# The Daily Feud: Jokes'R'Us by Scarlett67 \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861 "2008-11-03T14:35:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/41 "2008-11-03T17:08:39Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > darn you, Carrot Top! Why didn’t I think of him! Damnit, I thought for sure there’d be more hate for Gilbert Gottfried. That VOICE! ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/42 "2008-11-03T17:32:05Z")
> [@gonzoron](#): > > 1. I’ll kick myself if “horse” is the better answer. It’s funny, but I went for boring and popular instead. That’s actually the opener for my favorite joke (". . . and the bartender says, “Say, fella, why the long face?”), but I went with the obvious one too. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/43 "2008-11-03T17:57:54Z")
1. Guy 2. Squirting flower 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 4. Bill Maher 5. Hat with bells 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Pull a coin from behind the ear 9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream 10. Steve Martin ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/44 "2008-11-03T18:00:47Z")
1. Priest 2. Seltzer bottle\* 3. “Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’?” 4. Gilbert Gottfried 5. The hat with points and bells 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. “Pull my finger” 9. _All’s Well That Ends Well_ 10. Robin Williams\*\* - “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.” 🙂 \*\*Not sure I’d quite say “respected,” but he’s the only one I could think of. I’m sure I’ll go “d’oh!” as soon as I see the other responses. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/45 "2008-11-03T18:20:14Z")
1. Pirate 2. Big shoes 3. Sam and Janet evening 4. Carrot Top 5. Belled cap 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Stealing your nose 9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream 10. Robin Williams ETA: Dammit! I had squirting flower for #2 and changed it! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/46 "2008-11-03T18:25:09Z")
1. Horse 2. Squirting flower 3. Moooooo 4. Dane Cook 5. The hat with the jangly balls 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Pull my finger 9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chockfullofheadygoodness/32/511_2.png) [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/47 "2008-11-03T19:08:56Z")
1. priest 2. seltzer bottle 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 4. Carlos Mencia 5. Hat with bells 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Pull my finger 9. Taming of the Shrew 10. Bill Murray ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/48 "2008-11-03T19:09:26Z")
1. Horse 2. Large shoes 3. “Don’t cry!” 4. Carrot Top 5. Cap 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Making a pencil “turn into” rubber 9. _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_ 10. Robin Williams 11. … and is asked, “Why the long face?” 12. To the question “Boo who?” 13. Far from the worst out there, but he gets a lot of hate 14. Sometimes spelled “Curley” 15. I’ll kick myself if Gummo is the most popular answer 16. My dad, anyway ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/49 "2008-11-03T19:15:53Z")
1. guy 2. Horn 3. Why is the cow crying? 4. Don Rickles 5. His hat 6. Larry 7. Harpo 8. Armpit noises 9. Twelfth Night 10. Robin Williams #3 Moo Moo hoo? ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/50 "2008-11-03T19:41:11Z")
1. rabbi 2. pie 3 Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 3. Carlos Mencia 4. Hat with bells 5. Curly 6. Harpo 7. Pull my finger 8. Much Ado about nothing 9. Steve Martin ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/51 "2008-11-03T19:43:53Z")
1. man 2. squirt bottle 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana 4. The Unknown Comic 5. Goofy three pointed hat 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Under arm farts 9. Midsummer Night’s Dream 10. Tom Hanks ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/52 "2008-11-03T20:08:37Z")
1. Priest 2. Pie 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 4. Sarah Silverman 5. Hat 6. Larry 7. Chico 8. Lighting your farts 9. Taming of the Shrew 10. Jim Carrey ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/53 "2008-11-03T20:13:13Z")
> [@winterhawk11](#): > > 1. Robin Williams\*\* > \*\*Not sure I’d quite say “respected,” but he’s the only one I could think of. I’m sure I’ll go “d’oh!” as soon as I see the other responses. Surely an Oscar counts as “respect” of a sort? ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/54 "2008-11-03T20:28:34Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Surely an Oscar counts as “respect” of a sort? Oh, don’t get me wrong–I like him just fine. It’s just that I was sure there had to be somebody else out there that everybody else would pick. I see now that I might not have been as correct as I thought I was. ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/55 "2008-11-03T20:30:23Z")
1. Fill in the blank: A \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ walks into a bar . . . 2. Name a prop used by a clown. 3. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke. 4. Name a bad stand-up comic. 5. Name something associated with a jester. 6. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges. 7. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers. 8. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad. 9. Name a Shakespeare comedy. 10. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor. 11. man 12. neverending scarf in pocket 13. Moo 14. Sarah Silverman 15. king’s/queen’s court 16. Larry 17. Harpo 18. pinch nose/thumb 19. Much Ado About Nothing 20. Chris Rock ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/56 "2008-11-03T20:31:36Z")
Oops…never mind. Nothing to see here. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/57 "2008-11-03T20:48:59Z")
1. Priest 2. Seltzer Bottle 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 4. Dane Cook 5. Curled shoes 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Wiggling your ears 9. Much Ado About Nothing 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/58 "2008-11-03T20:56:05Z")
What are we at now? I counted 44 submitted. Is that right? ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/59 "2008-11-03T20:57:48Z")
> [@Scarlett67](#): > > That’s actually the opener for my favorite joke (". . . and the bartender says, “Say, fella, why the long face?”), but I went with the obvious one too. yup, exactly the one I was thinking of. Not may favorite joke,\* but maybe my favorite, “a \_\_\_ walks into a bar” joke. \*The honor goes to “What’s brown and sticky?” A stick! ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/60 "2008-11-03T21:00:30Z")
I’m surprised at the lack of love for Jim Carrey. **The Truman Show** and **Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind** are two great, well-respected movies, and he helped carry them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861.md?page=4)