# The Daily Feud: Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television by 42fish \[Game Over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 3, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452 "2008-12-03T03:44:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/41 "2008-12-03T18:25:29Z")

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1. Motherfucker

2. Tits

3. Breasts

4. Balls

5. Smashing your thumb with a hammer

6. “What the fuck?”

7. “Holy shit!”

8. Andrew Dice Clay

9. _Snakes on a Plane_

10. Charles Rocket

11. Or at least the “motherfucking” form of the word I mentioned in Reply #1

12. On _Saturday Night Live_ – his use of “fuck” was the subject of much “Did he really say that?” discussion for the next few days when I was in college

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/42 "2008-12-03T18:33:25Z")

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1. motherfucker
2. tits
3. boobs
4. screw
5. somehow broke something
6. fuckup
7. bullshit
8. Chris Rock
9. Reservoir Dogs
10. Chris Rock

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/43 "2008-12-03T18:35:45Z")

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Well fiddlesticks! I meant “Charles Rocket” for #10, but my brain – er – _misfired._

P.S. **Sparky812:** I don’t think I want to know which one “purple throbber” is a euphemism for!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/44 "2008-12-03T18:42:40Z")

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> [@WormTheRed](#):
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> 1. Aristocats

Oh, what a difference [one](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065421/) letter [makes](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/)…

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/45 "2008-12-03T18:52:32Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Oh, what a difference [one](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065421/) letter [makes](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/)…

All I could think is that my kids have that one! I’ll have to watch it again! LOL

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/46 "2008-12-03T19:05:04Z")

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[(In case anyone needs reminding, the seven words, according to George Carlin’s famed routine, are “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”)

Please don’t be shy. Spell them out, no asterisks please.

1. Cunt
2. Piss
3. Crap
4. Suck
5. Sex
6. Fuckstain
7. Bullshit
8. Bob Sagat
9. Scarface
10. Bono

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/47 "2008-12-03T19:41:59Z")

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1. cunt
2. piss
3. pussy
4. tits
5. racketball
6. fuckoff I refuse
7. shit for brains
8. Pryor
9. Scarface
10. Bono

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/48 "2008-12-03T19:51:42Z")

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1. Motherfucker

2. Piss

3. Doodie

4. Joystick

5. stubbing my toe

6. You think your shit don’t stink

7. Richard Pryor

8. Pulp Fiction

9. Charlie Rocket

10. Martin Lawrence? Didn’t pick him 'cuz he’s not funny. No one even remembers my 9, I bet.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/49 "2008-12-03T20:04:09Z")

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(In case anyone needs reminding, the seven words, according to George Carlin’s famed routine, are “shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.”)

Please don’t be shy. Spell them out, no asterisks please.

1. Cunt
2. tits
3. boobs
4. Cock
5. When I’m mad.
6. fuck off
7. No shit
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Joe Scarboro

10 that Fox guy who just did it.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/50 "2008-12-03T20:09:27Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> No one even remembers my 9, I bet.

And you’d be wrong, judging on a few others’ answers.

I actually met his brother not too long ago. Funny guy.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/51 "2008-12-03T20:13:35Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Oh, what a difference [one](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065421/) letter [makes](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078/)…

_singing_ 24 little hours… :smack:

So you’re saying you’ve never seen the PG13 version of it 😃

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**Author:** ![Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/48db29/32.png) [@Key\_Lime\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Key_Lime_Guy)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/52 "2008-12-03T20:56:26Z")

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1. Motherfucker
2. Tits
3. Crap
4. Pussy
5. Road rage
6. Fuck off
7. Shit happens
8. Sarah Silverman
9. Goodfellas
10. Joe Scarborough

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/53 "2008-12-03T21:13:55Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> And you’d be wrong, judging on a few others’ answers.
> 
> I actually met his brother not too long ago. Funny guy.

Now you all know. I don’t cheat!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/54 "2008-12-03T21:17:28Z")

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Something I think I remember George Carlin saying on SNL. “How come it’s all right to say I pricked my finger on TV but you can’t say it the other way around?”

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/55 "2008-12-03T21:18:32Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> 1. Motherfucker
> 2. Piss
> 3. Doodie
> 4. Joystick
> 5. stubbing my toe
> 6. You think your shit don’t stink
> 7. Richard Pryor
> 8. Pulp Fiction
> 9. Charlie Rocket
> 10. Martin Lawrence? Didn’t pick him 'cuz he’s not funny. No one even remembers my 9, I bet.

> [@Biggirl](#):
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> Now you all know. I don’t cheat!

Can’t count either. 😛 (You skipped #6. I counted it as “pass” and renumbered your answers.)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/56 "2008-12-03T21:22:17Z")

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**Key Lime Guy** is #44.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/57 "2008-12-03T21:25:49Z")

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1. Cunt

2. Tits

3. Hooters

4. Piss

5. Hitting my finger with a hammer

6. “America - fuck yeah!”

7. “Don’t shit where you eat”

8. Sam Kinison

9. _The Big Lebowski_

10. Bono

11. _Team America: World Police_

12. May the funny, foulmouthed motherfucker rest in peace…

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/58 "2008-12-03T21:32:49Z")

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1. Cunt
2. Tits
3. Crap.
4. Balls
5. Fuck you!
6. Fuck off!
7. Shit or get off the pot
8. Richard Pryor
9. Pulp Fiction
10. Norm MacDonald

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/59 "2008-12-03T21:37:23Z")

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1. cunt
2. tits
3. venus flytrap
4. jugs
5. road rage
6. holy fucking shit
7. shitstorm
8. eddie murphy
9. anything by Quentin Tarantino
10. Dick Cavett

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-seven-words-you-can-t-say-on-television-by-42fish-game-over/475452/60 "2008-12-03T22:13:31Z")

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