The day after all the '000' post parties: The Straight Dope hangover

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Oh … my head …

Hey everybody! Up and at 'em! Who’s going to help me clean up here?

C’mon, let’s go! After we’re done at Shayna’s, we’ve got evilbeth’s and Coldie’s to tidy up. (Someone bring a firehouse and a garbage truck.)

Anyone for some hair of the dog? How 'bout some nice, greasy fast food?

Someone give me a hand with this pile of streamers, paper plates and drink cups. Hey, there’s something alive in there …

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I think Ayesha’s is going to require a haz-mat team …

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Okay, but ya gotta feed me first. I’d like a 4 egg omelet stuffed with ham, onions, mushrooms and muenster cheese, wheat toast, coffee and milk. And a bucket of salsa on the side for my omelet. And then a nap.

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Hey, dudes, come on over to mine. You know the best cure for “too much party”? More party!!