I think the Greek monarchs were styled King/Queen of the Hellenes.
Just popped in to say I love this thread. Not many places you get a history lesson interwoven with a fiendishly funny comedy skit! 
“Three cheers for the Hempress of Colney 'Atch!”
[sub]let’s see who gets that reference![/sub]
Funny that penguin being there. I wonder where it came from.