# The Daily Feud: The Back to School Feud by MsWhatsit \[closed\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 20, 2008, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661 "2008-08-20T12:50:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/41 "2008-08-20T16:22:11Z")

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1. Pencils
2. Springfield Elementary
3. The Oxford Latin Course
4. Biff
5. Slide
6. The name game?
7. Spaghetti straps
8. Art
9. Basketball
10. 3:30pm

ETA: Doh! I thought “book set at a school” was referring to a set of books often used in schools. Must note indefinite articles.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/42 "2008-08-20T16:23:06Z")

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1. Notebooks
2. South Park Elementary
3. Harry Potter series
4. Butch
5. Swings
6. Current events quiz
7. Miniskirts
8. Recess
9. Dodgeball
10. 3:00

Edit: Ugh! Springfield Elementary! _sigh_ I picked the wrong cartoon. 😛

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/43 "2008-08-20T16:28:33Z")

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1. Pencils

2. Springfield Elementary

3. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

4. Buzz

5. Swings

6. Spelling bee

7. Short skirts

8. Art

9. Kickball

10. 3 o’conch PM

11. Gah! I thought Hogwarts, but it’s not an elementary school … but it’s the Feud, so maybe enough other people will say that … oh well, on the Dope, when in doubt, go with the Simpsons.

12. At our school (in the Dark Ages) the most popular classroom game was called “Around the World” and it was a trivia-type Q&A game, but then I realized I had never heard of it in any other context other than my own school. Now I’m not even sure I’m remembering the name correctly.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/44 "2008-08-20T16:30:42Z")

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[QUOTE=winterhawk11]

Edit: Ugh! Springfield Elementary! _sigh_ I picked the wrong cartoon. 😛  
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I went back in forth between Springfield and South Park before deciding. I happen to like _South Park_ better than _The Simpsons_ (yeah, yeah, I know, heresy, burn me at the stake) so it was tough for me. I went with what I thought would be most popular.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/45 "2008-08-20T16:30:46Z")

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[QUOTE=delphica]  
6. At our school (in the Dark Ages) the most popular classroom game was called “Around the World” and it was a trivia-type Q&A game, but then I realized I had never heard of it in any other context other than my own school. Now I’m not even sure I’m remembering the name correctly.  
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I think I’ve played that. I do remember a game when one person would stand behind another person’s chair (in French class) and the teacher would give us a word in English/French and we’d translate it, and whoever did it first won, and the loser would sit in that chair, and so on. I think we might have played it in other classes, too.

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**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/46 "2008-08-20T17:13:56Z")

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1. Pencil
2. Springfield Elementary
3. Harry Potter (& The Philosopher’s Stone if I have to pick one)
4. Draco
5. Swings
6. Hangman
7. Gang colors
8. P.E.
9. Dodgeball
10. 3 PM

Hangman’s educational value is a bit dubious, but it does ostensibly get you to pay attention to spelling a bit more. I wanted to say Trapper Keeper for #1, but that may be years out of fashion…

As for stereotypical bully names, the only school story that comes to mind is Harry Potter, so it’s either Draco, or Crabbe/Goyle, which is, just, no. Maybe Butch or Bertha? Meh. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/47 "2008-08-20T17:16:37Z")

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1. Pencils
2. Springfield Elementary
3. Harry Potter series
4. Butch
5. Monkey bars
6. Jeopardy
7. Underwear used as outerwear
8. Art
9. Kickball
10. 2:30

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1. I never understood this. Was it a short-lived fad that I missed out on? “Wear your bra on your shirt” day or something?

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**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/48 "2008-08-20T17:17:05Z")

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Aiya, how could I forget the miniskirts, one of the few things that had me looking forward to going to school during high school?!

:hangs head in shame:

I guess schools from where I grew up were more lax with that sort of thing; only gang colors were ever even an issue.

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/49 "2008-08-20T17:31:25Z")

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1. Notebooks
2. Springfield
3. Harry Potter
4. Butch
5. Monkey Bars
6. Show & tell
7. Gang colors
8. English
9. Dodgeball
10. 3 PM

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/50 "2008-08-20T17:35:31Z")

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1. Pencils
2. South Park Elementary
3. _Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone_
4. Biff
5. Swings
6. Concentration
7. Hats
8. Art
9. Dodge ball
10. 3 p.m.

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**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/51 "2008-08-20T17:41:36Z")

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1. Notebook
2. Springfield Elementary
3. Harry Potter
4. Spike
5. Merry-go-round
6. Spelling bee
7. Patent leather shoes
8. Math
9. Dodgeball
10. 3 pm

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/52 "2008-08-20T18:09:57Z")

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1. notebooks
2. Springfield school
3. Harry potter
4. Butch
5. Slides
6. Spelling bees
7. Short skirts
8. Gym
9. kickball
10. 4 pm

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/53 "2008-08-20T18:22:35Z")

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[QUOTE=zamboniracer]  
7. Patent leather shoes  
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Why were these banned?

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/54 "2008-08-20T18:26:30Z")

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Because they were patently absurd.

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/55 "2008-08-20T18:34:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Freudian Slit]  
I think I’ve played that. I do remember a game when one person would stand behind another person’s chair (in French class) and the teacher would give us a word in English/French and we’d translate it, and whoever did it first won, and the loser would sit in that chair, and so on. I think we might have played it in other classes, too.  
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Yes, that’s it exactly! It’s good to know I’m not delusional. I remember playing it most often in history (with historical facts and dates) but also in other classes, and from elementary right through high school.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/56 "2008-08-20T18:36:48Z")

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1. Paper

2. Springfield Elementary

3. _Up the Down Staircase_

4. Spike

5. Jungle gym

6. Hangman

7. Bare midriffs

8. Gym class

9. Dodgeball

10. 3:00 p.m.

11. From _The Simpsons_

12. Hope I interpreted the question correctly by naming a book which is set at at a school, as opposed to “a set iof books found at a school”, which would be encyclopedias

13. Also called “monkey bars”, although some people claim the two terms are not synonymous

14. Not that I liked it, but most kids in my class wished we had more sessions of it per week

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/57 "2008-08-20T18:44:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
5. Also called “monkey bars”, although some people claim the two terms are not synonymous  
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I’d say they’re not synonymous. The monkey bars was just a single “lane” of bars that kids hung from and went across. A jungle gym would be a giant cage of bars, like so…

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/58 "2008-08-20T18:46:19Z")

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In my world - the two terms are interchangeable.

**Sternvogel** is #42. We’re finally gonna get a full Feud!

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/59 "2008-08-20T18:57:56Z")

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1. Paper

2. Springfield

3. Harry Potter

4. Vicki

5. Swings

6. Jeopardy

7. short skirts

8. English

9. Four square

10. 3:30

11. Okay, I have no idea. I’m blaming Fairly OddParents for this one.

I still can’t believe I won the last one. I’m sure this one will make up for it.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-back-to-school-feud-by-mswhatsit-closed/460661/60 "2008-08-20T19:09:40Z")

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1. Pencils
2. Springfield
3. All Summer In A Day
4. Butch
5. Jungle gym
6. Spelling bee
7. Bandanas
8. Reading
9. Dodgeball
10. 3:00  
Favorite subject??? You have got to be kidding me.

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