# The Daily Feud: The Bird Feud by InvisibleWombat \[game over\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 23, 2008, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032 "2008-08-23T16:59:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/41 "2008-08-23T21:04:29Z")

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1. Goose
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Colibri
5. Parrot
6. Donald Duck
7. The Maltese Falcon
8. The Raven
9. Vulture
10. Ostrich

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**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/42 "2008-08-23T21:14:20Z")

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1. Duck

2. Ostrich

3. Hummingbird

4. GQ moderator. C-something

5. Parrot

6. Tweety!

7. The Birds

8. Jonathan Livingston Seagull

9. Big Bird

10. Penguin

11. I’ll lose that one, but I always thought he was a bit creepy.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/43 "2008-08-23T21:30:17Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Some bird motherfucker, I don’t know
5. Parakeet
6. Woody Woodpecker
7. Maltese Falcon
8. The Raven
9. Vulture
10. Ostrich

Joe

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/44 "2008-08-23T21:40:27Z")

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1. Duck
2. Eagle
3. Hummingbird
4. 
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5. Parrot
6. Tweety Pie
7. The Maltese Falcon
8. The Maltese Falcon
9. Vulture
10. Penguin

#4. Sorry gang, but I just don’t know you well enough yet.

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**Author:** ![Weaver\_of\_Nightmares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@Weaver\_of\_Nightmares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weaver_of_Nightmares)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/45 "2008-08-23T21:59:45Z")

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1. Duck

2. Ostrich

3. Hummingbird

4. MsRobyn

5. Canary

6. Tweety

7. The March of the Penguins

8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

9. Crow

10. Kiwi

11. MsRobyn, robin, get it?..I’ll get me coat.

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/46 "2008-08-23T22:06:10Z")

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1. Goose
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Paul in Saudi
5. Parakeet
6. Road Runner
7. March of the Penguins
8. The Maltese Falcon
9. Buzzard
10. Penguin

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/47 "2008-08-23T22:43:19Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Humingbird
4. Colibri
5. Parrot
6. Tweety
7. Bird on a wire
8. The painted bird
9. Vulture
10. Ostrich

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/48 "2008-08-23T22:45:43Z")

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1. Pheasant
2. Ostrich
3. hummingbird
4. Darwin’s Finch
5. Parrot
6. Tweety
7. The Maltese Falcon
8. The Maltese Falcon
9. Vulture
10. Penguin

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/49 "2008-08-23T22:49:49Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Colibri
5. Parrot
6. Tweety
7. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
9. Raven
10. Ostrich

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/50 "2008-08-23T23:16:37Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. (pass)
5. Parakeet
6. Tweety
7. The Maltese Falcon
8. The Maltese Falcon
9. Buzzard
10. Penguin

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**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/51 "2008-08-24T00:14:11Z")

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1. Duck

2. Ostrich

3. Hummingbird

4. Conure Pete

5. Parakete

6. Road Runner

7. Bird on a Wire

8. The Thorn Birds

9. Buzzard

10. Penguin

11. Hi Colibri

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/52 "2008-08-24T00:29:49Z")

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1. quail
2. ostrich
3. hummingbird
4. **Mockingbird**
5. parakeet
6. Tweety Bird
7. The Birds
8. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
9. vulture
10. ostrich  
OK, so my 7 & 8 are not quite right. I couldn’t think of anything with types of birds!

Edit: Doh! I walked away from the computer without submitting and I think I missed the last spot.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/53 "2008-08-24T00:37:31Z")

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1. duck
2. eagle
3. hummingbird
4. Tequila Mockingbird
5. parakeet
6. Tweety
7. The Birds
8. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
9. Vulture
10. Turkey  
10: “As God is my witness, I swear turkeys could fly!” - Arthur Carlson

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/54 "2008-08-24T02:14:51Z")

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[QUOTE=anyrose]  
10. Turkey  
10: “As God is my witness, I swear turkeys could fly!” - Arthur Carlson  
[/QUOTE]  
Turkeys most certainly can fly. I’ve watched them fly to roosts in the tops of trees, fly to escape predators, and so forth many a time.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/55 "2008-08-24T02:16:22Z")

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[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat]  
Turkeys most certainly can fly. I’ve watched them fly to roosts in the tops of trees, fly to escape predators, and so forth many a time.  
[/QUOTE]

Not domesticated turkeys, like the ones raised for Thanksgiving. Wild turkeys can.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/56 "2008-08-24T02:27:37Z")

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1. Pheasant
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Sleeps with butterflies
5. Parrot
6. Roadrunner
7. The Birds  
8.One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
8. Raven
9. Penguin

SSG Schwartz

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/57 "2008-08-24T03:54:55Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. **Darwin’s Finch**
5. Parrot
6. Daffy Duck
7. Where Eagles Dare
8. The Painted Bird
9. Vulture
10. Ostrich

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/58 "2008-08-24T05:16:54Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Colibri
5. Parrot
6. Tweety
7. The Birds (Hitchcock)
8. Lonesome Dove
9. Raven
10. Penguin

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/59 "2008-08-24T12:34:31Z")

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**Anyrose** is #50. Off to finish scoring…

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2008, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-bird-feud-by-invisiblewombat-game-over/461032/60 "2008-08-24T12:42:43Z")

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1. Duck
2. Ostrich
3. Hummingbird
4. Darwin’s Finch
5. Parakeet
6. Tweety
7. The Maltese Falcon
8. The Maltese Falcon
9. Vulture
10. Ostrich  
Well, shoot, I’ll bet I was composing my answer while Dolores composed the above post!

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