# The Daily Feud: Royalty by Elendil's Heir \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 29, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472 "2009-01-29T00:56:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/61 "2009-01-30T02:54:43Z")

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**I was number 49.** We need one more.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/62 "2009-01-30T03:12:02Z")

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1. Elizabeth I
2. Henry VII
3. France
4. Money
5. Money
6. Crown
7. Killer Queen
8. King Ralph
9. Prince
10. Mad

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/63 "2009-01-30T03:21:15Z")

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I didn’t actually read the instructions properly and just posted what first came to mind. Then I started reading other people’s answers and thought how unoriginal mine were. Took me a bit to realise that’s the object of the game. 😃

1. I wouldn’t necessarily say she was good, but she was called Good Queen Bess.
2. I wouldn’t necessarily have thought of him if it weren’t for answer 1.
3. Well, duh! (Some monarchs do have to pay taxes, btw, including the British Queen)
4. I meant to post palace. ☹ Castles are made of stone, draughty, have small doorways, and all in all, were built for war, not living.
5. Took me a while to think of one - and _this_ is what I come up with?
6. Not a job title, but there aren’t that many. Knight? Butler? Valet? Manservant? The most common one these days would be bodyguard.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/64 "2009-01-30T03:39:26Z")

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> [@criminey.jicket](#):
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> **I was number 49.** We need one more.

Actually, you were #48. We still need one more, but I’m starting the scores. It’s been a really long day, and I might not finish until tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/65 "2009-01-30T04:29:33Z")

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> [@bibliophage](#):
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> 1. Queen Victoria
> 2. hump, hump, hump

That’s just Richard III.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/66 "2009-01-30T04:32:54Z")

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Don’t know if I got in under the wire

1. Elizabeth I of England
2. Ivan the Terrible
3. France
4. Don’t have a boss
5. Palace
6. Crown
7. King of the Road
8. The Lion King
9. Jester
10. Mad

(Well, they made a movie called _The Madness of King George III_)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/67 "2009-01-30T06:14:24Z")

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Yes, I think I’ve heard of it…

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/68 "2009-01-30T08:03:39Z")

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> [@scifisam2009](#):
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> Castles are made of stone, draughty, have small doorways, and all in all, were built for war, not living.

[Like the Loire valley castles](http://pagesperso-orange.fr/guillonniere/loirevalley/loire-valley-castles.htm), for instance?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/69 "2009-01-30T14:26:08Z")

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Or Windsor Castle? [http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=windsor+castle&gbv=2](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=windsor+castle&gbv=2)

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/70 "2009-01-30T14:47:15Z")

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Palaces are not as cold and drafty as castles.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/71 "2009-01-30T14:49:01Z")

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The way I see it is if I’m King, they’ll be war so I’ll have need for a good castle.  
All you living in Suburbia take note! LOL

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/72 "2009-01-30T15:22:25Z")

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1. Name a good monarch from history.   
**1. Elizabeth I 27**

