# The Daily Feud: The More Manly Lawn & Garden Feud by 42fish

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [January 1, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513 "2009-01-01T22:16:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 17
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### Author: ![rucciface](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ba9def/32.png) [@rucciface](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rucciface)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2009, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/41 "2009-01-02T20:32:55Z")

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1. John Deere

2. Weed-eater

3. Edging

4. House-cleaning

5. Saturday

6. Morning

7. $0

8. Sunburn

9. Armadillo

10. Not

11. I predict this will not be a popular answer, but I’m stubborn.

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### Author: ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/42 "2009-01-03T04:34:43Z")

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1. John Deere
2. Weed wacker
3. Weed wacking
4. Tending the flower beds
5. Sunday
6. Afternoon
7. Nothing
8. Missing limb
9. Voles
10. Not  
7 He gets room, board, clothing and tuition, and I’m supposed to pay him for yardwork?

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### Author: ![critter42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@critter42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/critter42)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/43 "2009-01-03T05:16:00Z")

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> [@zamboniracer](#):
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> 7 He gets room, board, clothing and tuition, and I’m supposed to pay him for yardwork?

Bing! That’s exactly what I’m talking about

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### Author: ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2009, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/44 "2009-01-03T06:12:00Z")

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1. John deere
2. edger
3. spreading fertilizer
4. getting me a beer
5. saturday
6. afternoon
7. five bucks
8. twisted ankle
9. gopher
10. not

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### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/45 "2009-01-03T15:26:56Z")

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1. John Deere
2. Leaf blower
3. Raking leaves
4. Cleaning house
5. Saturday
6. Afternoon
7. $5
8. Blisters
9. Gophers
10. Not

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/46 "2009-01-04T04:50:28Z")

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1. Name a brand of lawn mower.   
**1. Toro 17**

2. John Deere 16

3. Lawn-boy 4

4. Honda 2

5. Flymo 1

6. Sears 1

7. Yard-Man 1

8. Other than a lawn/riding mower, name a power tool you use on the lawn/in the garden.   
**2. Weedeater 26**

9. Edger 6

10. Roto-tiller 4

11. Hedge trimmer 3

12. Leaf blower 3

13. Weedeating 1

14. Other than mowing, name a lawn care task done by the man of the house.   
\*\*3. Hedge trimming 12

15. Raking/Leaf blowing 12\*\*

16. Edging 6

17. Fertilizing 3

18. Aerating 2

19. weedeating 2

20. weeding 2

21. Mulching 1

22. Tree pruning 1

23. Name something the little woman should be doing while you’re out mowing the lawn.   
**4. Making Drinks 12**

24. Making Food 10

25. Gardening 8

26. Cleaning house 3

27. Laundry 3

28. Doing Dishes 2

29. napping 2

30. Eating bonbons 1

31. Whatever she likes 1

32. Name the day of the week you mow the lawn.   
**5. Saturday 36**

33. Sunday 5

34. Monday 1

35. Name the time of day\* you mow the lawn. (\*As in morning, afternoon, evening, etc., not a specific hour of the day)   
**6. Morning 21**

36. Afternoon 18

37. Evening 3

38. How much should you pay your kid to mow the lawn?   
**7. $10 16**

39. $5 10

40. $0 8

41. $20 5

42. $15 2

43. $25 1

44. Name an injury/ailment you might develop doing lawn work.   
**8. Sunburn 15**

45. Sore back 11

46. Blister 3

47. Allergies/Hay fever 2

48. Tendonitis 2

49. Broken limb 1

50. Cut fingers 1

51. Heatstroke 1

52. Missing limb 1

53. Rash - Poison ivy 1

54. Rock flung into your shin by the mower 1

55. stick in the eye 1

56. stubbed toe 1

57. twisted ankle 1

58. Name a varmint that ruins the lawn and has to be shot\*\*. (\*\*Or non-violently driven away for you wimps out there)   
**9. Gopher 15**

59. Mole 14

60. Groundhog 8

61. Armadillo 2

62. Deer 1

63. Squirrel 1

64. Vole 1

65. Farmers’ tans – hot or not?   
**10. Not 37**

66. Hot 5

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/47 "2009-01-04T05:04:57Z")

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And the winners are ~~~drumroll~~~ **The Tof** and **Fiddle Peghead**!!! Way to go, guys! :: flings confetti:: \*\*The Tof \*\* got only 7/10 top answers, but **Fiddle Peghead** got 8/10. Weird! Good job, though, guys! Perfect score was 492.85.

