# The Daily Feud: Jokes'R'Us by Scarlett67 \[Game Over\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 3, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861 "2008-11-03T14:35:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/81 "2008-11-04T01:51:58Z")
1. man 2. horn 3. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say knock knock 4. gary chandler 5. balls 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. I got your nose 9. A Midsummer Nights Dream 10. George Lopez Even though you won’t count me I can just assign myself last place. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/82 "2008-11-04T02:14:17Z")
1. Man 2. Pie 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 4. Dane Cook 5. That weird hat, with the pointy things, and the bells 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Fart noise under the arm 9. Taming of the Shrew 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/83 "2008-11-04T03:06:01Z")
Time for my favorite knock knock joke: Knock Knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Now you say “Control freak, who?” Now if the mark answers, they already didn’t get it. It’s amusing watching people try to figure that one out. Some people get it right away. They’re usually the ones who find it funny. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/84 "2008-11-04T03:10:27Z")
1. Man 2. Horn 3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana 4. Rita Rudner 5. Bells 6. Larry 7. Harpo 8. Arm farts 9. Taming of the shrew 10. Steve Martin SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/85 "2008-11-04T03:28:15Z")
1. guy 2. horn 3. Moo! 4. Carrot Top 5. cap 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. Got your nose 9. Merchant of Venice 10. Steve Martin ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/86 "2008-11-04T03:38:28Z")
1. priest 2. squirting flower 3. don’t cry, the either bunny will be back next year 4. Henny Youngman 5. Cap with bells 6. Larry 7. Harpo 8. “Pull my finger” 9. Midsummer’s Night Dream 10. Robin Williams ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/87 "2008-11-04T13:35:32Z")
1. Fill in the blank: A \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ walks into a bar… **1. Guy/Man 27** 2. horse 7 3. Priest 7 4. Duck 2 5. grasshopper 2 6. Priest, a rabbi, and a minister 2 7. Pirate 1 8. rabbi 1 9. Rope 1 10. Name a prop used by a clown. \*\*2. Seltzer bottle 11 11. Squirting flower 11\*\* 12. Pie 8 13. Horn 7 14. Red nose 6 15. Big floppy shoes 4 16. Balloon 2 17. Neverending scarf in pocket 1 18. Give the punchline to a knock-knock joke. **3. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? 26** 19. Moo! 11 20. Don’t cry! 2 21. Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning 2 22. Orange you glad to see me? 2 23. Andy bit me again 1 24. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange? 1 25. Boo hoo hoo 1 26. Orange you glad you came-a-knockin’? 1 27. Pass 1 28. Sam and Janet evening 1 29. Why is the cow crying? 1 30. Name a bad stand-up comic. **4. Carrot Top 14** 31. Carlos Mencia 5 32. The Unknown Comic 4 33. Dane Cook 3 34. Gilbert Gottfried 3 35. Fozzie Bear 2 36. Gallagher 2 37. Henny Youngman 2 38. Sarah Silverman 2 39. Yakov Smirnoff 2 40. Andrew Dice Clay 1 41. Bill Maher 1 42. Bob Saget 1 43. Bobcat Goldthwait 1 44. Don Rickles 1 45. Eddie Murphy 1 46. Howie Mandel 1 47. Joe Piscopo 1 48. no idea 1 49. Robin Williams 1 50. Rosie O’Donnell 1 51. Name something associated with a jester. **5. Funny hat with bells 39** 52. Bells 4 53. Curly toed shoes 3 54. Harlequin mask/outfit 2 55. king’s/queen’s court 1 56. Mime (little head on stick) 1 57. Other than Moe, name one of the Three Stooges. **6. Curly 37** 58. Larry 13 59. Other than Groucho, name one of the Marx Brothers. **7. Harpo 49** 60. Chico 1 61. Name a goofy physical trick you might learn from your dad. **8. Pull my finger 17** 62. Armpit farts 9 63. Got your nose! 7 64. Wiggling your ears 5 65. The removable thumb trick 4 66. curling your tongue 2 67. cat’s cradle 1 68. Lighting your farts 1 69. Making a pencil “turn into” rubber 1 70. Pratfall 1 71. Pull a coin from behind the ear 1 72. Tearing a phone book in half 1 73. Name a Shakespeare comedy. **9. A Midsummer Night’s Dream 24** 74. Much Ado About Nothing 10 75. As you Like it 8 76. The Taming of the Shrew 4 77. All’s Well That Ends Well 1 78. The Comedy of Errors 1 79. The Merchant of Venics 1 80. Twelfth Night 1 81. Name someone who started out as a comic but is now a respected actor. **10. Robin Williams 22** 82. Jim Carrey 7 83. Tom Hanks 7 84. Steve Martin 5 85. Bill Murray 2 86. Billy Crystal 2 87. Jamie Foxx 2 88. Chris Rock 1 89. Richard Belzer 1 90. Whoopi Goldberg 1 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/88 "2008-11-04T13:44:51Z")