2. Queen Victoria 8

3. Richard the Lionheart 4

4. Good King Wenceslas 3

5. Cesar Augustus 1

6. Charlemagne 1

7. Frederick the Great 1

8. Juan Carlos 1

9. King Albert I (Belgium) 1

10. King Arthur 1

11. King David of ancient Israel 1

12. Louis IX of France (Saint Louis) 1

13. Name a bad monarch from history.   
**2. Ivan the Terrible 19**

14. Henry VIII 11

15. Vlad the Impaler 4

16. George III 3

17. Richard III 3

18. Caligula 2

19. John of England 2

20. Louis XVI 2

21. Mary I of England 2

22. Henry VII 1

23. King John 1

24. Name a country that used to be, but is no longer, a monarchy.   
**3. France 39**

25. Russia 3

26. Greece 2

27. Italy 2

28. Holland 1

29. India 1

30. Nepal 1

31. Zimbabwe 1

32. What’s the best thing about being a king or queen?   
**4. Being rich 14**

33. Servants 8

34. Power 5

35. Nice residence 4

36. Jewels 2

37. Privilege 2

38. Sex 2

39. Beheadings 1

40. Being called “Your Highness” 1

41. Don’t have a boss 1

42. Don’t have to run for re-election every few years 1

43. Fancy clothes 1

44. Haven’t got shit all over you 1

45. No Taxes 1

46. No worries 1

47. pass1 1

48. pass2 1

49. Personal Jester 1

50. You can be ugly and marry a looker 1

51. Your face on the coins 1

52. Would you rather live in a palace or a castle?   
**5. Palace 34**

53. Castle 16

54. Name an inanimate object associated with royalty.   
**6. Crown 46**

55. Scepter 4

56. Name a song with a royalty-related title.   
**7. Dancing Queen 9**

57. God Save the Queen 9

58. Duke of Earl 6

59. Killer Queen 6

60. King of Pain 6

61. I’m Henry the Eighth, I Am 4

62. King of the Road 4

63. Good King Wenceslas 1

64. I Used to be a King 1

65. King of Fools 1

66. King of Wishful Thinking 1

67. Someday My Prince Will Come 1

68. We Three Kings 1

69. Name a movie with a royalty-related title.   
\*\*8. King Ralph 8

70. The Princess Bride 8\*\*

71. The Queen 6

72. Three Kings 5

73. Elizabeth 4

74. King Kong 4

75. The King and I 3

76. The Madness of King George 3

77. The Man Who Would Be King 2

78. LOTR: Return of the King 1

79. Prince of Tides 1

80. Princess Diaries 1

81. The Lion King 1

82. The Prince of Tides 1

83. The Princess Diaries 1

84. The Royal Tennenbaums 1

85. Other than the monarch, who (job title) might you meet at a royal court?   
**9. Jester 24**

86. Prince/Princess 7

87. Lord Chamberlain 6

88. Chancellor 2

89. Advisor 1

90. Ambassador 1

91. consort 1

92. Duke 1

93. Equerry 1

94. Judge 1

95. Lady in Waiting 1

96. Minstrel 1

97. Royal Guard 1

98. Secretary 1

99. Seneschal 1

100. With what single adjective would you describe King George III of Great Britain?   
**10. Mad/crazy 43**

101. Clueless/Ignorant 2

102. Greedy 1

103. Loser 1

104. Male 1

105. Misunderstood 1

106. pass 1

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/73 "2009-01-30T15:30:01Z")

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And the winner is ~~~drumroll~~~ **Beadalin**!!! Woo-hoo! ::flings confetti:: **Beadalin** got 8/10 top answers. Excellent! Perfect score was 526.00.

Thanks for playing everyone! Thanks, **Elendil’s Heir** , for a royal good time. I see you fared better in this Feud. 😉 I, however, am back to baking pies. ☹

New one in a few minutes.  
**1. Beadalin 510.00**  
2. fusoya 502.00  
3. astorian 500.00  
4. 42fish 486.00  
5. WVmom 482.00  
6. Little Nemo 472.00  
7. Mahaloth 460.00  
8. Richard Parker 458.00  
9. Elendil’s Heir 454.00  
10. scifisam2009 448.00  
11. Fretful Porpentine 442.00  
11. twickster 442.00  
13. MadTheSwine 438.00  
14. Larry Borgia 432.00  
15. gonzomax 428.00  
16. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 424.00  
17. Aspidistra 422.00  
17. 5 time champ 422.00  
19. Cunctator 416.00  
20. NDP 414.00  
21. swampbear 406.00  
22. clairobscur 404.00  
23. Freudian Slit 400.00  
24. Scuba\_Ben 398.00  
24. Eleanor of Aquitaine 398.00  
26. 3acresandatruck 396.00  
27. anyrose 392.00  
28. Springtime for Spacers 390.00  
28. critter42 390.00  
30. pravnik 378.00  
30. Švejk 378.00  
32. Sparky812 368.00  
33. bibliophage 366.00  
33. Sublight 366.00  
35. Charlie Tan 362.00  
35. criminey.jicket 362.00  
37. Kobal2 360.00  
38. El\_Kabong 358.00  
38. AuntiePam 358.00  
40. Sternvogel 354.00  
41. Baker 348.00  
42. madmonk28 346.00  
43. Chronos 342.00  
44. El Perro Fumando 326.00  
45. bluecanary 312.00  
46. Euphonious Polemic 306.00  
47. WormTheRed 294.00  
48. Dolores Reborn 280.00  
49. Gangster Octopus 214.00  
50. jali 212.00

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/74 "2009-01-30T15:46:46Z")

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Frack! Back to the basement, right where I belong… ☹

And \*\*Gonzo \*\*is still cheating, clinging on his nails to the top floor… but it will be a sight for sore eyes when he plummets back into the abyss:D

_::Pies! Pies! Freshly baked pies!::_

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/75 "2009-01-30T16:03:12Z")

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If you people didn’t screw up no. 4 ,I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody,instead of a feud bum,which is what I am. Lets face it.  
But at least the Worm is crawling in the soil where he belongs.I drop chocolate pie down to the Worm. At least it looks chocolate.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/76 "2009-01-30T16:06:10Z")

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Aaawwwwww yyyeeeaaahhhh.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/77 "2009-01-30T16:11:21Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> Aaawwwwww yyyeeeaaahhhh.

Behold the King!

Thanks, everyone, and especially **DoloRebo**. That was fun!

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**Author:** ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/78 "2009-01-30T16:14:18Z")

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I need more duct tape! My balloon is leaking helium again. 🙂

_Completely_ blanked on France for the former monarchy. Same with court jester. I was only imagining who I’d find in modern day Buck House.

Good job, **Beadalin**! And thank you **Elindil’s Heir** for the feud.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/79 "2009-01-30T16:25:26Z")

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Damn, “scepter” did me in.

So to speak.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-royalty-by-elendils-heir-game-over/483472/80 "2009-01-30T16:29:09Z")

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Damn you **jali**! I coulda been last. That’s something! That’s noteworty! Second-to-last, nobody ever remembers who came in second-to-last.

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