Thanks for playing, everybody! And thank you **42fish** for a fun and _ **manly** _ Feud! 😉

Stay tuned, and I’ll get the next one up shortly.  
\*\*1. The Tof 471.43

1. Fiddle Peghead 471.43 \*\*
2. Tangent 459.52
3. 42fish 454.76
4. Beadalin 452.38
5. Natty Bumppo 445.24
6. Simmerdown 435.71
7. El\_Kabong 433.33
8. Mahaloth 430.95
9. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 430.95
10. Avarie537 428.57
11. gonzomax 419.05
12. Suburban Plankton 416.67
13. ShibbOleth 411.90
14. Horseflesh 411.90
15. DfrntBreign 411.90
16. Happy Lendervedder 409.52
17. fisha 407.14
18. Dolores Reborn 404.76
19. rucciface 404.76
20. Kilvert’s Pagan 402.38
21. Sigmagirl 402.38
22. WVmom 400.00
23. jali 397.62
24. Key Lime Guy 395.24
25. rexnervous 373.81
26. astorian 366.67
27. critter42 366.67
28. Another Primate 364.29
29. Jack Batty 364.29
30. Johnny Q 364.29
31. Scarlett67 364.29
32. tarragon918 330.95
33. 3acresandatruck 326.19
34. MsWhatsit 321.43
35. Elendil’s Heir 314.29
36. WormTheRed 304.76
37. zamboniracer 285.71
38. OtakuLoki 280.95
39. bluecanary 276.19
40. notfrommensa 271.43
41. NDP 257.14

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### Author: ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/48 "2009-01-04T05:18:53Z")

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Last place - ouch! I guess the fact that I hate mowing the lawn really shows.

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### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/49 "2009-01-04T05:26:43Z")

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> 1. Other than a lawn/riding mower, name a power tool you use on the lawn/in the garden.   
> **2. Weedeater 26**
> 2. Weedeating 1

Dunno if it makes much of a difference . . .

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/50 "2009-01-04T05:33:22Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> Dunno if it makes much of a difference . . .

I’ll fix it.

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### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/51 "2009-01-04T05:35:42Z")

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\*\*1. The Tof 473.81

1. Fiddle Peghead 473.81 \*\*
2. Tangent 461.90
3. 42fish 457.14
4. Beadalin 454.76
5. Natty Bumppo 447.62
6. Simmerdown 438.10
7. El\_Kabong 435.71
8. Mahaloth 430.95
9. Avarie537 430.95
10. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 430.95
11. gonzomax 421.43
12. Suburban Plankton 419.05
13. ShibbOleth 414.29
14. Horseflesh 414.29
15. DfrntBreign 414.29
16. Happy Lendervedder 409.52
17. fisha 409.52
18. Dolores Reborn 407.14
19. rucciface 407.14
20. Sigmagirl 404.76
21. Kilvert’s Pagan 402.38
22. WVmom 402.38
23. Key Lime Guy 397.62
24. jali 397.62
25. rexnervous 376.19
26. critter42 369.05
27. astorian 366.67
28. Another Primate 364.29
29. Jack Batty 364.29
30. Johnny Q 364.29
31. Scarlett67 364.29
32. notfrommensa 338.10
33. tarragon918 333.33
34. 3acresandatruck 326.19
35. MsWhatsit 321.43
36. Elendil’s Heir 314.29
37. WormTheRed 304.76
38. zamboniracer 288.10
39. OtakuLoki 280.95
40. bluecanary 276.19
41. NDP 259.52

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### Author: ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/52 "2009-01-04T17:18:58Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> Dunno if it makes much of a difference . . .

Makes a big difference I was next to last before the switch. And I really like mowing the yard.

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### Author: ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/53 "2009-01-04T17:54:35Z")

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Huge mowing of Otak and the Worm. The Worm would kick ass on snow shoveling but grass is alien to Iceland. New Jersey is completely paved so Otak is foreign to the subject too. I ,of course living in the plush and lush midwest dominated.

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### Author: ![Natty\_Bumppo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e480ec/32.png) [@Natty\_Bumppo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natty_Bumppo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/54 "2009-01-04T18:06:11Z")

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Wow. First time I broke the top ten. I usually suck at this. More manly feuds!

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### Author: ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/55 "2009-01-04T19:03:51Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Huge mowing of Otak and the Worm. The Worm would kick ass on snow shoveling but grass is alien to Iceland. New Jersey is completely paved so Otak is foreign to the subject too. I ,of course living in the plush and lush midwest dominated.

Mabye ice-picking and slush-driving. I’m afraid there just isn’t that much snow over here ☹

But you with your grand garden sure did all right. Now just make sure none of those pesky kids get onto your lawn 🙂

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### Author: ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/56 "2009-01-04T19:55:45Z")

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First feud win! And probably the last…

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### Author: ![criminey.jicket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@criminey.jicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminey.jicket)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-daily-feud-the-more-manly-lawn-garden-feud-by-42fish/479513/57 "2009-01-04T19:57:43Z")

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Game’s over, Crimmy. Move along. Nothing to see here. ::whistles::

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