And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **Swampbear**! Congratulations! **splat** (Pie in the face!) 😃 Back to back winner! **Swampy** got 9/10 right. Way to go! Perfect was 532.00. Thanks everyone! Thanks **Scarlett67** for a very funny Feud! Stay tuned, Feudies… \*\*1. swampbear 516.00 \*\* 2. wheresgeorge04 468.00 3. ShibbOleth 466.00 4. This’ll Do 454.00 5. Sigmagirl 452.00 5. RickJay 452.00 7. gonzoron 450.00 8. Mullinator 440.00 9. Freudian Slit 438.00 9. Beadalin 438.00 11. Fiddle Peghead 436.00 12. Dolores Reborn 428.00 13. notfrommensa 422.00 13. brewha 422.00 15. winterhawk11 422.00 16. tdn 418.00 17. MadTheSwine 414.00 17. Hoopy Frood 414.00 19. Tengu 412.00 20. cmkeller 404.00 20. Thudlow Boink 404.00 22. MsWhatsit 400.00 23. Gangster Octopus 398.00 23. Little Nemo 398.00 25. Sternvogel 396.00 26. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 394.00 27. drm 392.00 27. Biffy the Elephant Shrew 392.00 27. Taber 392.00 27. anyrose 392.00 31. Ellen Cherry 390.00 32. Paintcharge 386.00 33. Scarlett67 384.00 34. 42fish 378.00 35. gonzomax 376.00 35. Justin Credible 376.00 37. OtakuLoki 368.00 38. HongKongFooey 366.00 39. 3acresandatruck 364.00 40. pravnik 358.00 41. Mahaloth 346.00 42. Baker 332.00 43. jali 326.00 44. WormTheRed 300.00 45. El\_Kabong 288.00 45. Ethilrist 288.00 47. tarragon918 276.00 48. MissTake 248.00 49. criminey.jicket 238.00 50. Windwalker 212.00 ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/89 "2008-11-04T13:53:17Z")
Stupid jokers not knowing what’s funny… _grumble, grumble_ Nobody knows what’s funny except me… _grumble, grumble_ At least I get to use the pies properly after this one 🙂 _prepares the pie-catapult for shooting them all upstairs_ ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/90 "2008-11-04T14:28:47Z")
Who the HELL is Carlos Mencia? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/91 "2008-11-04T14:43:10Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Who the HELL is Carlos Mencia? [The Mind of Mencia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mind_of_Mencia) ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/92 "2008-11-04T17:32:24Z")
Wow, didn’t expect to do so well. #7!!! Woot! But more people put Carlos Mencia than Gilbert Gottfried? Can he really be finally getting some respect? “This air conditioner hits me right on the back of the neck…” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/93 "2008-11-04T17:35:30Z")
1. Horse 2. Big Shoes 3. Moo! 4. Andrew “Dice” Clay 5. Jesters hat 6. Curly 7. Harpo 8. The thumb seperation magic trick 9. Much Ado About Nothing 10. Tom Hanks 10- I don’t know if he was ever a comic- but certainly a comedic actor ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/94 "2008-11-04T17:38:06Z")
338- I would have done awful! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/95 "2008-11-04T17:46:04Z")
What in the hell am I doing up in the top three instead of the bottom three? I demand a recount! ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/96 "2008-11-04T18:17:36Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > What in the hell am I doing up in the top three instead of the bottom three? I demand a recount! … SPLAT _in your face!_ Ha! My pie-catapult worked 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/97 "2008-11-04T18:31:29Z")
All is well Otaki and the Worm far behind. The planets are aligned properly once again. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/98 "2008-11-04T19:24:08Z")
> [@gonzomax](#): > > All is well Otaki and the Worm far behind. The planets are aligned properly once again. You want me to load the catapult again 😛 ---
**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/99 "2008-11-04T19:30:48Z")
I take my second-to-last placement as a hint that I need more humour in my life. :o ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861/100 "2008-11-04T20:37:26Z")
Although I said Carrot Top (and, boy, am I glad I did), I concur with the people who chose the Unknown Comic…Carrot Top is just unfunny…Ol’ Bag-face is painfully so…even with that being part of his shtick, it’s just not worth it. \>\_\> [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-jokesrus-by-scarlett67-game-over/470861.md?page=6)