# The Dark Tower \[The Dark Tower, Book VII\] Is Here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 21, 2004, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300 "2004-09-21T09:52:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/1 "2004-09-21T09:52:47Z")

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Well… not exactly. My copy is in route from Louisville and will be waiting for me on my doorstep when I get home. God love [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com).

Who else is **completely stoked**?

I’ve already informed the missus that she shouldn’t take it personal when I don’t speak or move for a solid four to six hours this evening.

I’ve been trying to shove the last few days into fast forward, and it’s \*\*finally \*\* here. Something tells me that work is going to drag insufferably today.

Anyway, I’ll be back tonight to post my thoughts on it! Oh, right, I guess we should probably use spoiler boxes in this thread, so there’s a heads-up.

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/2 "2004-09-21T09:56:35Z")

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She shouldn’t take it \*personally \* either. Stupid adverbs. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/3 "2004-09-21T10:04:31Z")

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I got it last week, and I’m about half way though.

There have been some… shocking events. Let’s just say King is tying off loose ends.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/4 "2004-09-21T12:18:33Z")

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Again, I say, screw the creditors. I have my priorities in order.

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/5 "2004-09-21T12:31:04Z")

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I’m about a quarter of the way through, and it’s been interesting so far. I wish I didn’t have to work so I could finish it 🙂

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/6 "2004-09-21T13:43:01Z")

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I’m picking mine up in fifteen minutes.

I’m getting an extra so Ardred can read it too. (shhh! 'tis a surprise!)

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/7 "2004-09-21T13:49:16Z")

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I’m picking up my copy at lunch today.

I admit, I’m sorta freaked out by this. We’re talking YEARS of anticipation here. I honestly cannot remember any other book or series that I have been following for this long. After I read this, there aren’t going to be any more DT books to wait for … which seems odd. I’ve been waiting for “the new DT” book since I was in _high school_, for cryin’ out loud, in the 80s.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/8 "2004-09-21T13:50:34Z")

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Been waiting 22 years for this event! Mrs. Mercotan is picking up my copy today.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/9 "2004-09-21T14:04:18Z")

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830 pages of absolute wonderfulness. I saw the dozens of copies downstairs on my way in to work, and I can’t wait. I contemplated calling in sick today, but I had my fantasy teams to consider (sad that a fantasy team was my sole reason to come to work…)

Alessan, I can’t imagine more encouraging words. I’m so friggin’ excited I can’t stand it.

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**Author:** ![borschevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@borschevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/borschevsky)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/10 "2004-09-21T14:19:49Z")

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I’m picking my copy up at lunch. I can’t remember ever having this much anticipation for a book release. Like **delphica** I feel a bit nervous, but I have confidence that King will finish off the story well.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/11 "2004-09-21T15:00:05Z")

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My copy is on a UPS truck in Hodgkins, Illinois. 🙂

I didn’t finish Wolves of the Calla and haven’t read Song of Susannah yet, but I think I’ll start on it today.

I read a review (no spoilers) that said King gives no back story in the final book, so it sounds like I’d better not skip Susannah.

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/12 "2004-09-21T15:03:05Z")

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Yeah, I’m getting mine today too. I’m a little leary about the ‘promise’ in earlier intros that he’s going to tie everything he’s previously written into the rest of the series. I hope he pulls it off, but I’ve still got heartburn over the revised (or was it original?) ending of _The Stand_.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/13 "2004-09-21T15:21:16Z")

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> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#):
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> Been waiting 22 years for this event! Mrs. Mercotan is picking up my copy today.

You and me both. I can’t believe I’ve been reading these books for more than half my life. 😛

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/14 "2004-09-21T15:50:17Z")

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> _Originally posted by **Alessan** :_  
> I got it last week, and I’m about half way through.

How did you get a copy early, you lucky bastard?!

I get mine tonight. Can’t wait to dive in!

P.S. I heard on NPR this morning that **today is Mr. King’s birthday**. What cool timing.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/15 "2004-09-21T16:02:12Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> P.S. I heard on NPR this morning that **today is Mr. King’s birthday**. What cool timing.

Tomorrow is King’s birthday. It would have been so much better to have the release then, as 9/22/2004 adds up to 19, \*and \* is King’s b-day.

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/16 "2004-09-21T16:08:53Z")

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Nope, it’s today. Cites all over the place – a few the date as September 22nd, but most (including NPR and [darktower.net](http://darktower.net)) have it as today.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/17 "2004-09-21T16:10:12Z")

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I picked up my copy on the way in to work today. It’s going to be a long day at work.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/18 "2004-09-21T18:27:27Z")

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I’m pissed. Today is the first day of my week on at work, which means I’ll have no time to purchase or read this until next Tuesday. Oh, well. I’d rather wait a week and be able to sit down and read it with no interruptions than try to snatch a few pages here and there around work.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/19 "2004-09-21T18:38:57Z")

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> [@Beadalin](#):
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> Nope, it’s today. Cites all over the place – a few the date as September 22nd, but most (including NPR and [darktower.net](http://darktower.net)) have it as today.

Huh. The first 3 I looked at said the 22nd, but iMDB says the 21st - I’ll take that cite over anything else. (Surprisingly, it’s NOT on his website.)

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-dark-tower-the-dark-tower-book-vii-is-here/265300/20 "2004-09-21T18:40:20Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Huh. The first 3 I looked at said the 22nd, but iMDB says the 21st - I’ll take that cite over anything else. (Surprisingly, it’s NOT on his website.)

:smack: Christ, I’ve been doing this way too much today:

[http://www.stephenking.com/pages/FAQ/Stephen\_King/birthday.php](http://www.stephenking.com/pages/FAQ/Stephen_King/birthday.php)

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