# The Daily Feud: Jokes'R'Us by Scarlett67 \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861 "2008-11-03T14:35:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/61 "2008-11-03T21:01:43Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > What are we at now? I counted 44 submitted. Is that right? Correct, you’re #44. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/62 "2008-11-03T21:08:54Z")
1. Man 2. Bicycle horn 3. “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” 4. Fozzie Bear 5. A silly hat 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Armpit noises 9. “As You Like It” 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/63 "2008-11-03T21:24:23Z")
1. priest, a rabbi, and a minister 2. squirting flower 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘banana’? 4. Dane Cook 5. tri-pointed hat with jingling bells 6. Larry 7. Harpo 8. “I got your nose!!” 9. A Midsummernight’s Dream 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/64 "2008-11-03T21:27:03Z")
> [@Windwalker](#): > > I’m surprised at the lack of love for Jim Carrey. **The Truman Show** and **Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind** are two great, well-respected movies, and he helped carry them. Well I’m with you Jim Carrey. What surprises me the most is that Tom Hanks apparently used to do stand-up. When was that? ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/65 "2008-11-03T21:42:03Z")
I’m sure to be too late, but just in case . . . 1. Guy 2. Soda siphon 3. Don’t cry! 4. Carrot Top 5. Motley 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Tongue curling 9. _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_ 10. Robin Williams 11. “A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down the pants.” ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/66 "2008-11-03T21:48:04Z")
What’s the knock knock joke that ends with “Moo?” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/67 "2008-11-03T21:53:05Z")
1. Man 2. Seltzer Bottle 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana! 4. Carrot Top 5. Jester’s Hat 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Armpit Noises 9. A Midsummer’s Night Dream 10. Robin Williams 11. My father thought all his sons should learn that. Sis got jealous so he taught her too! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/68 "2008-11-03T21:53:09Z")
> [@This\_ll\_Do](#): > > 1. Motley What does “motley” mean (in this context?) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/69 "2008-11-03T21:54:06Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > What’s the knock knock joke that ends with “Moo?” Always happy to oblige. Knock Knock! Who’s There! Interrupting cow! Interr… MOO! Cracks me up just to type it out! 😃 ETA: **Rebo** a “motley” is a fool’s cap. Of course while I was answerin’ the feud I couldn’t think of fool’s cap. I am a fount of knowledge today! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/70 "2008-11-03T21:56:47Z")
Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![This\_ll\_Do](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/this_ll_do/32/3023_2.png) [@This\_ll\_Do](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_ll_Do)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/71 "2008-11-03T22:19:11Z")
Motley is the patchwork fabric pattern of the clothes worn by a jester, fool or harlequin. The hat, or cap ‘n’ bells, was also in the motley pattern. The entire costume, including the hat, came to be referred to as “motley.” When writing my answer, I was thinking of the entire costume, not merely the cap ‘n’ bells. So you could choose to score me along with **Hoopy Frood** for naming the whole costume, or put us both in with the hat crowd. Your call, Feudmaster! I thought sure “motley” would be a conch. \ Too much Shakespeare and Tudor scholarship; it’s _done something_ to me. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/72 "2008-11-03T22:25:31Z")
1. Priest 2. Bicycle horn 3. MOO! 4. Carrot Top 5. Hat 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Armpit farts 9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/73 "2008-11-03T22:28:59Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > What surprises me the most is that Tom Hanks apparently used to do stand-up. When was that? As far as I know, he never aspired to be a career stand-up comic, but he did study and practice the art while preparing for his role in the film [_Punchline_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095927/trivia). Interesting snippet from the linked page: > [@](#): > > One night, a young, up-and-coming Chris Rock shared a set with Hanks, and has stated since that Hanks was the funniest stand-up he had ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/74 "2008-11-03T22:41:52Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > As far as I know, he never aspired to be a career stand-up comic, but he did study and practice the art while preparing for his role in the film [_Punchline_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095927/trivia). That’s just way cool! And it takes the Dope for that many people to think of him as a stand-up who made it big 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2008, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/75 "2008-11-03T22:51:46Z")
I was hoping to get this finished by 5:00, but **Beadalin** is only #49. I’ll have to score it in the morning. Can someone report the game to be over when we get 50? Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/76 "2008-11-04T00:41:51Z")
1. Horse 2. big red nose 3. moo 4. Rosie O’Donnell 5. Jester’s Cap 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Got your nose 9. Much Ado About Nothing 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/77 "2008-11-04T00:48:58Z")
1. Priest 2. Seltzer bottle 3. “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?” 4. Gallagher 5. Cap and bells 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. “Pull my finger” 9. Much Ado About Nothing 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/78 "2008-11-04T00:53:07Z")
1. guy 2. balloon 3. orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 4. Carlos Mencia 5. three-cornered hat 6. curly 7. harpo 8. I got your nose 9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/79 "2008-11-04T01:15:05Z")
**Justin Credible** was fifty. I reported the thread, so hopefully a moderator will add “Game Over” to the title soon. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/80 "2008-11-04T01:18:16Z")
Oh, I reported it, too. I forgot to mention that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861.md?page=5)