
9. As You Like It
10. Tom Hanks

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/26 "2008-11-03T15:52:13Z")

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1. Man
2. Squirting flower
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.
4. Carlos Mencia
5. Harlequin Outfit
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. How to pull your thumb off
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/27 "2008-11-03T15:52:42Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
>
> Thanks for changing the title, **Rebo** – yours is way better! 🙂

I’m glad you think it’s ok! 🙂  
I’ve been doing this on many Feuds, because I preface all the feuds with “The Daily Feud” and saying “The \_\_\_ Feud by So-and-so” gets redundant.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/28 "2008-11-03T15:57:42Z")

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1. horse
2. pie
3. MOOOO
4. Robin Williams
5. hat
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. curling your tongue
9. As You Like It
10. Jim Carey

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**Author:** ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/29 "2008-11-03T15:58:37Z")

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1. man
2. red nose
3. orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. the unknown comic
5. bells
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. wiggle your ears
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Richard Belzer

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/30 "2008-11-03T16:00:06Z")

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1. Man
2. Horn
3. Andy bit me again
4. Carrot Top
5. Harlequin mask
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. “Pull my finger” farting
9. _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_
10. Tom Hanks

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/31 "2008-11-03T16:04:40Z")

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1. horse
2. balloon
3. moo
4. Carrottop
5. multiple pointy hat
6. Curly
7. harpo
8. fart noise uner the armpit
9. A Midsummers night dream
10. Tom Hanks

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/32 "2008-11-03T16:15:11Z")

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1. Guy
2. Red nose
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
4. Carrot Top
5. Bells on a stick
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger
9. Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/33 "2008-11-03T16:16:23Z")

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1. Guy
2. Giant shoes
3. Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning
4. Fozzie Bear
5. Hat
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Pull my finger
9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Jaime Foxx

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/34 "2008-11-03T16:34:44Z")

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1. Man
2. Seltzer bottle
3. “orange you glad I didn’t say banana”
4. “The Unknown Comic”
5. Jingle bell hat
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. “Pull my finger”
9. The Taming of the Shrew
10. Steve Martin

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/35 "2008-11-03T16:39:35Z")

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1. Grasshopper
2. Seltzer bottle
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
4. Yakov Smirnoff
5. Funny hat
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. Got your nose
9. Midsummer Night’s Dream
10. Billy Crystal

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/36 "2008-11-03T16:41:18Z")

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1. man
2. seltzer bottle
3. Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana
4. Yakov Smirnoff
5. jester hat
6. Curly
7. Harpo
8. “pull my finger”
9. Much Ado About Nothing
10. Tom Hanks

## Comments:

1. I’ll kick myself if “horse” is the better answer. It’s funny, but I went for boring and popular instead.
2. Again resisted the temptation to go for the funny. Funnier answer: MOOOOOOO!
3. I just know Gilbert Gottfried’s gonna get lots of votes, but I can’t bear to be one of them. I love you, Gilbert!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/37 "2008-11-03T16:41:40Z")

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1. Horse
2. Horn
3. Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning
4. Carrot Top
5. Curly toed shoes
6. Larry
7. Harpo
8. Pratfall
9. A Midsummer’s Night Dream
10. Steve Martin

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/38 "2008-11-03T16:43:30Z")

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darn you, Carrot Top! Why didn’t I think of him!

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/39 "2008-11-03T16:45:17Z")

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1. Duck
2. Horn
3. orange you glad to see me
4. Carlos Mencia
5. weird hat
6. curley
7. harpo
8. pull my finger
9. as You Like it
10. Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/40 "2008-11-03T17:06:11Z")

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**Gonzomax** , I love you! You screwed up the punchline, too!

:: happy dance::

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