# The day they whacked "Holsten's Ice Cream Parlor"

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 19, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838 "2021-01-19T02:23:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838/1 "2021-01-19T02:23:23Z")

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It was made famous by the filming of the last episode of The Sopranos. I’ve had ice-cream there. It was good.

(Yes, Applegate’s is good too… but they were different experiences. Applegate’s was a drive up. You almost expected waitresses on roller-skates. Holsten’s had wood booths… Maple I think. )

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I never thought they’d get Holsten’s…

“It’s gone.”  
“What do you Mean it’s gone?”  
“It’s gone. It’s gone… and there was nothing we could do…”

\< Breaks Payphone \>

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1Z6MJIjCJ20/hqdefault.jpg "Goodfellas - Layla Scene - HQ") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6MJIjCJ20)

I never thought they’d get Holsten’s…

“It’s gone.”  
“What do you Mean it’s gone?”  
“It’s gone. It’s gone… and there was nothing we could do…”

\< Breaks Payphone \>

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/1Z6MJIjCJ20/hqdefault.jpg "Goodfellas - Layla Scene - HQ") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6MJIjCJ20)

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**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838/2 "2021-01-19T06:27:39Z")

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Are you saying it’s closed? If so, I see no mentions about it on Twitter, Google, Facebook, Reddit, Yelp, local media sites or their own homepage. Or what am I missing?

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838/3 "2021-01-19T08:52:42Z")

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( It was listed on a local town FB site that they were closing. It was part of a list of local restaurants that were losing due to COVID. )

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838/4 "2021-01-19T11:44:05Z")

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There’s a [NJ.com](http://NJ.com) list of restaurants we “can’t afford to lose” due to COVID, because they’re too legendary. Holsten’s is on the list but hasn’t said they’re closing, at least not yet.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838/5 "2021-01-19T15:12:52Z")

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If I was misled, it was by FB. There was an article about it that read like an obituary.

> **[Bloomfield (NJ) Pulse | Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/groups/BloomfieldPulse)**
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> About This Group - THE BLOOMFIELD PULSE (located in Bloomfield, NJ) - A destination for Community & School Events / Town-Civic-School Meetings-Events / Community & School Fundraisers / Local...

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**Author:** ![CoconutPete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coconutpete/32/5294_2.png) [@CoconutPete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoconutPete)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2021, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-they-whacked-holstens-ice-cream-parlor/930838/6 "2021-01-21T01:27:18Z")

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There was nothing they could do, the chocolate moose tracks were made, and they weren’t.

Holsten’s never had the makings of a varsity ice cream shop anyway.
