# The DarkPrince pets a fuzzy bunny

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 29, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536 "2001-06-29T00:40:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/1 "2001-06-29T00:40:20Z")

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Actually, I was just wondering what the hell felching is? I keep hearing about it in, um, ‘interesting’ context, so I figured this would probably be best put in the pit.

Props to Medea’s Child for the thread title. 😛

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/2 "2001-06-29T01:13:16Z")

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You asked, but you really don’t want to know. Trust me on that.

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**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/3 "2001-06-29T01:19:11Z")

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I dont know why but I couldn’t help but imagine the **DarkPrince** getting a bunny named Bun-Bun The Mini Lop. Oh and the felching we’ll I’ll just leave that to someone else.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/4 "2001-06-29T01:23:10Z")

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Humm, where to begin.

My understanding of this practice is that a man ejaculates in the anus of someone (male? female?), and then, uh… sucks it (the ejaculate) back out.

I cannot speak to the appeal of this particular practice.

Incidentally, if this is incorrect, someone, please enlighten us all.

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/5 "2001-06-29T02:09:08Z")

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Yeah, you’re right, I really didn’t need to know what that was…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/6 "2001-06-29T02:10:02Z")

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Usually with the aid of a straw.

Flex-E Straws?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/7 "2001-06-29T02:10:18Z")

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Well, you did ask.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/8 "2001-06-29T02:14:28Z")

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You know, we’ve done such a good job of eliminating felching references over the last few months that I think I’m actually beginning to miss that little word.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-darkprince-pets-a-fuzzy-bunny/70536/9 "2001-06-29T03:30:29Z")

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For the pleasure and enlightenment of all:

[The Compleat List of Fexual Acts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246)

Now begone, Dark Prince, before I floink you. And your bunny, too!

–sublight.
