Ugh. The garage. It’s like the opposite of a black hole… it seems like no matter what I do the massive mountain of junk just does not get any smaller.
Now, I know, intellectually, that this is not the case. Yesterday my wife and I spent the morning out in the garage going through boxes and throwing old junk that we haven’t used in years into my son’s pickup for an eventual run to the dump. We deconstructed two plastic shelf/rack things that we had bought years ago but were now leaning and sagging to the point that they were no longer safe and tossed them in the pickup as well.
An old food dehydrator that I had used in my homemade chili powder days but hasn’t been used since got tossed. It was the size of 2 5-gallon buckets stacked on each other.
Several years ago I had wanted to start doing some home canning of fruit and preserves and so purchased much of the equipment – jars, lids, the water canners themselves – in prep for that and, of course, never actually did anything. It was still sitting in the garage. Yesterday I gathered all that stuff together and offered it to a friend of mine who’s big into home canning. She was interested; hopefully she’ll come get all of it this week.
My wife tossed a bunch of old bedding that we had stuffed into boxes. It was far too old and threadbare to donate so to the dump it went. I have no idea why we saved it in the first place.
She tossed out several boxes of “her stuff.” No clue what was in them. But I’m glad they’re gone.
We found a couple of file boxes filled with ancient utility bills, pay stubs from jobs we haven’t worked at in 15+ years, appliance manuals that were so old I don’t even remember owning those appliances, and rental agreements for houses several interations past, including the shitty little hovel we were living in when we got married – in 2003. We ran everything but the manuals through a shredder, double bagged it all, and into the bed of the pickup it went. That felt really good.
When we had stuffed the bed of the pickup to capacity we took it all to the dump, unloaded it, and then went to Home Depot and bought two heavy-duty metal shelf units: 90" wide x 90" tall x 24" deep. Absolutely massive. We brough them home and unloaded them – right into the garage
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When my son, who has been harping on us for months to get the garage organized, went out to look this morning he commented on how much stuff we had tossed and how much better it looked.
So like I said, I know we’ve made a difference, but I’m damned if I can see much progress.
The next step(s) are to start moving the still extant mountain of boxes that are currently against the north and east wall to the center of the room, put together the big shelves, get them situated where want them (against the north and east wall), and then start going through the rest of the stuff. What we want to keep will go on the shelves. What we don’t will be donated or sent to the dump.
And herein lies my next problem.
My books.
I have thousands of books. That is not an exaggeration or hyperbole. Most of that mountain is boxes and bags of books. 95% non-fiction, mostly political and social history and art history. When we moved into this house in 2021 we didn’t have room for dozens of bookshelves like we had in the past so the shelves were sold and the books boxed up with the plan to go through them that fall. I would cull what I didn’t want to keep and find appropriate bookcases for the rest.
5 years on and that hasn’t happened. The books remain in the garage, suffering the effects of poor storage, moisture – did I mention we live in a rainforest and the garage is not climate controled? --and general neglect.
There are some I will keep regardless: the complete works of Mark Twain that belonged to my grandparents. My Calvin and Hobbes books I collected as a kid. The Straight Dope books (naturally). But so many of my books just… need to go. Be donated. Sold to the local used book store. If damp and mildew has gotten to them, tossed. But that is going to be so, so hard to do. Books are part of who I am, being a bookworm is just part of my DNA. Many of those books were gifts from my grandparents or came from their estate after they passed. Parting with those books will feel like parting with part of my grandparents. Even without that connection some of these books are irreplaceable. Some are exceedingly rare. I have a copy of the New Testament printed and bound in 1587 (that one is in the house and on a shelf). A set of Johnson’s Universal Cyclopedia from 1885. Going through boxes yesterday I came across books I had forgotten I had and of course I rescued several of them and brought them into the house… where I don’t have a place for them.
So. That’s going to be my next challenge. We’re hosting Easter dinner this year so this seemingly sisyphean endeavor absolutley must be done by then. I have no choice. My goal is to get that mountain of boxes and bags moved this week so this coming weekend we can put together the shelves. If I give myself 5 days to go through those books and seperate the keeps from the donates, and actually do it, then the rest should/might/hopefully go pretty smooth. It’ll just be an issue of organizing it all onto shelves.
I’ve actually taken pics of this whole mess so hopefully when all is said and done I can post them here as before-and-afters.