# The day your all going to die!!!! **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [May 7, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716 "2002-05-07T13:52:01Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Genocide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ad7895/32.png) [@Genocide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genocide) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/1 "2002-05-07T13:52:01Z")
[www.deathclock.com](http://www.deathclock.com) will tell u the second you are going to die ---
### Author: ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/2 "2002-05-07T14:04:51Z")
What the hell? It’s telling me I only have twelve second left! This sounds like a load ofvvdjn s gd gsf ---
### Author: ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/3 "2002-05-07T14:07:43Z")
Does knowing suddenly make you re-evaluate your life and make you want to do something different? I’m still gonna take a nap after work. ---
### Author: ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/4 "2002-05-07T14:16:08Z")
Monday, April 26, 1999! _But we are living in an immaterial world…_ ---
### Author: ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/5 "2002-05-07T14:27:02Z")
Wait…this clock says… GAH! I’ve been shot! ---
### Author: ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/6 "2002-05-07T15:04:48Z")
That stupid clock is all wrong. I entered the birthdate of actor James Dean (8 February 1931) and the clock told me he would die in 2004. Please find a link with more accurate results. ---
### Author: ![KW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/35a633/32.png) [@KW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KW) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/7 "2002-05-07T15:20:54Z")
Hey cool I’ve got until 2041. I’m gonna go out right now and play in traffic - on the Interstate. ---
### Author: ![kitarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kitarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitarak) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/8 "2002-05-07T19:53:58Z")
Monday, January 29, 2046 Bah. It’s clearly malfunctioning. I’m planning to outlast the earth. No, really. I actually am. 🙂 ---
### Author: ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/9 "2002-05-07T20:14:07Z")
Nov. 23, 2036. Sounds like somebody f\*cked up the turkey. ---
### Author: ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/10 "2002-05-07T20:19:48Z")
Thurs Nov 22 2029. Damn, superbee and I must eat at the same T’day dinners. ---
### Author: ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head) #### Post date: [May 7, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/11 "2002-05-07T21:00:59Z")
Hey, I went to a fortune teller once and she told me I’d live til I was 88. This thing tells me only 74, what gives? And how come I tried all four different personalities and it always gives me April 2? Guess I’d better watch myself on April fools day huh? ---
### Author: ![finnofranco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7993a0/32.png) [@finnofranco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/finnofranco) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/12 "2002-05-08T02:06:52Z")
March 15, 2034…I sort of like the idea of going on the Ides of March. ---
### Author: ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/13 "2002-05-08T02:25:08Z")
Why does it tell me “last tuesday” ? ---
### Author: ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/14 "2002-05-08T03:13:42Z")
well, like the man said…the future is uncertian, but the end is always near… ---
### Author: ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/15 "2002-05-08T03:13:43Z")
well, like the man said…the future is uncertian, but the end is always near… ---
### Author: ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/16 "2002-05-08T03:23:36Z")
May 17, 2034 Guess I’ll put off having this rattlesnake bite treated. ---
### Author: ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/17 "2002-05-08T03:42:37Z")
The OP has my vote for one of the most offensive usernames I’ve come across around here. ---
### Author: ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/18 "2002-05-08T04:39:19Z")
I’d have to agree with **reprise** … very offensive. I’m also sure that this site has been discussed on here in the last month or so; I tried doing a search, but it timed out on me. My results are in that thread. ---
### Author: ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/19 "2002-05-08T05:27:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by reprise \* > \*\*The OP has my vote for one of the most offensive usernames I’ve come across around here. \*\* I find the fact that he spells like a twelve year old equally offensive. Haj ---
### Author: ![DPWhite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d26b3c/32.png) [@DPWhite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPWhite) #### Post date: [May 8, 2002, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716/20 "2002-05-08T05:45:58Z")
Another 53 years for me! What did I do to deserve that? I’d better pick up some bad habits. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-day-your-all-going-to-die/107716.md?page=2)