# The Death of Bullwinkle

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 2, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299 "2013-12-02T18:44:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/41 "2013-12-26T19:43:52Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> EEH narrated Fractured Fairy Tales. William Conrad (he of _ **Cannon** _ and radio _ **Gunsmoke** _ fame) narrated the R&B episodes. Charlie Ruggles, also a veteran actor, supplied the voice of Aesop.

Thanks. These are interesting to know.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/42 "2013-12-26T20:30:35Z")

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> [@Aquadementia](#):
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> This is all a bunch of bunk!  
> Bullwinkle wants you all to know that he’s alive and doing well.

That’s good news, but what of Boris and Natasha, what with the fall of the Soviet Union?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/43 "2013-12-26T21:33:17Z")

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Homicide investigators have determined the death of Bullwinkle was no accident. It occured outside of an antique store in Frostbite Falls. Video from the security camera captured this exchange shortly before the deceased was hit by the anvil:

**Rocky** : Bullwinkle, this ship is covered in rubies and look what’s written on the side! O-Mar Khay-yam. Bullwinkle, do you know what this is?

**Bullwinkle** : Well, if you’re waiting on me to say it, I won’t.

**Antique Dealer** : Me neither.

**Rocky** : OK, then this must be…

[pause]

… “The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam”.

Investigators believe the actual target was one Rocket J. Squirrel, but hiis lightning reflexes allowed him to evade the falling anvil, and Bullwinkle was the innocent victim.

The antique dealer is pleading temporary insanity.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/44 "2013-12-26T21:53:41Z")

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Rocky has a high pitched, falsetto voice.  
Was it a lover’s quarrel taken too far?

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**Author:** ![Dano83860](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@Dano83860](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dano83860)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/45 "2013-12-26T23:46:43Z")

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The answer is simple. RJS put upsadayzium on the anvil which floated out of sight. RJS than launched and discarded the upsadayzium and it fell on his unsuspecting friend.

The squirrel did it!

Very nice Clothahump.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/46 "2013-12-26T23:47:25Z")

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Perhaps a seance will reveal the culprit?

“Eenie, meenie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak!”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/47 "2013-12-27T00:21:13Z")

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> [@Dano83860](#):
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> The answer is simple. RJS put upsadayzium on the anvil which floated out of sight. RJS than launched and discarded the upsadayzium and it fell on his unsuspecting friend.
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> The squirrel did it!
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> Very nice Clothahump.

If Upsadaisium is involved, somebody better check the alibi for one Capt. Peter “Wrongway” Peachfuzz.

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**Author:** ![Hottius\_Maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3ab097/32.png) [@Hottius\_Maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hottius_Maximus)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/48 "2013-12-27T00:29:00Z")

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I actually don’t believe Rocky the Flying Squirrel would ever make a foray into such territory.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/49 "2013-12-27T01:13:06Z")

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> [@Hottius\_Maximus](#):
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> I actually don’t believe Rocky the Flying Squirrel would ever make a foray into such territory.

I can’t believe you got away Scott free with that one.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/50 "2013-12-27T03:42:23Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> I can’t believe you got away Scott free with that one.

He surely did.  
Please explain it to me.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/51 "2013-12-27T05:22:10Z")

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> [@Hottius\_Maximus](#):
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> I actually don’t believe Rocky the Flying Squirrel would ever make a foray into such territory.

June Foray was the actress who played the voice of Rocky and Natasha, among other characters. (Nell Fenwick, Ursula, Tweety and Sylvester’s Granny.) She was, and still is, an amazingly prolific voice actress.

> [@cochrane](#):
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> I can’t believe you got away Scott free with that one.

I countered with a reference to Bill Scott, who did Bullwinkle, as well as Dudley Do-right, George of the Jungle, Mr. Peabody, and other characters.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> He surely did.  
> Please explain it to me.

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**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/52 "2013-12-27T05:45:57Z")

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June Foray voiced Rocky (and did a couple of the Witch Hazel’s over at Warner Brothers)

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**Post date:** [December 27, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/53 "2013-12-27T06:41:05Z")

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Funny, I was just reading about this the other day. I’d always wondered what to call it. I’d totally forgotten it was that common on this show.

(I hope someone who remembers better can add this show to the article.)

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**Author:** ![Aint\_It\_the\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Aint\_It\_the\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aint_It_the_Truth)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/54 "2013-12-31T07:26:55Z")

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June Foray was the voice of Rocky and Bill Scott was lead writer. (Foray was also the voice of Tina the Talking Doll on the Twilight Zone plus many many other characters.

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**Author:** ![Tante\_Dillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Tante\_Dillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tante_Dillie)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/55 "2013-12-31T11:38:07Z")

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I am giggling at the fan mail from you flounders.

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**Author:** ![Tante\_Dillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Tante\_Dillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tante_Dillie)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/56 "2013-12-31T12:27:55Z")

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Film clip of June Foray and Bill Scott: [Voices of Rocky and Bullwinkle - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOGZtGUjRQ)

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-death-of-bullwinkle/675299/57 "2014-01-01T01:33:25Z")

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> [@Tante\_Dillie](#):
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> Film clip of June Foray and Bill Scott: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOGZtGUjRQ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieOGZtGUjRQ)

Rocky and Natasha were voiced by the same person?  
:eek:

I can only offer my sig:

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